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Title: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2008, 01:38:22 PM
So, does anyone here (apart from Nick due to his many 'adventures' with his computer) suffer from this condition?  rubschin:

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LONDON (Reuters) - Feeling stressed or anxious at an inability to access the Internet? Don't worry, you're not alone and now there's a word for it: "discomgoogolation".

Nearly half of Britons -- 44 percent -- are discomgoogolation sufferers, according to a survey, with over a quarter -- 27 percent -- admitting to rising stress levels when they are unable to go online.

"The proliferation of broadband has meant for the first time in history we've entered a culture of 'instant answers,'" said psychologist Dr David Lewis, who identified discomgoogolation by measuring heart rates and brainwave activity.

The term comes from "discombobulate," which means to confuse or frustrate, and Google.

"A galaxy of information is just a mouse click away and we have become addicted to the web," added Lewis. "When unable to get online, discomgoogolation takes over.

"It was surprising to see the stress this led to brain activity and blood pressure in participants both increase in response to being cut off from the Internet."

The survey also found 76 percent of Britons could not live without the Internet, with over half of the population using the web between one and four hours a day and 19 percent of people spending more time online than with their family in a week.

Forty-seven percent of those polled believed the Internet was more important in people's lives than religion, with one in five people paying the Internet more attention than their partner.

Commissioned by information service 118118, the YouGov poll questioned 2,100 Britons during the first week of July.
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Bar Wench on September 01, 2008, 01:46:50 PM
Me.
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2008, 01:47:33 PM
A big relief for Mr Wench then  happy088
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Snoopy on September 01, 2008, 01:48:06 PM
Me.

Looking at my post count and the hours spent here me too  redface:
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 01, 2008, 02:07:40 PM
Get yourself a BlackBerry, you never need be offline again.
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Snoopy on September 01, 2008, 02:10:34 PM
My greatest fear  scared2:
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2008, 02:18:53 PM
It just means that the hound has a virtual leash  whistle:
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Bar Wench on September 01, 2008, 03:27:10 PM
Get yourself a BlackBerry, you never need be offline again.

It's on the list of things to get once the bank account is rather more in the black than it is at the moment.  sad24:
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2008, 03:27:49 PM
Do they make pink ones?
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Bar Wench on September 01, 2008, 03:28:09 PM
Oh yes!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Snoopy on September 01, 2008, 03:32:52 PM
 rubschin: Wouldn't that be a Raspberry?
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Bar Wench on September 02, 2008, 10:07:40 AM
No it would be a strawberry!  ::)
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2008, 10:51:07 AM
But strawberries are red wenchyberry  whistle:
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Bar Wench on September 02, 2008, 10:59:50 AM
So are raspberries!

A cranberry then!
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2008, 12:05:08 PM
Also red I'm afraid.  whistle:
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2008, 02:54:45 PM
Crushed Raspberries with double cream perhaps ~ that's pink
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Bar Wench on September 02, 2008, 03:26:24 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2008, 03:30:52 PM
Who says the old hound doesn't know the way to a girl's heart?  whistle:
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2008, 03:48:17 PM
Donna was looking nice today  cloud9:
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2008, 04:12:16 PM
Donna was looking nice today  cloud9:

Crushed Raspberries?
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2008, 04:39:20 PM
She rubbed me  cloud9:
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2008, 05:02:43 PM
She rubbed me  cloud9:

Out?
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Bar Wench on September 03, 2008, 07:41:49 AM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Title: Re: Discomgoogolation
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2008, 02:39:48 PM
She rubbed me  cloud9:
Up the wrong way...?  rubschin: