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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on August 26, 2008, 08:33:04 AM
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Wishful thinking? rubschin:
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Wishful thinking? rubschin:
Noooooo.... noooo:
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Too bloody right, depressing horrible place, nearly as bad as glasgow.... scared2:
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Is the bakery/train station there?
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Eh? shrugs:
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Is the bakery/train station there?
yep but seperate...as per normal... point:
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lol:
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Bloody roadworks! cussing:
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point:
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Bloody roadworks! cussing:
Least you're not dead... noooo:
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No, but my kitchen is full of apples rubschin:
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No, but my kitchen is full of apples rubschin:
Of course...
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Bloody roadworks! cussing:
redface: redface:
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Bumper crop. Mrs Nick is cooking them and freezing the result. We shall have to live on apple pie all winter.
Or turn them into goat stuffing.
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P'raps Macca called whilst you were out and maybe he brought a friend, Johnny Appleseed, with him.
For those who don't know Johnny Appleseed: http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Valley/7029/johnnyappleseed.html
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Bloody roadworks! cussing:
redface: redface:
As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion! cussing:
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Bloody roadworks! cussing:
redface: redface:
As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion! cussing:
Shouldda caught the train. whistle:
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Bloody roadworks! cussing:
redface: redface:
As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion! cussing:
You should have thrown apples at them... whistle:
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Bloody roadworks! cussing:
redface: redface:
As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion! cussing:
Shouldda caught the train. whistle:
There is no train from here to there
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shocked003 Merseyrail let down? I know there is no station in your village but I thought there might have been one nearish that you could have driven to ~ train into Birkenhead and reverse the process to get home.
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Bloody roadworks! cussing:
redface: redface:
As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion! cussing:
You should have thrown apples at them... whistle:
If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now cussing:
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The nearest station to here that would get me to Birkenhead without changing is, um, in Birkenhead.
The station in the next town up the road has a service to Wrexham, and no one in their right mind would want to go there
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Bloody roadworks! cussing:
redface: redface:
As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion! cussing:
You should have thrown apples at them... whistle:
If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now cussing:
lol: lol: lol:
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Bloody roadworks! cussing:
redface: redface:
As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion! cussing:
You should have thrown apples at them... whistle:
If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now cussing:
So which b@st@rd threw the core at you?
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Bloody roadworks! cussing:
redface: redface:
As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion! cussing:
You should have thrown apples at them... whistle:
If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now cussing:
So which b@st@rd threw the core at you?
They all did! point:
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Bloody roadworks! cussing:
redface: redface:
As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion! cussing:
You should have thrown apples at them... whistle:
If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now cussing:
So which b@st@rd threw the core at you?
It was half an apple with half a maggot in it.
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Bloody roadworks! cussing:
redface: redface:
As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion! cussing:
You should have thrown apples at them... whistle:
If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now cussing:
So which b@st@rd threw the core at you?
They all did! point:
::) I dunno why I feed you these lines ~ I really don't.
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Bloody roadworks! cussing:
redface: redface:
As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion! cussing:
You should have thrown apples at them... whistle:
If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now cussing:
So which b@st@rd threw the core at you?
They all did! point:
::) I dunno why I feed you these lines ~ I really don't.
You like to see my joy? rubschin:
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Bloody roadworks! cussing:
redface: redface:
As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion! cussing:
You should have thrown apples at them... whistle:
If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now cussing:
So which b@st@rd threw the core at you?
It was half an apple with half a maggot in it.
In the office where I was once employed we had a secretary who screamed one day, she had found a worm in her apple. I remarked that finding a worm was better than finding half a worm ~ she was promptly sick sick2:
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Bloody roadworks! cussing:
redface: redface:
As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion! cussing:
You should have thrown apples at them... whistle:
If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now cussing:
So which b@st@rd threw the core at you?
They all did! point:
::) I dunno why I feed you these lines ~ I really don't.
You like to see my joy? rubschin:
If you say so ~ personally I thought I was doing it for the Bonios.
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Bloody roadworks! cussing:
redface: redface:
As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion! cussing:
You should have thrown apples at them... whistle:
If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now cussing:
So which b@st@rd threw the core at you?
It was half an apple with half a maggot in it.
In the office where I was once employed we had a secretary who screamed one day, she had found a worm in her apple. I remarked that finding a worm was better than finding half a worm ~ she was promptly sick sick2:
The old ones are the best. . .
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Bloody roadworks! cussing:
redface: redface:
As you should. Avoided one set and got stuck in another. Evaded those and hit a diversion! cussing:
You should have thrown apples at them... whistle:
If I had a pound for every one that's been thrown at me in the past, I'd have £76.47 by now cussing:
So which b@st@rd threw the core at you?
It was half an apple with half a maggot in it.
In the office where I was once employed we had a secretary who screamed one day, she had found a worm in her apple. I remarked that finding a worm was better than finding half a worm ~ she was promptly sick sick2:
The old ones are the best. . .
I confess it was never an original ..... but I was surprised at her reaction.
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Merseyside public transport is brilliant. We got a bus from Southport to scalleypool city centre for 2 quid each.
Mind you, when we got to Ainsdale the driver wouldn't divert to the station when I asked him. I was quite polite as well.
TG: Oi driver! Can you do a left here I need to check summat out?
Driver: Wot?
TG: Well some bloke I know says there is a train shop round that corner that sells cakes.
Driver: Some bloke off the internet was it?
TG: Er..Yes.
Driver: named Nick was he?
TG: Er..yes?
Driver: i get asked this all the time. Mad as a fish he is. We are going straight to Town. Hang on to your wallet!
TG: Oh..Er..OK then.
Driver: every other week some berk gets on asking for the train shop. Digi camera in hand. I don't know who's dafter, you or him. Now sit down and shut the fcvk up.
TG: Thankyou driver.
2 quid and free banter! happy088
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happy001
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Merseyside public transport is brilliant. We got a bus from Southport to scalleypool city centre for 2 quid each.
Mind you, when we got to Ainsdale the driver wouldn't divert to the station when I asked him. I was quite polite as well.
TG: Oi driver! Can you do a left here I need to check summat out?
Driver: Wot?
TG: Well some bloke I know says there is a train shop round that corner that sells cakes.
Driver: Some bloke off the internet was it?
TG: Er..Yes.
Driver: named Nick was he?
TG: Er..yes?
Driver: i get asked this all the time. Mad as a fish he is. We are going straight to Town. Hang on to your wallet!
TG: Oh..Er..OK then.
Driver: every other week some berk gets on asking for the train shop. Digi camera in hand. I don't know who's dafter, you or him. Now sit down and shut the fcvk up.
TG: Thankyou driver.
2 quid and free banter! happy088
lol: lol: lol:
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cussing:
I shall soon go unto this place with my CAMERA and prove myself right.I shall then be owed lots
cussing:
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Nick, you keep saying that. How long are you going to continue to perpetuate this ridiculous myth for?
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cussing:
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That isn't an answer!
Also
STOP TRAWLING MY FRIENDS FOR BREAST OGGLING OPORTUNITIES!
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Breast Oggling. eeek: I must go and check out your site again.Thanks for the
tit tip
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Remind me to discuss your issues with boundaries and personal privacy issues at some point!
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scared2:
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eveilgrin:
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Well I went for a nap and the next thing we are all over with bloody fire engines and police cars and stuff. Turns out a whole flock of sheep have got out into the estuary in some bid for sheepy freedom.
Firemen (why?) charging all over the place trying to catch them and then falling into pools and channels. Lots of onlookers. Bloody chaos!
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Well I went for a nap and the next thing we are all over with bloody fire engines and police cars and stuff. Turns out a whole flock of sheep have got out into the estuary in some bid for sheepy freedom.
Firemen (why?) charging all over the place trying to catch them and then falling into pools and channels. Lots of onlookers. Bloody chaos!
Wake up Nick, WAKE UP! cussing:
It was all just a dream... point:
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No. They are still here!! cussing:
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No. They are still here!! cussing:
You should slap yourself immediately... whistle:
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I maintain Mrs Nick for that purpose. evil:
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Well I went for a nap and the next thing we are all over with bloody fire engines and police cars and stuff. Turns out a whole flock of sheep have got out into the estuary in some bid for sheepy freedom.
Firemen (why?) charging all over the place trying to catch them and then falling into pools and channels. Lots of onlookers. Bloody chaos!
Firemen come complete with waterproof waders and ropes is why. ::)
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I have to go there again now. FOr some reason MRs Nick is keen that we get our wills updated scared2:
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Look out for piano wire stretched across the top stair whistle:
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Bloody receptionists!
I go to the solicitors' office with the documents in an envelope clearly marked for our solicitor. I hand it to the dragon.
Dragon: "Who is it from?"
Me: "Me"
Dragon: "What is your name?"
Me: "All the information is in there for Mr X"
Dragon: "What is it?"
Me: "Documents"
evil:
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Well I went for a nap and the next thing we are all over with bloody fire engines and police cars and stuff. Turns out a whole flock of sheep have got out into the estuary in some bid for sheepy freedom.
Firemen (why?) charging all over the place trying to catch them and then falling into pools and channels. Lots of onlookers. Bloody chaos!
Wake up Nick, WAKE UP! cussing:
It was all just a dream... point:
No he isnt BM, when Nick dreams he has dreams of a normal life. Things like this only happen to him when he's awake. whistle:
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Quite so!
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Quite so!
point:
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See also: Tarantulas
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See also: Tarantulas
char062
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See also: Python
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See also: Python
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http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=3031.420 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=3031.420) ::)
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See also: Python
He's not the Messiah, he's a very clumsy boy. whistle:
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The Boy has been given responsibilities to mark his ascension to Year 6 of Primary School.
He has been made
Safety Officer
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Anyone want to give me odds on the Boy finding ways to make money out of his new position? whistle:
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I fear you may be right scared2:
His walking stick business is already taking off noooo:
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Just wait till he finds out you can still buy sword sticks.. eveilgrin:
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The Boy has been given responsibilities to mark his ascension to Year 6 of Primary School.
He has been made
Safety Officer
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
I got caught bunking off (Actually had a job in the local Fine Fare) when my father, concerned that I hadn't told him what 'O'Levels I was taking, contacted the school to be told they thought I had left 4 months earlier. Head thrashed me in front of the whole school and made me a prefect the following week. Went back to Fine Fare part time for 6 months, passed all the 'O's and walked out again to work full time until time to leave to join the RAF. Never did me any harm.
What I am saying is that sometimes responsibility is given for a specific purpose.
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Most sensible.
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ANd now I have to go there again evil:
This is happening too frequently. It's a shite hole! evil:
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ANd now I have to go there again evil:
This is happening too frequently. It's a shite hole! evil:
You should go to AINSDALE. And we promise not to mention Photoshop. razz:
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cussing:
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You should never have mentioned the bloody shop!
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I am half inclined to get in my car with a camera and go there now. Fortunately I have a little appointment with Donna later eyes:
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I am half inclined to get in my car with a camera and go there now. Fortunately I have a little appointment with Donna later eyes:
At least you could have your cake and eat it at the shop... whistle:
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cussing:
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Given Nick's Law of probabilty how long does anyone here give it before Donna finds this site while browsing t'interweb and promptly refers him to Boris for further treatment. whistle:
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Given Nick's Law of probabilty how long does anyone here give it before Donna finds this site while browsing t'interweb and promptly refers him to Boris for further treatment. whistle:
happy001
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cussing:
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Now that would be bloody hilarious! ;D
How many chiropractors called Donna in the Liverpool area can there be I wonder. rubschin:
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Now that would be bloody hilarious! ;D
How many chiropractors called Donna in the Liverpool area can there be I wonder. rubschin:
rubschin:
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About the same amount as there are cake and train shops?
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About the same amount as there are cake and train shops?
None then?
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ONE
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ONE
char048
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cussing:
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If it's Tuesday, it must be Birkenhead evil:
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If it's Tuesday, it must be Birkenhead evil:
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I am back!
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That was quick. Not much to see there I take it?
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Only the psychotherapist. Not mine, I hasten to add!
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No, your psychotherapist probably resides in a bicycle shop in Southport. ;)
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cussing:
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No, your psychotherapist probably resides in a bicycle shop in Southport. ;)
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