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Title: NEWS FLASH!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 13, 2008, 10:06:18 AM

John Darwin went missing again today.

He was last seen in the prison gym on the rowing machine.

 

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Title: Re: NEWS FLASH!
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2008, 12:02:23 PM

Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 13, 2008, 10:06:18 AM

John Darwin went missing again today.

He was last seen in the prison gym on the rowing machine.

 

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Title: Re: NEWS FLASH!
Post by: Just One More on August 13, 2008, 12:39:21 PM

More breaking news

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from £200 to £300, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH!
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 13, 2008, 02:22:25 PM

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