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Title: Wonder how many of them will take up the offer
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2008, 05:03:24 PM
I noticed that the same offer doesnt appear to have been given to Labour when they were up in Brum.  lol:

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Conservative MPs have been given discount vouchers for a lap dancing club near their party conference venue.

The vouchers, offering a £10 reduction on entry to Birmingham's Rocket Club, were in a booklet sent out to delegates with official conference literature.

The Tories meet later this month at the International Convention Centre, just yards from the club in Broad Street.

A Conservative party spokeswoman said the booklet had been put together by a Birmingham marketing agency.

'Beautiful girls'

The Rocket Club, describes itself as "an exclusive gentlemen's entertainment venue".

Its website says: "On any night we have up to 50 of the world's most beautiful girls from around the world and the dancers that appear on stage are the very best on offer from all over the UK, Europe and the world."

The Conservative Party spokeswoman said the booklet containing the voucher had been put together by Marketing Birmingham.

She said: "It is a booklet full of advertisements to promote Birmingham, not the official conference guide.

"We distributed the booklet with our conference literature."

The voucher is among many special offers in the guide, which also features discount deals for restaurants and leisure facilities in the city.

Ian Taylor, commercial director at Marketing Birmingham, said: "A number of organisations have been working in partnership to support and welcome the Conservative Party conference.

"As part of that effort, the brochure has been produced to help maximise the economic impact for local businesses."

Conservative MP Ann Widdecombe, a former shadow home secretary, told the Sunday Express: "I can hardly believe this is true.

"I know the Conservative Party is supposed to be modernising but do we have to throw every value out of the window?

"Can you imagine what our old ladies are going to make of it if they turn up there by mistake?"
Title: Re: Wonder how many of them will take up the offer
Post by: Snoopy on September 15, 2008, 05:05:44 PM
And a well known pole dancer of our acquaintance is currently in the UK  rubschin:
Title: Re: Wonder how many of them will take up the offer
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2008, 05:07:44 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Wonder how many of them will take up the offer
Post by: Snoopy on September 15, 2008, 05:08:14 PM
 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: Indeed
Title: Re: Wonder how many of them will take up the offer
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2008, 05:10:55 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Wonder how many of them will take up the offer
Post by: Snoopy on September 15, 2008, 05:11:32 PM
She'll be back soon ~ or is that why you are crying?
Title: Re: Wonder how many of them will take up the offer
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2008, 05:12:07 PM
She'll be back soon ~ or is that why you are crying?
I was thinking about the ironing...  noooo:
Title: Re: Wonder how many of them will take up the offer
Post by: Snoopy on September 15, 2008, 05:13:06 PM
She'll be back soon ~ or is that why you are crying?
I was thinking about the ironing...  noooo:

She'll give you such a clout when she reads that. noooo:
Title: Re: Wonder how many of them will take up the offer
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2008, 05:13:43 PM
She'll be back soon ~ or is that why you are crying?
I was thinking about the ironing...  noooo:

She'll give you such a clout when she reads that. noooo:
I know...  sad24:
Title: Re: Wonder how many of them will take up the offer
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2008, 05:14:28 PM
She'll be back soon ~ or is that why you are crying?
I was thinking about the ironing...  noooo:

Never mind BM, when LL is back it will soon be done.






She'll have you working that iron so fast it will be done for speeding.  point:
Title: Re: Wonder how many of them will take up the offer
Post by: Snoopy on September 15, 2008, 05:14:55 PM
She'll be back soon ~ or is that why you are crying?
I was thinking about the ironing...  noooo:

She'll give you such a clout when she reads that. noooo:
I know...  sad24:

We could try the " A big boy made me do it" routine
Title: Re: Wonder how many of them will take up the offer
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2008, 05:16:03 PM
She'll be back soon ~ or is that why you are crying?
I was thinking about the ironing...  noooo:

She'll give you such a clout when she reads that. noooo:
I know...  sad24:

We could try the " A big boy made me do it" routine
Nah... used too often...  noooo:
Title: Re: Wonder how many of them will take up the offer
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2008, 05:16:35 PM
What about the 'a small hound made me do it' approach?  whistle:
Title: Re: Wonder how many of them will take up the offer
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2008, 05:17:12 PM
What about the 'a small hound made me do it' approach?  whistle:
rubschin:
Title: Re: Wonder how many of them will take up the offer
Post by: Snoopy on September 15, 2008, 05:39:35 PM
Oi!  evil:


Oh well I'll just have to give her the old heart melting guilty look again


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Title: Re: Wonder how many of them will take up the offer
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2008, 05:40:52 PM
That will work until LL peruses the forums Snoop.  point:
Title: Re: Wonder how many of them will take up the offer
Post by: Barman on September 15, 2008, 05:41:34 PM
I'll say I fell off something!  ;D

Actually, I assembled a new computer desk today and managed to cover myself in blood... that could work...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Wonder how many of them will take up the offer
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 15, 2008, 05:44:44 PM
I'll say I fell off something!  ;D

Actually, I assembled a new computer desk today and managed to cover myself in blood... that could work...  rubschin:

Get yourself a hammer.

Goats heads are not that hard.
Title: Re: Wonder how many of them will take up the offer
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2008, 05:56:37 PM

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