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Title: Nick IS one lucky get.
Post by: GROWLER on June 05, 2007, 09:41:48 PM
I know he moans and complains a great deal, don't we all, BUT, you wanna see the view he has...especially at this time of year...from his front room. eeek:

I've just been down Nick Boulevard, and parked up to watch the most glorious sunset over the Irish sea, made even more stunning upon the appearance of very scantily clad girly on a push bike who'd obviously stopped to take a piccy of said sunset right next to me on her way home from tennis practice.

Oh those white frilly knickers are soooooooooo sexy! eyes:

Tell you, I was hard pushed as to which delight to watch so I manouvered myself to watch the sunset between her lovely long legs instead. cloud9:

Bliss! sex023
Title: Re: Nick IS one lucky get.
Post by: Anise on June 05, 2007, 09:56:11 PM
 eeek:

Are you one of those chaps who writes in to rhythmn magazines GROWLER?

Title: Re: Nick IS one lucky get.
Post by: GROWLER on June 05, 2007, 10:00:43 PM
eeek:

Are you one of those chaps who writes in to rhythmn magazines GROWLER?



Pardon my extreme ignorance, but wtf is a 'rhythmn' magazine? rubschin:
Title: Re: Nick IS one lucky get.
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2007, 07:16:54 AM
I know he moans and complains a great deal, don't we all, BUT, you wanna see the view he has...especially at this time of year...from his front room. eeek:

I've just been down Nick Boulevard, and parked up to watch the most glorious sunset over the Irish sea, made even more stunning upon the appearance of very scantily clad girly on a push bike who'd obviously stopped to take a piccy of said sunset right next to me on her way home from tennis practice.

Oh those white frilly knickers are soooooooooo sexy! eyes:

Tell you, I was hard pushed as to which delight to watch so I manouvered myself to watch the sunset between her lovely long legs instead. cloud9:

Bliss! sex023

Yes, I saw you drive past without stopping in that vehicle. You are allowed to stop you know!! Or have the brakes packed up?
Title: Re: Nick IS one lucky get.
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 06, 2007, 07:30:53 AM
eeek:

Are you one of those chaps who writes in to rhythmn magazines GROWLER?



Pardon my extreme ignorance, but wtf is a 'rhythmn' magazine? rubschin:

It's some Catholicn publication I expect.
Title: Re: Nick IS one lucky get.
Post by: GROWLER on June 06, 2007, 07:44:51 AM
I know he moans and complains a great deal, don't we all, BUT, you wanna see the view he has...especially at this time of year...from his front room. eeek:

I've just been down Nick Boulevard, and parked up to watch the most glorious sunset over the Irish sea, made even more stunning upon the appearance of very scantily clad girly on a push bike who'd obviously stopped to take a piccy of said sunset right next to me on her way home from tennis practice.

Oh those white frilly knickers are soooooooooo sexy! eyes:

Tell you, I was hard pushed as to which delight to watch so I manouvered myself to watch the sunset between her lovely long legs instead. cloud9:

Bliss! sex023

Yes, I saw you drive past without stopping in that vehicle. You are allowed to stop you know!! Or have the brakes packed up?


I DID stop you blind old duffer. Parking ain't easy down there as you know.
Didn't like to knock as it was 9:35. and besides, Mrs Nick might have answered the door. eeek:

Anyway, did you see the 'views' I refer to? eyes:
Title: Re: Nick IS one lucky get.
Post by: Bar Wench on June 06, 2007, 07:56:18 AM
I'm not sure I'd pop in for tea either. What with Mrs Nick and The Boy! You might never see the light of day again!  eeek:
Title: Re: Nick IS one lucky get.
Post by: Berek on June 06, 2007, 10:33:29 AM
wait until Nick sees the view of the sewage treatment works from my front room
Title: Re: Nick IS one lucky get.
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 06, 2007, 10:42:19 AM
wait until Nick sees the view of the sewage treatment works from my front room

Ah, but do you get a good sunset?
Title: Re: Nick IS one lucky get.
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2007, 03:06:39 PM
A member who wishes to remain anonymous has asked me to post this picture and ask if it is Nick?s view?  whacky115
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2FAtkNWbZL.jpg&hash=6a80f117b90f22f0c7efa42a2e14ad97487f3133)
Title: Re: Nick IS one lucky get.
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 11, 2007, 03:10:39 PM
Why are beaches always spoiled by a sewage outfall pipe?  eeek:
Title: Re: Nick IS one lucky get.
Post by: Snoopy on June 11, 2007, 03:17:11 PM
A member who wishes to remain anonymous has asked me to post this picture and ask if it is Nick?s view?  whacky115
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2FAtkNWbZL.jpg&hash=6a80f117b90f22f0c7efa42a2e14ad97487f3133)

Doesn't look like Nick's member to me .







Oh Dear ..... What have I said.  redface:
No Darwin I haven't peeked!
Title: Re: Nick IS one lucky get.
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2007, 03:22:53 PM
Why are beaches always spoiled by a sewage outfall pipe?  eeek:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: Nick IS one lucky get.
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 11, 2007, 04:33:08 PM
Why are beaches always spoiled by a sewage outfall pipe?  eeek:
lol: drumroll:
Title: Re: Nick IS one lucky get.
Post by: Misunderstood on June 15, 2007, 11:45:07 PM
I don't understand why everyone thinks sewage outfall pipes are so yucky when everybody's got one.   confused:
Title: Re: Nick IS one lucky get.
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 16, 2007, 09:03:07 AM
I don't understand why everyone thinks sewage outfall pipes are so yucky when everybody's got one.   confused:

Depends on how well maintained they are.  eeek:
Title: Re: Nick IS one lucky get.
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 16, 2007, 02:13:41 PM
I don't understand why everyone thinks sewage outfall pipes are so yucky when everybody's got one.   confused:

Depends on how well maintained they are.  eeek:
A drop of bleach works wonders I am told.
Title: Re: Nick IS one lucky get.
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2007, 02:36:00 PM
I have an overwhelming sense of Dormez Vous  ;)