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Title: The Boy sets up in business
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2008, 09:38:20 AM: Following a sleepover by his newly beboobed GF lastnight he and The GF have decided to have a sale of unwanted goods. A sign, Beano style, has been manufactured to advertise this event, scheduled for this afternoon.

He then went a-rummaging.

We inspected the resulting swag bag.

Some unwanted old books
An "ugly" teddy
Some disused board games
My office telephone eeek:
A pair of Mrs Nick's jeans eeek:
My wristwatch cussing:

Items have been rescued and a good shouting at administered.
Title: Re: The Boy sets up in business
Post by: Snoopy on August 27, 2008, 09:44:58 AM: happy001 That boy will go far!
Title: Re: The Boy sets up in business
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2008, 10:52:58 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on August 27, 2008, 09:44:58 AM
happy001 That boy will go far!
Prison?
Title: Re: The Boy sets up in business
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2008, 11:04:36 AM: A one way ticket to Prestatyn?
Title: Re: The Boy sets up in business
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2008, 11:06:08 AM: Quote from: Nick on August 27, 2008, 11:04:36 AM
A one way ticket to Prestatyn?
You're thinking of her boobs again! point:

redface:
Title: Re: The Boy sets up in business
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2008, 11:07:00 AM: I was thinking more of handing him over to Shoops!
Title: Re: The Boy sets up in business
Post by: Snoopy on August 27, 2008, 04:31:59 PM: Who dis Shoops? eeek:
Title: Re: The Boy sets up in business
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2008, 04:33:43 PM: I think he means you hound. The boy probably swapped the N and H keys round on Nick's keyboard again. whistle:
Title: Re: The Boy sets up in business
Post by: Nick on August 27, 2008, 04:33:49 PM: shrugs:
Title: Re: The Boy sets up in business
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 28, 2008, 07:57:32 AM: Quote from: Barman on August 27, 2008, 11:06:08 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 27, 2008, 11:04:36 AM
A one way ticket to Prestatyn?
You're thinking of her boobs again! point:
redface:

drumroll:

Frankie Howerd was it?
Title: Re: The Boy sets up in business
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2008, 04:15:07 PM: He made 25 quid!

Noticing that most of his clients were "old people" he has decided to repeat the sale with a more suitable range of goods. He is presently in the garden making a walking stick eeek: