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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on August 31, 2008, 12:09:13 PM
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whistle:
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whistle:
I was not arrested! noooo:
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So what happened then.
(Fetches popcorn)
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Officer: "So meester Barman, perhaps your would like to buy tickets for the policemans ball?"
Barman: "Oooh yes please, I always buy raffle tickets"
Click of handcuffs, sound of LL sobbing
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Officer: "So meester Barman, perhaps your would like to buy tickets for the policemans ball?"
Barman: "Oooh yes please, I always buy raffle tickets"
Click of handcuffs, sound of LL sobbing
eeek:
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Speeding. Wig blew off. Police thought it be Bond style evasion tactics.
Obvious
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Wig blew off.
A 'Whoopee Wig'?
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I fear he is being a bit evasive about this experience
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Maybe he enjoyed the handcuffs..... whistle:
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He is trying to hide the whole sordid affair in some thread about the Opera of all things noooo:
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doh:
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You're back - some good soul posted bail?
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No, he is a fugitive.
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He has disguised himself with a wig and LL's nurses uniform noooo:
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I was not arrested! Banghead
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Of course, of course
char048
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Hmmmm rubschin: opera....Baldymort....opera....Baldymort....opera....Baldymort....opera....Baldymort....opera....Baldymort.... maybe he meant this one. eeek:
www.repo-opera.com (http://www.repo-opera.com)
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Of course, of course
char048
::)
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Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...
Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder... noooo:
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Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...
Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder... noooo:
The old, "he fell down the steps your honour" line eh. You're not having the best of times lately BM. Go carefully, they come in threes!
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Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...
Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder... noooo:
The old, "he fell down the steps your honour" line eh. You're not having the best of times lately BM. Go carefully, they come in threes!
He hasn't dared go for a p*ss for 24 hours whistle:
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Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...
Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder... noooo:
Welcome to my world happy100
(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
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Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...
Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder... noooo:
Welcome to my world happy100
(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet... noooo:
Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...
Is that three...? rubschin:
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Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...
Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder... noooo:
Welcome to my world happy100
(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet... noooo:
Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...
Is that three...? rubschin:
And as the news of LL impending departure spreads across the island ~ hairdressers are inundated with requests for urgent appointments, cakes are being baked, husbands are being encouraged to play golf all week and BM's legion of admirers prepare to ease his torment whilst she is away.
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BM reaches for the Mr Sheen and a duster.....
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Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...
Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder... noooo:
Welcome to my world happy100
(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet... noooo:
Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...
Is that three...? rubschin:
And as the news of LL impending departure spreads across the island ~ hairdressers are inundated with requests for urgent appointments, cakes are being baked, husbands are being encouraged to play golf all week and BM's legion of admirers prepare to ease his torment whilst she is away.
The ol' grey fox still has it... whistle:
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Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...
Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder... noooo:
Welcome to my world happy100
(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet... noooo:
Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...
Is that three...? rubschin:
And as the news of LL impending departure spreads across the island ~ hairdressers are inundated with requests for urgent appointments, cakes are being baked, husbands are being encouraged to play golf all week and BM's legion of admirers prepare to ease his torment whilst she is away.
The ol' grey fox still has it... whistle:
Not if LL catches him he won't. point:
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Snoopy beat me to it cry:
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Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...
Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder... noooo:
Welcome to my world happy100
(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet... noooo:
Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...
Is that three...? rubschin:
And as the news of LL impending departure spreads across the island ~ hairdressers are inundated with requests for urgent appointments, cakes are being baked, husbands are being encouraged to play golf all week and BM's legion of admirers prepare to ease his torment whilst she is away.
The ol' grey fox still has it... whistle:
Not if LL catches him he won't. point:
For now he does... whistle:
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Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...
Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder... noooo:
Welcome to my world happy100
(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet... noooo:
Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...
Is that three...? rubschin:
And as the news of LL impending departure spreads across the island ~ hairdressers are inundated with requests for urgent appointments, cakes are being baked, husbands are being encouraged to play golf all week and BM's legion of admirers prepare to ease his torment whilst she is away.
The ol' grey fox still has it... whistle:
Not if LL catches him he won't. point:
For now he does... whistle:
Fingers crossed then. lol:
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Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...
Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder... noooo:
Welcome to my world happy100
(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet... noooo:
Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...
Is that three...? rubschin:
And as the news of LL impending departure spreads across the island ~ hairdressers are inundated with requests for urgent appointments, cakes are being baked, husbands are being encouraged to play golf all week and BM's legion of admirers prepare to ease his torment whilst she is away.
The ol' grey fox still has it... whistle:
Not if LL catches him he won't. point:
For now he does... whistle:
Fingers crossed then. lol:
Legs crossed more like, like... whistle:
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Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...
Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder... noooo:
Welcome to my world happy100
(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet... noooo:
Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...
Is that three...? rubschin:
And as the news of LL impending departure spreads across the island ~ hairdressers are inundated with requests for urgent appointments, cakes are being baked, husbands are being encouraged to play golf all week and BM's legion of admirers prepare to ease his torment whilst she is away.
The ol' grey fox still has it... whistle:
Not if LL catches him he won't. point:
For now he does... whistle:
Fingers crossed then. lol:
Legs crossed more like, like... whistle:
If it weren't for the security restrictions she'd prolly take your nuts in her handbag ~ just to be certain like
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Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...
Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder... noooo:
Welcome to my world happy100
(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet... noooo:
Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...
Is that three...? rubschin:
And as the news of LL impending departure spreads across the island ~ hairdressers are inundated with requests for urgent appointments, cakes are being baked, husbands are being encouraged to play golf all week and BM's legion of admirers prepare to ease his torment whilst she is away.
The ol' grey fox still has it... whistle:
Not if LL catches him he won't. point:
For now he does... whistle:
Fingers crossed then. lol:
Legs crossed more like, like... whistle:
If it weren't for the security restrictions she'd prolly take your nuts in her handbag ~ just to be certain like
She's welcome to the nuts... eyes:
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Went to the police station yesterday to pay my fine (€47) and have the point (2) written in my licence...
Came out, fell down the steps and dislocated my shoulder... noooo:
Welcome to my world happy100
(Can't you sue the police for having dangerous steps?)
They don't do ambulance chasing type law suits here... yet... noooo:
Anyway, now FiL has been taken ill, LL is booked on a flight this evening to look after him (I have pressing werk commitments) and I will be home alone for a week...
Is that three...? rubschin:
And as the news of LL impending departure spreads across the island ~ hairdressers are inundated with requests for urgent appointments, cakes are being baked, husbands are being encouraged to play golf all week and BM's legion of admirers prepare to ease his torment whilst she is away.
The ol' grey fox still has it... whistle:
Not if LL catches him he won't. point:
For now he does... whistle:
Fingers crossed then. lol:
Legs crossed more like, like... whistle:
If it weren't for the security restrictions she'd prolly take your nuts in her handbag ~ just to be certain like
She's welcome to the nuts... eyes:
lol: lol: lol:
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Mrs JOM always refers to these weathered gardening implemets eeek:
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Mrs JOM always refers to these weathered gardening implemets eeek:
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eeek: