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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on September 09, 2008, 11:16:46 AM
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So Mrs Nick just called. A Chilean lady student is arriving in Scallypool next week and has e mailed her saying "It would be lovely to stay with you for a week."
She has not been invited, she has invited herself.
Mrs Nick said "SHall we let her stay or not."
My first reaction was to say that it was a cheek and what about transport and feeding etc.?
Mrs Nick was of the same view.
I said, "How old is she?"
Mrs Nick: 23
Me: Well she is a long way from home.We should make her welcome eveilgrin:
Mrs Nick: I will see if I can find somewhere else for her then evil:
Pity.
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Perhaps Mrs Nick is assuming the lady student has a command of English to match her own whereas the poor girl may have been trying to say she is looking forward to her stay in England and spending time with the uni. whistle:
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No, she wanted to stay in our house sad24:
I could have made her welcome
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This young lady has no idea quite what a lucky escape she has had.
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Send her down here. We have a spare room. whistle:
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Run Chilean girl, run far far away!
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eveilgrin:
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Send her down here. We have a spare room. whistle:
Be careful what you wish for. whistle:
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I have seen a pic eyes:
Also
eyes:
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So not a total stranger communicating with Mrs Nick "out of the blue" then.
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Of course not.It was the invitation to our house that was out of the blue
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Then she must have been "led to believe" by something someone said.
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It is clear that you have little experience of South Americans hound!
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tunble:
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Quite.We have a stream of mexicans, peruvians and spaniards through this place.They are at home anywhere eyes:
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Quite.We have a stream of mexicans, peruvians and spaniards through this place.They are at home anywhere eyes:
Bragging or complaining?
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Statement of fact!
Nelly the Peruvian was nice! eyes:
Armando was not evil:
Margarita was/is nice eyes:
Manuel is not evil:
etc.
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There's a pattern forming here... rubschin:
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What pattern?
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At a glance ~ In your opinion the girls were nice and the boys were not ...... Or have I missed something?
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redface:
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point: point: point:
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redface:
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I can read your mind
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evil:
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Bear in mind that the hound can only read yours because his is normally in the same place whistle:
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point:
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Bear in mind that the hound can only read yours because his is normally in the same place whistle:
Most mens are. noooo:
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Bear in mind that the hound can only read yours because his is normally in the same place whistle:
Most mens are. noooo:
angel1
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Bear in mind that the hound can only read yours because his is normally in the same place whistle:
Most mens are. noooo:
angel1
See that yellow hydrant at the top of the picture. That's what I use and that's why I know about such things. whistle:
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Bear in mind that the hound can only read yours because his is normally in the same place whistle:
Most mens are. noooo:
Mr Wench flirting with the mummies eh?
As a primary school teacher, comning into daily close contact with so many female colleagues and dozens, nay hundreds of MILFs, I guess he struggles to get home eveilgrin:
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The Mummys at school often flirt with Mr Wench. Often in front of me. noooo:
As for his colleagues apparently when he started work there they were quite excited but now, well they know him and his vile habits. eveilgrin:
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And he knows theirs too.
What vile habits?
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Well of course, if you ask me, he has none! cloud9: sick2:
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I guess it is Y front related noooo:
Domestos and a lot of boiling water
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Maybe he is an arse scratcher ~ they are the worst sort in my experience and why when they have had a good poke around do they feel the need to lift their finger to their nose? sick2:
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whistle:
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He still pees in the shower doesn't he...? whistle:
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Her silence is an affirmative. And, btw, you too are guilty point:
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Her silence is an affirmative. And, btw, you too are guilty point:
Me??? eeek:
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char048
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char048
eeek:
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I see.I shall now get on with my anniversary surprise! eveilgrin:
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I see.I shall now get on with my anniversary surprise! eveilgrin:
Not the leopard print thong and bow tie again Nick ~ surely the poor woman has suffered that once too often.
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redface:
you think?
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I'd do a Frank Butcher if I were you.
http://www.youtube.com/v/FLne01uCmA8&hl=en&fs=1
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shrugs:
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I'd do a Frank Butcher if I were you.
http://www.youtube.com/v/FLne01uCmA8&hl=en&fs=1
That was more or less the idea happy001