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Title: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2008, 01:44:11 PM
Noticed a funny smell in the garden this morning which has been getting worse all day...  sick2:

Just tracked it down to a dead goat the other side of our garden wall...  sick2: sick2:

To be continued...
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2008, 01:54:09 PM
Stuff it!
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Snoopy on September 09, 2008, 02:01:54 PM
Has that island no scavengers ~ y'know Vultures or summat?
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Bar Wench on September 09, 2008, 02:28:25 PM
Your visitors must be thrilled!

Their one/two weeks of sun a year ruined by eau de chevre mort.
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2008, 02:32:46 PM
Has that island no scavengers ~ y'know Vultures or summat?

There are but they are driven off by the sun reflecting off something at Chez BM and blinding them  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Snoopy on September 09, 2008, 02:52:36 PM
Just a thought ~ you don't suppose the goat choked to death on a post box key do you?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2008, 02:59:01 PM
 happy001

Or a handbag!
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2008, 03:19:16 PM
Just a thought ~ you don't suppose the goat choked to death on a post box key do you?  whistle:
doh:

The badly decomposed, maggot riddled body has been unceremoniously levered over the edge of the cliff with a shovel... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsick029.gif&hash=5e432f0a039181ec18f6f0132d9872495747d2c8) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 09, 2008, 03:21:00 PM
Dignity in death.  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2008, 03:24:22 PM
Dignity in death.  eeek:
I did try to bury it... but the slope was too steep so over it went...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 09, 2008, 03:27:29 PM
Hasn't the local council or whatever have a 'dead goat' department?
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2008, 03:28:46 PM
Hasn't the local council or whatever have a 'dead goat' department?
Yes... I was planning on calling them in the morning but the stench got too bad... also access was somewhat limited and I foresaw much head shaking and scratching...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2008, 03:29:25 PM
Wimmin.
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2008, 03:33:50 PM
Just a thought ~ you don't suppose the goat choked to death on a post box key do you?  whistle:
doh:

The badly decomposed, maggot riddled body has been unceremoniously levered over the edge of the cliff with a shovel... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsick029.gif&hash=5e432f0a039181ec18f6f0132d9872495747d2c8) (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Under normal circumstances I'd now be commenting on the chances of a certain Captain Calamity being sat on a beach at the bottom of the cliff..  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2008, 03:35:12 PM
Hasn't the local council or whatever have a 'dead goat' department?
Yes... I was planning on calling them in the morning but the stench got too bad... also access was somewhat limited and I foresaw much head shaking and scratching...  noooo:
Also... LL told me to "get it sorted"...  redface:
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2008, 03:36:12 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Bar Wench on September 09, 2008, 03:37:49 PM
Do you think it's maybe the Cyprus version of a horse head in the bed?  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2008, 03:49:28 PM
Do you think it's maybe the Cyprus version of a horse head in the bed?  scared2:
That was considered... but who would do such a thing...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2008, 03:57:33 PM
eau de chevre mort.
happy001
 happ096
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Snoopy on September 09, 2008, 04:27:02 PM
Hasn't the local council or whatever have a 'dead goat' department?
Yes... I was planning on calling them in the morning but the stench got too bad... also access was somewhat limited and I foresaw much head shaking and scratching...  noooo:
Also... LL told me to "get it sorted"...  redface:

And in this case LL counts as a "Big Boy made me do it" ~ I can see that.
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2008, 04:43:03 PM
Hasn't the local council or whatever have a 'dead goat' department?
Yes... I was planning on calling them in the morning but the stench got too bad... also access was somewhat limited and I foresaw much head shaking and scratching...  noooo:
Also... LL told me to "get it sorted"...  redface:

And in this case LL counts as a "Big Boy made me do it" ~ I can see that.
Pretty much...  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Snoopy on September 09, 2008, 04:44:14 PM
 happy100  Never mind ~ it's all over now .... enjoy your evening out.
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2008, 04:54:12 PM
happy100  Never mind ~ it's all over now .... enjoy your evening out.
cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2008, 06:03:38 PM
At least you can untili you overhear some poor bugger having a conversation about how they were kamikazed by a rotting goat corpse earlier today.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 04:58:49 AM
No smell this morning...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2008, 07:33:51 AM
No smell this morning...  whistle:

Nose finally dropped off?

 char048
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2008, 07:38:39 AM
No smell this morning...  whistle:

Nose finally dropped off?

 char048
cussing:
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2008, 08:58:14 AM
Maybe LL finally managed to bully him into the shower  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2008, 09:14:07 AM
At least you can untili you overhear some poor bugger having a conversation about how they were kamikazed by a rotting goat corpse earlier today.  whistle:

'Large Chevron Collider"
Title: Re: The all new dead goat thread...
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2008, 09:18:33 AM
 lol: