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Title: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Berek on September 04, 2008, 02:57:19 PM
thats what my workmate Lee has asked me having watched the Perfect Vagina last night  eeek:
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2008, 03:03:26 PM
To which you replied?

Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Berek on September 04, 2008, 03:05:24 PM
piss flaps  whistle:
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2008, 03:14:18 PM
It was a mistake of me to ask
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Berek on September 04, 2008, 03:16:23 PM
was I wrong ? Iv'e never studied the female part up close, i'm usually to busy eating a pork pie from between her shoulder blades
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Snoopy on September 04, 2008, 03:31:07 PM
Ye Gods!  doh:
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2008, 03:36:25 PM
Perhaps one of the laydees might help us out here.

On the other hand, maybe not  noooo:
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Snoopy on September 04, 2008, 03:38:27 PM
And I have no intention of helping either.  evil:
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2008, 04:14:54 PM
wenchy?
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2008, 04:33:15 PM
piss flaps  whistle:
lol: lol: lol:

Beef curtains...?  whistle:
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2008, 04:41:41 PM
That's kosher information, is it Baldy?
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Snoopy on September 04, 2008, 05:15:29 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsigns099.gif&hash=621bff90b2a174a364ed20b68807ec6449d9b4f9)
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2008, 05:24:41 AM
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scared2:
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2008, 09:30:28 AM
Quote
Bar Wench  10:29:19 AM Viewing the topic what do you call those things that hang down ?.



 scared2:
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 05, 2008, 09:39:35 AM
Your disgusting the lot of you.

I know that the vast majority of this board is male but is this really necessary? And "a big boy made me do it" really is a ludicrous point of defense before you try it Nick.

We are all adults although with posts such as this I do sometimes wonder.
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2008, 09:40:22 AM
Your disgusting the lot of you.

I know that the vast majority of this board is male but is this really necessary? And "a big boy made me do it" really is a ludicrous point of defense before you try it Nick.

We are all adults although with posts such as this I do sometimes wonder.
redface:
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2008, 09:40:26 AM
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbut it was Berek
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 05, 2008, 09:41:59 AM
What did I say Nick?

What if The Boy came home and gave you that excuse? It would be bed without supper.
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2008, 09:42:25 AM
 eyes:
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 05, 2008, 09:43:27 AM
Not amused matey, a wiggle of your eyebrows is not going to work.  noooo:
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2008, 09:49:30 AM
But it was Berek!
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 05, 2008, 09:50:36 AM
Maybe this thread should be deleted?
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2008, 11:39:54 AM
Maybe this thread should be deleted?

Probably, but we commoners should probably keep our lips sealed while the Mods sort it out.  noooo:
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Snoopy on September 05, 2008, 11:49:28 AM
Decision made. Thread stays ~ with apologies from me to the ladies. We do not want to censor, preferring to rely on the commonsense of the membership to keep with bounds of decency. Thank you to those who have expressed an opinion. Wenchy has, I feel, said all that was necessary.
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Berek on September 05, 2008, 12:13:29 PM
delete this thread and , in the words of the Newcastle fans , I will boycoutt this forum. Just cos some prudish woman sees her arse
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 05, 2008, 01:02:17 PM
FFS I am hardly a prude.
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Bar Wench on September 05, 2008, 01:07:46 PM
Actually you know what, forget it. I Thought the thread was disgusting, if that makes me a prude then a prude I am and I won't apologise for it, I don't often open a lot of threads because I can guess the way they are going and I don't want to read them however, sometimes I do and I think I should be allowed to say whether I think they are vile or not.

No one here wants to delete stuff and to date I can't actually remember a time when we have have.
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2008, 01:16:44 PM
Okay...

I thought it was funny... I can appreciate that others may have a different sense of humour...

My preference is to be a site where we self-censor and i don't remember having to delete anything before apart from some filth that Galoot posted.

Let's just accept that perhaps we got it wrong on this occasion and let the thread slide into obscurity with all the others...  ;)
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2008, 01:20:22 PM
Donna has been on my mind a lot lately
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Snoopy on September 05, 2008, 01:23:27 PM
Time then you got her off your back.
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2008, 01:24:40 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2008, 01:53:16 PM
Donna has been on my mind a lot lately

That is rather disturbing, knowing where your mind has been.
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Berek on September 05, 2008, 04:08:26 PM


Let's just accept that perhaps we got it wrong on this occasion and let the thread slide into obscurity with all the others...  ;)

not if I keep bumping it
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 05, 2008, 04:14:13 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Berek on September 05, 2008, 04:52:22 PM
must be a southern pub this if you can't say anything incase you upset the lasses like  confused:
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Snoopy on September 05, 2008, 04:59:56 PM
You have a problem with Southern Pubs fella?
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Berek on September 05, 2008, 05:02:46 PM
aye
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Snoopy on September 05, 2008, 05:04:15 PM
3/10

See me after school
Title: Re: what do you call those things that hang down ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2008, 08:11:59 PM
You have a problem with Southern Pubs fella?

Not enough sawdust.