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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on September 09, 2008, 01:44:11 PM
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Noticed a funny smell in the garden this morning which has been getting worse all day... sick2:
Just tracked it down to a dead goat the other side of our garden wall... sick2: sick2:
To be continued...
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Stuff it!
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Has that island no scavengers ~ y'know Vultures or summat?
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Your visitors must be thrilled!
Their one/two weeks of sun a year ruined by eau de chevre mort.
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Has that island no scavengers ~ y'know Vultures or summat?
There are but they are driven off by the sun reflecting off something at Chez BM and blinding them whistle:
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Just a thought ~ you don't suppose the goat choked to death on a post box key do you? whistle:
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happy001
Or a handbag!
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Just a thought ~ you don't suppose the goat choked to death on a post box key do you? whistle:
doh:
The badly decomposed, maggot riddled body has been unceremoniously levered over the edge of the cliff with a shovel... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsick029.gif&hash=5e432f0a039181ec18f6f0132d9872495747d2c8) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
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Dignity in death. eeek:
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Dignity in death. eeek:
I did try to bury it... but the slope was too steep so over it went... whistle:
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Hasn't the local council or whatever have a 'dead goat' department?
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Hasn't the local council or whatever have a 'dead goat' department?
Yes... I was planning on calling them in the morning but the stench got too bad... also access was somewhat limited and I foresaw much head shaking and scratching... noooo:
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Wimmin.
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Just a thought ~ you don't suppose the goat choked to death on a post box key do you? whistle:
doh:
The badly decomposed, maggot riddled body has been unceremoniously levered over the edge of the cliff with a shovel... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsick029.gif&hash=5e432f0a039181ec18f6f0132d9872495747d2c8) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Under normal circumstances I'd now be commenting on the chances of a certain Captain Calamity being sat on a beach at the bottom of the cliff.. whistle:
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Hasn't the local council or whatever have a 'dead goat' department?
Yes... I was planning on calling them in the morning but the stench got too bad... also access was somewhat limited and I foresaw much head shaking and scratching... noooo:
Also... LL told me to "get it sorted"... redface:
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scared2:
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Do you think it's maybe the Cyprus version of a horse head in the bed? scared2:
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Do you think it's maybe the Cyprus version of a horse head in the bed? scared2:
That was considered... but who would do such a thing...? rubschin:
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eau de chevre mort.
happy001
happ096
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Hasn't the local council or whatever have a 'dead goat' department?
Yes... I was planning on calling them in the morning but the stench got too bad... also access was somewhat limited and I foresaw much head shaking and scratching... noooo:
Also... LL told me to "get it sorted"... redface:
And in this case LL counts as a "Big Boy made me do it" ~ I can see that.
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Hasn't the local council or whatever have a 'dead goat' department?
Yes... I was planning on calling them in the morning but the stench got too bad... also access was somewhat limited and I foresaw much head shaking and scratching... noooo:
Also... LL told me to "get it sorted"... redface:
And in this case LL counts as a "Big Boy made me do it" ~ I can see that.
Pretty much... cussing:
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happy100 Never mind ~ it's all over now .... enjoy your evening out.
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happy100 Never mind ~ it's all over now .... enjoy your evening out.
cloud9:
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At least you can untili you overhear some poor bugger having a conversation about how they were kamikazed by a rotting goat corpse earlier today. whistle:
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No smell this morning... whistle:
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No smell this morning... whistle:
Nose finally dropped off?
char048
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No smell this morning... whistle:
Nose finally dropped off?
char048
cussing:
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Maybe LL finally managed to bully him into the shower whistle:
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At least you can untili you overhear some poor bugger having a conversation about how they were kamikazed by a rotting goat corpse earlier today. whistle:
'Large Chevron Collider"
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lol: