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Title: Somebody needs to explain to the police
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2008, 04:37:01 PM: That an arrow is fired by a bow (not a bow and arrow) and that a bolt (not an arrow) is fired from a crossbow. Apart from that the cat seems to have 8 lives left.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/7586272.stm

Note also that the cat was called Marmite ~ another douvet p*sser? ........ I wonder
Title: Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2008, 04:46:02 PM: eeek:

We are in Hedgehog Hospital mode here. Stupid thing got locked in our shed. Mrs Nick trying to rehydrate it with a water dropper thingy. I shall have to get the flea spray on her later noooo:
Title: Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2008, 04:53:10 PM: Locked in eeek: Poor bloody creature is prolly trying to hibernate, it isn't dehydrated, it's asleep!
Title: Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2008, 04:54:11 PM: They hibernate in the winter noooo:

And I got this off topic on Post #2 cloud9:
Title: Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2008, 04:56:46 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thehedgehog.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fsleeping.jpg&hash=dff23887b4e52bbcdb7c4d5b1bbb18d4fb422738)
Title: Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2008, 04:59:26 PM: http://www.sttiggywinkles.org.uk/

Mrs Nick in a Nurses Uniform? eyes:
Title: Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2008, 05:00:45 PM: rubschin:
Title: Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2008, 05:05:27 PM: We demand pictures!
Title: Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2008, 06:31:24 PM: Mr Hedgehog, he dead sad24:
Title: Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2008, 04:52:55 AM: Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2008, 06:31:24 PM
Mr Hedgehog, he dead sad24:
I feel like I've lost a friend... sad24:
Title: Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2008, 05:55:44 AM: Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2008, 04:52:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2008, 06:31:24 PM
Mr Hedgehog, he dead sad24:
I feel like I've lost a friend... sad24:

Prolly choked on the water being forced down his throat. cry:
Title: Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2008, 07:28:53 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on August 29, 2008, 05:55:44 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2008, 04:52:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2008, 06:31:24 PM
Mr Hedgehog, he dead sad24:
I feel like I've lost a friend... sad24:

Prolly choked on the water being forced down his throat. cry:
Yes prolly... and bread 'n mile - they hate that... noooo:
Title: Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 29, 2008, 07:44:58 AM: Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2008, 07:28:53 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 29, 2008, 05:55:44 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 29, 2008, 04:52:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2008, 06:31:24 PM
Mr Hedgehog, he dead sad24:
I feel like I've lost a friend... sad24:

Prolly choked on the water being forced down his throat. cry:
Yes prolly... and bread 'n mile - they hate that... noooo:

Is that 'mile ale'?

Still, if the poor creature is deceased you won't need to protect it from Mrs Nicks fleas.
Title: Re: Somebody needs to explain to the police
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2008, 08:19:24 AM: milk... redface: