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Title: Barman poisoned in freak accident shock
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2008, 10:51:50 AM
"He was swimming about normally with his sun hat on when he suddenly whooped, left the water like a Polaris missile and then sort of swelled up."

Said a distraught Landlady, pulling out an onion ."I have already spoken to the insurance company, like. Just in case." She added.
Title: Re: Barman poisoned in freak accident shock
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2008, 11:37:36 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Barman poisoned in freak accident shock
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2008, 11:38:11 AM
So it's true then!

 char090
Title: Re: Barman poisoned in freak accident shock
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2008, 05:32:11 PM
I see its a normal day in Nick's world. Although normal in this case means please leave your sanity at the entrance.  whistle:
Title: Re: Barman poisoned in freak accident shock
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 15, 2008, 05:42:56 PM
I see its a normal day in Nick's world. Although normal in this case means please leave your sanity at the entrance.  whistle:

I wouldn't even put yours near his entrance.


(Copyright J. Clary)
Title: Re: Barman poisoned in freak accident shock
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2008, 01:23:17 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Barman poisoned in freak accident shock
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2008, 01:32:12 PM
Never mind Nick, I'm sure they'll come to take you home soon  point:
Title: Re: Barman poisoned in freak accident shock
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2008, 01:33:12 PM

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Title: Re: Barman poisoned in freak accident shock
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 16, 2008, 01:36:04 PM
You started it.
Title: Re: Barman poisoned in freak accident shock
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2008, 01:39:00 PM
 shrugs:
Title: Re: Barman poisoned in freak accident shock
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 16, 2008, 01:49:54 PM
You started it.

I think he was bored...  scared2:
Title: Re: Barman poisoned in freak accident shock
Post by: Nick on September 16, 2008, 01:53:47 PM
It happens
Title: Re: Barman poisoned in freak accident shock
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 16, 2008, 05:31:23 PM
It happens

Shhhhhh....
Title: Re: Barman poisoned in freak accident shock
Post by: Barman on September 16, 2008, 07:50:41 PM
It happens

Shhhhhh....
lol: lol: lol: