The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on August 14, 2008, 11:09:33 AM
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It seems that council chiefs in Birmingham (West Midlands UK) do not know what their own city looks like and have authorised the use of a picture showing Birmingham Alabama USA on the front of a glossy publication advertising the benefits of their grime encrusted sh*thole.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2Fnol%2Fshared%2Fspl%2Fhi%2Fpop_ups%2F08%2Fuk_enl_1218709108%2Fimg%2F1.jpg&hash=f8896c4bc022d482c04d4c9d13832464910d5d12)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/7560392.stm
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To be fair, Birmingham Alabama is a shite hole too... whistle:
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No argument there.
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To quote Jeremy Clarkson " Birmingham is like a rugby club bath after it has been used and emptied- a ring of scum on the outside, and nothing in the middle "
Could be worse, could be Dudley.
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Actually Brmingham is rather nice cloud9:
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Actually Brmingham is rather nice cloud9:
Have you been away cos of a bang on the head? rubschin:
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The view through the cell windows is a bit limited eeek:
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Actually Brmingham is rather nice cloud9:
Have you been away cos of a bang on the head? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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I shall be there on Monday and Tuesday. I may make a bomb
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I shall be there on Monday and Tuesday. I may make a bomb
What, selling pictures of the bakers/railway shop...? whistle:
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cussing:
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I shall be there on Monday and Tuesday. I may make a bomb
Another post guaranteed to trigger the automatic scanners at GCHQ ::)
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Well it's Sunday and the Nicks are due to leave their weekend break at Centre Parcs tomorrow morning.
I wonder how Nick is going to get Mrs Nick out of their chalet by 10am whistle:
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Have they checked in yet? ;)
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Have they checked in yet? ;)
lol: lol: lol:
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I shall be there on Monday and Tuesday. I may make a bomb
Another post guaranteed to trigger the automatic scanners at GCHQ ::)
Dont be daft Snoop, GCHQ has an automatic Captain Calamity filter to stop their systems from overloading.
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No word so far ~ have to assume they have yet to "touchdown" in Brum.
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No word so far ~ have to assume they have yet to "touchdown" in Brum.
Isn't Coventry quite near there? scared2:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7566628.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7566628.stm)
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Far more likely that he is still trying to prise Mrs Nick out of the chalet.
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Far more likely that he is still trying to prise Mrs Nick out of the chalet.
Or searching for The Boy...
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Far more likely that he is still trying to prise Mrs Nick out of the chalet.
Or searching for The Boy...
scared2: scared2:
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Far more likely that he is still trying to prise Mrs Nick out of the chalet.
Or searching for The Boy...
scared2: scared2:
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I rather think it would be the other way round Darwin... whistle:
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Far more likely that he is still trying to prise Mrs Nick out of the chalet.
Or searching for The Boy...
scared2: scared2:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bigcatrescue.org%2Fimages%2FlionJudaheat2.jpg&hash=aae04b2757b14a3e81d0b5515e3d7c7089a69509)
I rather think it would be the other way round Darwin... whistle:
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The Boy? rubschin:
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The Boy? rubschin:
Mrs Nick? rubschin:
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rubschin: Now Tuesday and still no word from Birmingham ~ perhaps the luxury apartment doesn't have an internet connection whistle:
Or perhaps they got there and found 50 muslims living in the airing cupboard.
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Birmingham always was, and remains, a shitehole evil:
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Not quite the "luxury" you had imagined then. Better off at the Holiday Inn, where Birmingham is hardly noticeable, if you ask me ~ but you didn't. whistle:
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Not quite the "luxury" you had imagined then. Better off at the Holiday Inn, where Birmingham is hardly noticeable, if you ask me ~ but you didn't. whistle:
point:
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Not quite the "luxury" you had imagined then. Better off at the Holiday Inn, where Birmingham is hardly noticeable, if you ask me ~ but you didn't. whistle:
The apartment was fine. It is the city that deserves a good bombing evil:
Mrs Nick and the Boy spent the day at Cadbury World yesterday (cue Wenchy jealousy).
Only a small amount of vomiting fortunately evil: