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Title: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 08:34:30 AM
#1

If heat cannot travel through a vacuum why does the sun warm the earth?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 08:43:14 AM
Because the sun emits infared radiation which the Earth absorbs and turns into heat.

IGCSE physics can come in handy!
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 08:45:35 AM
Why do men have nipples?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 08:57:52 AM
I know this one because I looked it up years ago!  ;D

It would seem that no one really knows for sure. However, popular thinking is that in the womb all babies are "built" to a female template. Nipples are created before the sexual organs and so aren't treated as such by the body.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 08:58:37 AM
Global warming: man made or just happening anyway?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 09:00:57 AM
Difficult. Hole in ozone totally man made. However, I think global warming is in general a cyclical thing. See ice age. Although it is probably exacerbated by humans, I believe we are a parasitic race.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 09:04:30 AM
What do wasps actually DO?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2008, 09:08:07 AM
Who invented Gateau du chemin de fer?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 09:09:04 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 09:09:23 AM
What is a boson?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 09:12:20 AM
What do wasps actually DO?

Well I assume they are involved in cross pollination and I imagine they are part of the food chain and without them there would be hundreds of some other vile insect.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 09:13:01 AM
Who invented Gateau du chemin de fer?

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 09:13:57 AM
What is a boson?

Had to google

Any of a class of particles, such as the photon, pion, or alpha particle, that have zero or integral spin and obey statistical rules permitting any number of identical particles to occupy the same quantum state.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2008, 09:14:08 AM
What is a boson?

If memory serves me correctly bosons are particles which obey Bose-Einstein statistics; and are named after Satyendra Nath Bose. (I think thats how to spell the name)
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 09:17:28 AM
#1

If heat cannot travel through a vacumm why does the sun warm the earth?


Why can't an English Teacher and MA spell vacuum?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 09:17:46 AM
Do wasps make honey?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2008, 09:18:20 AM
#1

If heat cannot travel through a vacumm why does the sun warm the earth?


Why can't an English Teacher and MA spell vacuum?

The boy has been swapping his keys around again.  whistle:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 09:18:31 AM
#1

If heat cannot travel through a vacumm why does the sun warm the earth?


Why can't an English Teacher and MA spell vacuum?

 redface: typo
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 09:18:56 AM
Do wasps make honey?

No.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 09:19:26 AM
#1

If heat cannot travel through a vacumm why does the sun warm the earth?


Why can't an English Teacher and MA spell vacuum?

The boy has been swapping his keys around again.  whistle:

Because some bugger is just googling difficult questions and copying and pasting them in here.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 09:22:15 AM
No, these questions are allmyown werk!

Do wasps make honey, I said.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2008, 09:23:32 AM
No, these questions are allmyown werk!

Do wasps make honey, I said.

Strange how thats a line from an Eddie Izzard stand up show Nick  point:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 09:24:38 AM
I don't recall it. It's been worrying me for years.

Cloning people.Why the fuss?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 09:25:07 AM
No, these questions are allmyown werk!

Do wasps make honey, I said.

And I said:

Do wasps make honey?

No.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 09:26:32 AM
What is the degree of genetic difference between different breeds of dogs?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2008, 09:29:03 AM
Cloning people.Why the fuss?

Because Nick is probably of the genus 'people'  scared2:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Pastis on September 10, 2008, 09:30:29 AM
What is the degree of genetic difference between different breeds of dogs?

Have you been watching that Martin Clunes?  I needed to identify a dog breed the other day... how do I do that?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2008, 09:30:52 AM
What is the degree of genetic difference between different breeds of dogs?

0.8%, the same degree of genetic difference between humans and primates if I remember by old biology proffessor correctly.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2008, 09:31:22 AM
What is the degree of genetic difference between different breeds of dogs?

Have you been watching that Martin Clunes?  I needed to identify a dog breed the other day... how do I do that?

Contact the Kennel Club.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Pastis on September 10, 2008, 09:33:09 AM
What is the degree of genetic difference between different breeds of dogs?

Have you been watching that Martin Clunes?  I needed to identify a dog breed the other day... how do I do that?

Contact the Kennel Club.

I tried doing it online via multiple choice type elimination... useless  ::)
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 09:34:04 AM
Why don't satellites just fall to the ground ?How do they stay up?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 09:37:11 AM
What is the degree of genetic difference between different breeds of dogs?

Have you been watching that Martin Clunes?  I needed to identify a dog breed the other day... how do I do that?

Contact the Kennel Club.

I tried doing it online via multiple choice type elimination... useless  ::)

http://www.puppypoopy.com/ (http://www.puppypoopy.com/)
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 10, 2008, 09:40:29 AM
Why don't satellites just fall to the ground ?How do they stay up?

One for me.

They are falling, in a curve due to their forward speed (17,000mph) - it's just that the Earth curves away by the same amount.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 09:41:23 AM
That's quite lucky  rubschin:

Why do scientists wear white coats?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2008, 09:41:32 AM
Ok, one for Nick. A subject that he should be an expert on. Explain Chaos Theory.  whistle:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Pastis on September 10, 2008, 09:42:03 AM
What is the degree of genetic difference between different breeds of dogs?

Have you been watching that Martin Clunes?  I needed to identify a dog breed the other day... how do I do that?

Contact the Kennel Club.

I tried doing it online via multiple choice type elimination... useless  ::)

http://www.puppypoopy.com/ (http://www.puppypoopy.com/)

Thanks. I might be some time  rubschin:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 09:42:09 AM
No. Wenchy has to answer. That's the rule
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 09:56:18 AM
#1

If heat cannot travel through a vacumm why does the sun warm the earth?


Why can't an English Teacher and MA spell vacuum?
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 09:57:58 AM
She isn't keeping up!

If space is a vacuum why don't we get sucked into it? (this one bothers me a lot)
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 10, 2008, 10:00:43 AM
Gravity.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 10:01:25 AM
So gravity exactly balance the power of the infinite vacuum.   rubschin: That's lucky
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 10:03:28 AM
No. Wenchy has to answer. That's the rule

I've outsourced.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 10:04:51 AM
She doesn't know the answers.  noooo:

Right Dentist/Catbreeder. TTFN
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 10:09:09 AM
She doesn't know the answers.  noooo:

Right Dentist/Catbreeder. TTFN

Or alternatively, I had some actual work to do!
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 10:37:17 AM
I'm closest ~ should I go round and whack him across the head with a dead fish?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 10:42:28 AM
YES! Although I would prefer dead goat leg for the whacking if possible.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2008, 10:46:11 AM
You should have asked BM for one before he turfed it over the side of the cliff yesterday.  whistle:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 11:05:53 AM
Why does our hair keep growing, unlike, say, cats whose hair gets to the right length(i.e. one which suits them) and then stops?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 11:14:30 AM
It doesn't. Cats moult. Their "under fur" is growing all the time but at a certain length it falls out. Human hair, on the other hand, does not moult and replace itself. We go bald.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2008, 11:15:41 AM
Human hair, on the other hand, does not moult and replace itself. We go bald.

Not everyone. . .
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 11:17:30 AM
Everyone to a greater or lesser degree. I am fortunately one of the lesser degree types but it is thinning.  whistle:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 11:37:27 AM
Why do slugs do that when you put salt on them?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 11:44:50 AM
Because the salt draws the moisture out of the slug and like all living things the slugs need moisture to survive.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 11:45:10 AM
So why doesn't it work on people?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 11:48:00 AM
Feed a person enough salt and it will.


See: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/4297345.stm

And many other cases

Also
http://www.preciouslife.net/show-procedure.asp?Procedure=5

Those who do not have a strong stomach should not click this second link.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 11:50:56 AM
Useful to know  eveilgrin:

Flying. WHy don't they anaesthetise people before flights? You could get more on a plane, no nasty food to eat, fewer cabin staff and no panic in the event of a crash
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2008, 11:59:58 AM
anaesthetisia is an exact science Nick you have to make sure that you dose the person enough to knock them out without doing them any permanent harm. Simply rolling a cannister of knock out gas may look good in the movies but it isnt accurate as the amount needed to knock out a lard arse could cause serious complications to someone who has been on the size zero diet.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 12:00:37 PM
But you agree the idea is sound in principle.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2008, 12:02:20 PM
knock out plane loads of easyjet chavs? could have possibilities, especially if the flight crew bail out over the atlantic...  whistle:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 12:03:15 PM
Let's press on then.

Why don't humans have tails?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 12:38:13 PM
Not needed for gripping or for balance purposes. There are other animals that don't need them either ~ Chimps come to mind.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2008, 12:44:12 PM
Chimps come to mind. . .
. . . every time I log in here.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 12:46:17 PM
Chimps come to mind. . .
. . . every time I log in here.
eeek:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 12:53:17 PM
Well I think a tail would be jolly useful. I could do all sorts if I had one. An evolutionary wrong turn I fear.

Why do spiders make webs on car wing mirrors? ANd why don't they blow away when you drive?

Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 12:54:00 PM
Chimps come to mind. . .
. . . every time I log in here.

I am going to want half your royalties if this keeps up! lol:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 12:54:36 PM
Well I think a tail would be jolly useful. I could do all sorts if I had one. An evolutionary wrong turn I fear.

Why do spiders make webs on car wing mirrors? ANd why don't they blow away when you drive?



Your enquiry has been refered to one Mr Peter Parker
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 12:55:40 PM
WHO?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 12:57:33 PM
The Boy will know but to put you out of your misery
 
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.flickr.com%2F111%2F300591171_7f2f102d68_o.jpg&hash=d744a1c0a7b432e0f9fc3586889fd19df4a01cdf)
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 12:58:53 PM
Stop mucking up this thread with rubbish.  evil:

Worms: do they sleep?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 10, 2008, 12:59:59 PM
If they do then do they dream?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 01:05:03 PM
If they do then do they dream?

and if they do is it of electric sheep?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 01:05:27 PM
Let's just establish their sleeping habits first, OK?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 10, 2008, 01:20:49 PM
If they do then do they dream?

and if they do is it of electric sheep?

Surely that's androids?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 01:21:42 PM
If you have a serious question about androids,I suggest you ask the Prof  evil:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 01:26:21 PM
If they do then do they dream?

and if they do is it of electric sheep?

Surely that's androids?

Surely that would be wormist? Why can't worms dream of electric sheep if they want to?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 01:26:47 PM
So you are saying they do sleep. Yes?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 10, 2008, 01:27:38 PM
If they do then do they dream?

and if they do is it of electric sheep?

Surely that's androids?

Surely that would be wormist? Why can't worms dream of electric sheep if they want to?

Maybe thay dream of mechanical moles?

Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 01:28:59 PM
How do hedgehogs mate?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 10, 2008, 01:31:56 PM
Carefully.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 01:36:04 PM
Carefully.
drumroll:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 01:36:26 PM
Insufficiently scientific.OK?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 01:39:28 PM
Insufficiently scientific.OK?
Hedgehogs mate from behind with the female laying down her spines and the male climbing on top and inserting his barbed organ.  eeek:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 01:40:47 PM
Sounds impossible! Is this some sort of joke?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 01:41:40 PM
Sounds impossible! Is this some sort of joke?
Not for the female...  noooo:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 01:43:24 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2008, 02:01:01 PM
Carefully.
[fact]
And, for the benefit of all you townies, very noisily. [/fact]
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 02:01:36 PM
Hardly surprising, under the circumstances, like
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2008, 02:05:00 PM
Hardly surprising, under the circumstances, like

They may just be "Harry met Sally" fans of course. .
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 02:36:08 PM
Insufficiently scientific.OK?
Hedgehogs mate from behind with the female laying down her spines and the male climbing on top and inserting his barbed organ.  eeek:

I believe male cats have a barbed organ too.  eeek: That is what causes the yowling.  eeek:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 02:38:48 PM
Insufficiently scientific.OK?
Hedgehogs mate from behind with the female laying down her spines and the male climbing on top and inserting his barbed organ.  eeek:

I believe male cats have a barbed organ too.  eeek: That is what causes the yowling.  eeek:
eeek:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 02:41:21 PM
I think it is because the barbs stop "it" coming out when the female registers her displeasure with the situation.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 02:51:30 PM
Would it not be easier for the female cat to have a headache like most females?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 02:57:53 PM
I don't think the male cat is interested in excuses.  noooo:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 03:03:07 PM
That has never stopped any of my wives noooo:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Pastis on September 10, 2008, 03:10:09 PM
Coffee cake.

I dozed off listening to Torchwood - Lost Souls and woke up with an insatiable desire for coffee cake  eeek:

Why? I wonder
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 03:10:54 PM
With Walnuts?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2008, 03:16:27 PM
I believe male cats have a barbed organ too. 

Female cats usually have a few as well, as trophies.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 10, 2008, 03:36:50 PM
Coffee cake.

I dozed off listening to Torchwood - Lost Souls and woke up with an insatiable desire for coffee cake  eeek:

Why? I wonder

I was going to ask if it was any good then I realised what you wrote...

Perhaps they mentioned coffee cake during the broadcast.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 03:41:11 PM
Coffee cake.

I dozed off listening to Torchwood - Lost Souls and woke up with an insatiable desire for coffee cake  eeek:

Why? I wonder
Perhaps you have gone completely insane...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Pastis on September 10, 2008, 03:49:23 PM
Coffee cake.

I dozed off listening to Torchwood - Lost Souls and woke up with an insatiable desire for coffee cake  eeek:

Why? I wonder
Perhaps you have gone completely insane...?  rubschin:

Only particley partially.

And yes, I thought it was quite good... with eyes shut. I must have dozed off toward the end when someone mentioned that instead of a parallel universe it was the entrance to heaven  eeek:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2008, 04:02:25 PM
Coffee cake.

I dozed off listening to Torchwood - Lost Souls and woke up with an insatiable desire for coffee cake  eeek:

Why? I wonder
Perhaps you have gone completely insane...?  rubschin:

Qualifies him to work behind the bar then...  whistle:

Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Pastis on September 10, 2008, 04:17:56 PM
Coffee cake.

I dozed off listening to Torchwood - Lost Souls and woke up with an insatiable desire for coffee cake  eeek:

Why? I wonder
Perhaps you have gone completely insane...?  rubschin:

Qualifies him to work behind the bar then...  whistle:

I'd draw the line a donning a dirndl though  evil:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 04:20:44 PM
So why do boy animals need barbed willies?

(Professor Wench only please)
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 04:31:50 PM
Pigs (Boars) have corkscrew shaped ones I am told
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 04:40:38 PM
Pigs (Boars) have corkscrew shaped ones I am told
I thought that was their tail...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 04:42:17 PM
Pigs (Boars) have corkscrew shaped ones I am told
I thought that was their tail...  rubschin:

As well  whistle:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 04:44:48 PM
Pigs (Boars) have corkscrew shaped ones I am told
I thought that was their tail...  rubschin:

As well  whistle:
So how do they... um... you know...?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 04:47:22 PM
Pigs (Boars) have corkscrew shaped ones I am told
I thought that was their tail...  rubschin:

As well  whistle:
So how do they... um... you know...?

TBH I have never had sex with one so I can't tell you ~ the anatomical facts are however true.
Puts a whole new meaning in having a screw tho'  whistle:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2008, 05:28:42 PM
Wild boars have a left-hand thread.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2008, 05:31:32 PM
I am having a beer in Brum tomorrow with a left handed bisexual.

Anything I should be careful of?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 10, 2008, 05:47:22 PM
Yes .... sit on the right hand side of your friend so that you don't get beer spilled on you.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2008, 07:05:54 PM
Yes .... sit on the right hand side of your friend so that you don't get beer spilled on you.

Errrr.. How does that work then?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 11, 2008, 09:17:38 AM
It would be easier for the left handed bi-sexual to stroke Nick's thigh with the right hand as they will have the beer in the left hand. Saves reaching across and risking the beer being spilled on the unfortunate Nick.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2008, 09:51:51 AM
The "beer" is strictly metaphorical in my case ( sad24:) but the chappy is an Aussie (with a bit of Norwegian in him)

























wait for it!
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 11, 2008, 01:35:00 PM
The "beer" is strictly metaphorical in my case ( sad24:) but the chappy is an Aussie (with a bit of Norwegian in him)

wait for it!
Ooooh matron!


 ::)

Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 11, 2008, 01:36:07 PM
He just called me. I fear I may have a new "friend"!
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 11, 2008, 01:37:38 PM
He just called me. I fear I may have a new "friend"!

The Golden Rivet beckons. . .
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 11, 2008, 02:04:14 PM
 point: point: point:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 11, 2008, 02:13:40 PM
He just called me. I fear I may have a new "friend"!

He's probably wondering where you are as you're certainly not in Brimingham.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on September 12, 2008, 08:19:12 PM
I'm not now.I am back.

Birmingham is horrid! sick2:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2008, 08:31:48 AM
How come we have clear blue sky AND rain?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2008, 08:34:03 AM
How come we have clear blue sky AND rain?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fangry020.gif&hash=43f9a2b95e02c2d6d5085482e0487276d3dedf5b) (http://www.freesmileys.org)  point:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on October 01, 2008, 08:52:35 AM
How come we have clear blue sky AND rain?

You are special and have your own little black rain cloud.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2008, 08:54:23 AM
How come we have clear blue sky AND rain?

You are special and have your own little black rain cloud.
Like what I said... but with emoticons...  ::)
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on October 01, 2008, 09:24:01 AM
How come we have clear blue sky AND rain?

You are special and have your own little black rain cloud.
Like what I said... but with emoticons...  ::)

If I wanted a comic I would buy one ok!
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on October 01, 2008, 09:25:34 AM
How come we have clear blue sky AND rain?

You are special and have your own little black rain cloud.
Like what I said... but with emoticons...  ::)

If I wanted a comic I would buy one ok!

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on October 01, 2008, 09:26:32 AM
How come we have clear blue sky AND rain?

You are special and have your own little black rain cloud.
Like what I said... but with emoticons...  ::)

If I wanted a comic I would buy one ok!

OUCH! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsick032.gif&hash=810cca939094732bca9cd84eef8b8fd33a34d55a)
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on October 01, 2008, 09:26:57 AM
Sorry, mood swings.  redface:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on October 01, 2008, 10:34:23 AM
Good job she hasn't got a gun
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 01, 2008, 02:35:28 PM
Sorry, mood swings.  redface:
scared:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2008, 02:55:42 PM
Why don't Indian restaurants have set meals like the Chinese?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2008, 02:56:09 PM
Why don't animals need sunglasses...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2008, 02:57:38 PM
Well you can buy sunglasses for dogs.I have seen some wearing them hereabouts.

And as for the other, whatever you order in an Indian restaruant you always get the same stuff anyhoo
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2008, 03:00:01 PM
Well you can buy sunglasses for dogs.I have seen some wearing them hereabouts.

And as for the other, whatever you order in an Indian restaruant you always get the same stuff anyhoo

Ahem...  ::)

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Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2008, 03:01:23 PM
What does she know?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2008, 03:02:21 PM
What does she know?
We shall find out...  whistle:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2008, 03:03:01 PM
Well pigs get sunburn
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2008, 03:03:48 PM
Well pigs get sunburn
But do they need sunglasses...?  ::)
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2008, 03:05:21 PM
No but they use mud to protect their complexions. They might welcome sunglasses too
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2008, 03:07:00 PM
The Balti local to us does offer set meal options as well as the normal pick and mix menu.
Those Indian restaurants I have used have offered a set meal option.


Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2008, 03:07:31 PM
Useful.I have just ordered a takeaway for later.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2008, 03:08:14 PM
No but they use mud to protect their complexions. They might welcome sunglasses too
They put mud in their eyes do they...?  ::)
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2008, 03:08:29 PM
The Balti local to us does offer set meal options as well as the normal pick and mix menu.
Those Indian restaurants I have used have offered a set meal option.
doh:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2008, 03:09:25 PM
My mate "Big Eddy" wears them all the time ~ he also plays piano
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Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2008, 03:10:12 PM
My mate "Big Eddy" wears them all the time ~ he also plays piano
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Is that true...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2008, 03:16:48 PM
 whistle: Best Doggone Blues Singer we got man!
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on October 14, 2008, 03:24:15 PM
whistle: Best Doggone Blues Singer we got man!
rubschin:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2008, 04:07:14 PM
I've ordered the set meal like. From the local Indian like
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 14, 2008, 04:17:33 PM
Unfortunately Nick ended up with a buffalo charging through Nick towers chased by a load of apaches...  whistle:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2008, 05:14:29 PM
No but they use mud to protect their complexions. They might welcome sunglasses too
They put mud in their eyes do they...?  ::)
When drinking toasts, yes.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2008, 04:32:08 AM
No but they use mud to protect their complexions. They might welcome sunglasses too
They put mud in their eyes do they...?  ::)
When drinking toasts, yes.
drumroll:  ;D
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2008, 04:33:33 AM
I've ordered the set meal like. From the local Indian like
Well I've never seen one that has one and our local Indian doesn't whereas the local Chinese does... So there!  cussing:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2008, 04:59:09 AM
I've ordered the set meal like. From the local Indian like
Well I've never seen one that has one and our local Indian doesn't whereas the local Chinese does... So there!  cussing:

But you have such a narrow view of the world.
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2010, 12:47:15 PM
I have been bizzy with an experiment. angel1 Why does a bowl of hot water left in the snow freeze more quickly than the identical bowl of cold water left next to it? Eh? Eh?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2010, 01:13:48 PM
 ::)

It is the well known Mpemba effect...
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2010, 01:15:15 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Pirate on January 09, 2010, 01:17:32 PM
Do what Barman did...look it up on Wikipedia. Simplez
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2010, 01:18:18 PM
noooo:

I thought everybody knew that...  noooo:

And you said I was unread!  point:

Here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mpemba_effect)
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2010, 01:23:38 PM
But does Professor Wench know it? Eh? eh?
Title: Re: Professor Wench's all new scientific advice thread
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2010, 01:24:44 PM
But does Professor Wench know it? Eh? eh?

Well she does now...  ::)