The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on August 12, 2008, 11:13:00 AM
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I have just been up to the local bike shop.
The chappy had some Ibuprofen and painkillers on his counter.
"Back pain?"
"And sciatica"
Much commiserating
"But I am seeing Donna the Chiropractor," he leered eyes: eyes:
"Me too." eyes:
eyes:
I have a rival evil:
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And you are going away for a week?
He'll be in there like Flynn before you've cleared the village boundary whistle:
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He is a filthy beast evil:
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whistle:
Richie Valens 1958:
Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna
Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna
I had a girl
Donna was her name
Since she left me
I've never been the same
'cause I love my girl
Donna, where can you be? Where can you be?
Now that you're gone
I'm left all alone
All by myself
To wander and roam
'cause I love my girl
Donna, where can you be? Where can you be?
Well, darlin', now that you're gone
I don't know what I'll do
All the time and all my love for yo-ou-ou
I had a girl
Donna was her name
Since she left me
I've never been the same
'cause I love my girl
Donna, where can you be? Where can you be?
Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna
Oh, Donna, Oh, Donna
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sad24:
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Poor Nick ~ all that money spent on a Scot and he didn't even get his oats whistle:
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sad24: sad24:
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Mrs Nick out of the bath yet?
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Not even got in it yet evil:
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He is a filthy beast evil:
*sigh* Nick's been confused by his own reflection again whistle:
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evil:
My thoughts about the deliciouis and pert and lithe Donna are nothing but pure
eveilgrin:
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Not even got in it yet evil:
Donna...? rubschin:
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evil:
My thoughts about the deliciouis and pert and lithe Donna are nothing but pure
And the 2008 Jeffrey Archer award for honesty goes to Captain Calamity whistle:
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evil:
My thoughts about the deliciouis and pert and lithe Donna are nothing but pure
And the 2008 Jeffrey Archer award for honesty goes to Captain Calamity whistle:
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