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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on August 23, 2008, 09:04:16 AM

Title: HELP
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2008, 09:04:16 AM
LL has put me in traction, is holding me prisoner and feeding me gruel and stuff. HELP!
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2008, 09:24:51 AM
Tsk, tsk... an impostor...  noooo:
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Snoopy on August 23, 2008, 09:29:00 AM
An unacceptable charade that I would be pleased to see removed.
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2008, 09:30:52 AM
An unacceptable charade that I would be pleased to see removed.
Me too... so I have...  whistle:
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2008, 09:39:13 AM
Has he?
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2008, 09:44:15 AM
Has he?
Oh yes...  cloud9:
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2008, 09:45:12 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2008, 09:47:42 AM
cussing:
point:
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Snoopy on August 23, 2008, 09:56:22 AM
If he hadn't I would have. whistle:
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2008, 10:01:23 AM
If he hadn't I would have. whistle:
Well done that man dog...  ;)
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2008, 10:02:18 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2008, 08:32:03 AM
Ah but the initial post has some possibilities. If Nick is in traction he is immobilised and therefore unable to spread his usual blend of cack handed chaos whistle:
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2008, 08:33:00 AM
This thread officially makes no sense since BM interfered with it  Angry9:
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Snoopy on August 25, 2008, 08:36:10 AM
TBH it didn't make much sense before.  ::)
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2008, 08:41:42 AM
A 'normal' Nick thread then Snoop whistle:
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2008, 08:43:12 AM
My frail, nervy, elderly, weak hearted MiL is coming for lunch. We are then taking her to see the Red Arrows  eveilgrin:

She has said that she "doesn't want to get too close to them"

What on earth is she thinking?
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2008, 08:46:46 AM
That Nick-o-ray exposure will bring them down faster than a battery of Rapiers whistle:
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2008, 09:03:49 AM
2.00  whistle:
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Snoopy on August 25, 2008, 09:53:36 AM
Inheritance?
Title: Re: HELP
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2008, 09:53:55 AM
 eveilgrin: