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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on September 03, 2008, 12:29:50 PM
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Calls have been made.
Dentists have been buttered up
Kitten soon.
(Surprise for Mrs Nick)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FgxFJXFr.jpg&hash=efa1e32774f9cc5cb76182835f8bc1a49e50c9a0) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxFJXFr)
It shall be called Mr Norks
(These pills are good)
I think
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Nick ~ they are Aspirin (which thin the blood over time) and Statins (Which do much the same but differently) ~ not even you can get high on Aspirin and Satins noooo:
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Nick ~ they are Aspirin (which thin the blood over time) and Statins (Which do much the same but differently) ~ not even you can get high on Aspirin and Satins noooo:
I prolly could... noooo:
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Nick ~ they are Aspirin (which thin the blood over time) and Statins (Which do much the same but differently) ~ not even you can get high on Aspirin and Satins noooo:
You are forgetting the Bermuda Triangle like effect of the Nick-o-rays. Anything is possible in Nicks world.
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Nick ~ they are Aspirin (which thin the blood over time) and Statins (Which do much the same but differently) ~ not even you can get high on Aspirin and Satins noooo:
I prolly could... noooo:
Sorry ~ even mixed with a nice single malt ~ I've tried, it can't be done.
On the other hand mixing my Valium with a couple of pints and it's whoopee time whistle:
My GP keeps on issuing me with repeat prescriptions of 168 Valium tabs a month ..... I have 672 in four unopened bottles in my LOCKED medicine cupboard and a further third or so of a bottle that is in current use. The man is clearly in a worse state than me ~ he likes to compare our depressions when we meet. His Valium intake is double mine eeek:
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I'm hyper-sensitive to certain drugs... redface:
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And hair
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Speaking of hair ~ can you imagine the fur balls that thing will produce eeek:
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Nick ~ they are Aspirin (which thin the blood over time) and Statins (Which do much the same but differently) ~ not even you can get high on Aspirin and Satins noooo:
I prolly could... noooo:
Sorry ~ even mixed with a nice single malt ~ I've tried, it can't be done.
On the other hand mixing my Valium with a couple of pints and it's whoopee time whistle:
My GP keeps on issuing me with repeat prescriptions of 168 Valium tabs a month ..... I have 672 in four unopened bottles in my LOCKED medicine cupboard and a further third or so of a bottle that is in current use. The man is clearly in a worse state than me ~ he likes to compare our depressions when we meet. His Valium intake is double mine eeek:
You could make a few bob on the street corner with all them... whistle:
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Calls have been made.
Dentists have been buttered up
Kitten soon.
(Surprise for Mrs Nick)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FgxFJXFr.jpg&hash=efa1e32774f9cc5cb76182835f8bc1a49e50c9a0) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxFJXFr)
It shall be called Mr Norks
(These pills are good)
I think
Me and Bm can help you with any kitty problems/advice etc as we have loads of em.
why dident you have some few months ago my mate had 10 kitties....oh well
hope it dont get as fat as that one in pic...scary..
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Nick ~ they are Aspirin (which thin the blood over time) and Statins (Which do much the same but differently) ~ not even you can get high on Aspirin and Satins noooo:
I prolly could... noooo:
Sorry ~ even mixed with a nice single malt ~ I've tried, it can't be done.
On the other hand mixing my Valium with a couple of pints and it's whoopee time whistle:
My GP keeps on issuing me with repeat prescriptions of 168 Valium tabs a month ..... I have 672 in four unopened bottles in my LOCKED medicine cupboard and a further third or so of a bottle that is in current use. The man is clearly in a worse state than me ~ he likes to compare our depressions when we meet. His Valium intake is double mine eeek:
You could make a few bob on the street corner with all them... whistle:
Which could also get me 12 months in the chokey ~ I don't think so somehow Mrs TG but thanks for the thought.
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Calls have been made.
Dentists have been buttered up
Kitten soon.
(Surprise for Mrs Nick)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FgxFJXFr.jpg&hash=efa1e32774f9cc5cb76182835f8bc1a49e50c9a0) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxFJXFr)
It shall be called Mr Norks
(These pills are good)
I think
Me and Bm can help you with any kitty problems/advice etc as we have loads of em.
why dident you have some few months ago my mate had 10 kitties....oh well
hope it dont get as fat as that one in pic...scary..
Err It's meant to look like that.
eeek: I know ~ I think he's mad too.
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Nick ~ they are Aspirin (which thin the blood over time) and Statins (Which do much the same but differently) ~ not even you can get high on Aspirin and Satins noooo:
I prolly could... noooo:
Sorry ~ even mixed with a nice single malt ~ I've tried, it can't be done.
On the other hand mixing my Valium with a couple of pints and it's whoopee time whistle:
My GP keeps on issuing me with repeat prescriptions of 168 Valium tabs a month ..... I have 672 in four unopened bottles in my LOCKED medicine cupboard and a further third or so of a bottle that is in current use. The man is clearly in a worse state than me ~ he likes to compare our depressions when we meet. His Valium intake is double mine eeek:
You could make a few bob on the street corner with all them... whistle:
Which could also get me 12 months in the chokey ~ I don't think so somehow Mrs TG but thanks for the thought.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7594463.stm
ebay... whistle:
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Nick ~ they are Aspirin (which thin the blood over time) and Statins (Which do much the same but differently) ~ not even you can get high on Aspirin and Satins noooo:
I prolly could... noooo:
Sorry ~ even mixed with a nice single malt ~ I've tried, it can't be done.
On the other hand mixing my Valium with a couple of pints and it's whoopee time whistle:
My GP keeps on issuing me with repeat prescriptions of 168 Valium tabs a month ..... I have 672 in four unopened bottles in my LOCKED medicine cupboard and a further third or so of a bottle that is in current use. The man is clearly in a worse state than me ~ he likes to compare our depressions when we meet. His Valium intake is double mine eeek:
You could make a few bob on the street corner with all them... whistle:
Which could also get me 12 months in the chokey ~ I don't think so somehow Mrs TG but thanks for the thought.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7594463.stm
ebay... whistle:
rubschin:
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Nick ~ they are Aspirin (which thin the blood over time) and Statins (Which do much the same but differently) ~ not even you can get high on Aspirin and Satins noooo:
I prolly could... noooo:
Sorry ~ even mixed with a nice single malt ~ I've tried, it can't be done.
On the other hand mixing my Valium with a couple of pints and it's whoopee time whistle:
My GP keeps on issuing me with repeat prescriptions of 168 Valium tabs a month ..... I have 672 in four unopened bottles in my LOCKED medicine cupboard and a further third or so of a bottle that is in current use. The man is clearly in a worse state than me ~ he likes to compare our depressions when we meet. His Valium intake is double mine eeek:
rubschin:
Anti-depressants and a couple of glasses of wine was always a pretty good combo too! cloud9:
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Nick ~ they are Aspirin (which thin the blood over time) and Statins (Which do much the same but differently) ~ not even you can get high on Aspirin and Satins noooo:
I prolly could... noooo:
Sorry ~ even mixed with a nice single malt ~ I've tried, it can't be done.
On the other hand mixing my Valium with a couple of pints and it's whoopee time whistle:
My GP keeps on issuing me with repeat prescriptions of 168 Valium tabs a month ..... I have 672 in four unopened bottles in my LOCKED medicine cupboard and a further third or so of a bottle that is in current use. The man is clearly in a worse state than me ~ he likes to compare our depressions when we meet. His Valium intake is double mine eeek:
rubschin:
Anti-depressants and a couple of glasses of wine was always a pretty good combo too! cloud9:
Indeed although anti depressants do tend to lower the libido but take enough and you don't care that you can't give a fvck. whistle:
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Speaking of hair ~ can you imagine the fur balls that thing will produce eeek:
Dry them out and you could turn them into a wig for Baldymort. whistle: