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Title: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 02:47:01 PM
Well those who watched and marvelled at the Olympics Opening Ceremony on TV were well and truly "had".
Turns out it was faked. Computer Graphics etc  What you saw on TV was not what was happening in the stadium.  whistle:
http://tinyurl.com/6r5ljo


Pity we got rid of Ken Liveingstone really ~ he'd have led the charge to fake something for 2012.
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 03:07:39 PM
Shite then...  noooo:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 03:08:47 PM
Glad I didn't bother to watch any of it.  tunble:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Berek on August 11, 2008, 03:10:53 PM
wait till I tell Meg, I remarked at the time how I thought it looked like cgi
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 03:11:16 PM
Glad I didn't bother to watch any of it.  tunble:
Nor me...  noooo:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Bar Wench on August 11, 2008, 03:12:12 PM
I didn't see it. I was too busy laying in the sun.  sad24:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 03:14:05 PM
I didn't see it. I was too busy laying in the sun.  sad24:

Better than invading Georgia like some  whistle:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Bar Wench on August 11, 2008, 03:15:44 PM
 eeek:

Wot?
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 03:17:36 PM
The Russians invaded Georgia whilst the whole world was watching the Olympics opening.
Shome coincidence ~ I don't think so  noooo:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 03:18:02 PM
I didn't see it. I was too busy laying in the sun.  sad24:

Better than invading Georgia like some  whistle:
That is turning into big time shite...  noooo:

I'd never heard of South Ossetia but then I suppose that few people had heard of Archduke Ferdinand 'til someone shot him...  scared2:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Bar Wench on August 11, 2008, 03:18:36 PM
Exactamundo!

Sorry, I did know about this. I'm not that insular.
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 03:20:43 PM
It is looking nasty though.
GW Bush is stilling playing with the Yanks Sports Types but Putin is "at the front".
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 03:21:32 PM
Luckily I'm too old to be called up...  whistle:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 03:22:48 PM
Luckily I'm too old to be called up...  whistle:

Me too ~ however:


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Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 03:24:00 PM
Luckily I'm too old to be called up...  whistle:

Me too ~ however:


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I'm not that old!  evil:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 03:24:56 PM
Luckily I'm too old to be called up...  whistle:

Me too ~ however:


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I'm not that old!  evil:

YET  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 11, 2008, 03:25:14 PM
Well those who watched and marvelled at the Olympics Opening Ceremony on TV were well and truly "had".
Turns out it was faked. Computer Graphics etc  What you saw on TV was not what was happening in the stadium.  whistle:
http://tinyurl.com/6r5ljo


Pity we got rid of Ken Liveingstone really ~ he'd have led the charge to fake something for 2012.

What happened in the stadium happened in real life. The fireworks that produced the 'footprints' really happened. Only the filming of the them was faked.

It was a great show and nobody was "had"
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 03:26:38 PM
Well those who watched and marvelled at the Olympics Opening Ceremony on TV were well and truly "had".
Turns out it was faked. Computer Graphics etc  What you saw on TV was not what was happening in the stadium.  whistle:
http://tinyurl.com/6r5ljo


Pity we got rid of Ken Liveingstone really ~ he'd have led the charge to fake something for 2012.

What happened in the stadium happened in real life. The fireworks that produced the 'footprints' really happened. Only the filming of the them was faked.

It was a great show and nobody was "had"
Always the voice of reason Uncle...
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 03:28:24 PM
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The global television audience of more than three billion people watched in amazement as a series of giant footprints outlined in fireworks proceeded through the night sky from Tiananmen Square to the Bird's Nest stadium - except they were watching a computer animation.

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Stunned viewers thought they were watching the string of fireworks filmed from above by a helicopter.
But in reality they were watching a 3D graphics sequence that took almost a year to produce.
It even included a 'camera shake' to mimic the effect of filming from a helicopter.

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"Seeing how it worked out, it was still a bit too bright compared to the actual fireworks," Gao Xiaolong told the newspaper.
"But most of the audience thought it was filmed live - so that was mission accomplished."
The designers even added some haziness to simulate the polluted Beijing skyline.
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Bar Wench on August 11, 2008, 03:28:46 PM
1) the programme was billed as live, I assumed that included pyrotechnics
2) was it filmed in a continuous stream to start with? If not it isn't even close to live
3) if they were actual fireworks why did the cgi require "jiggling" to replicate the judder of an aeroplane?
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: TG on August 11, 2008, 03:30:51 PM
Does this mean that Monkey, Pigsy and Sandy are not real either?  sad24:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 03:31:29 PM
Anyhoo... back on topic...  ::)

Oh, hold on, it is still on topic...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 03:32:11 PM
Does this mean that Monkey, Pigsy and Sandy are not real either?  sad24:

I'm afraid so ~ and I hate to mention the Tooth Fairy but ................ well you can guess the rest I'm sure noooo:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 03:32:38 PM
Anyhoo... back on topic...  ::)

Oh, hold on, it is still on topic...  rubschin:

And on page two as well  whistle:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 03:34:22 PM
Anyhoo... back on topic...  ::)

Oh, hold on, it is still on topic...  rubschin:

And on page two as well  whistle:
Could be a record... and nowhere near the gutter either...  whistle:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: TG on August 11, 2008, 03:34:33 PM
Does this mean that Monkey, Pigsy and Sandy are not real either?  sad24:

I'm afraid so ~ and I hate to mention the Tooth Fairy but ................ well you can guess the rest I'm sure noooo:

Bugger.

We must have sent a CGI scottish twat to play in the tennis as well.
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 03:37:23 PM
I was just looking at Wiki...

Apparently after being shot Archduke Ferdinand said: -

Quote from: Archduke Ferdinand while bleeding to death
"Es ist nichts - It is nothing"

Fuck me, was that the understatement of the century or what?  eeek:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 11, 2008, 03:39:05 PM
1) the programme was billed as live, I assumed that included pyrotechnics
2) was it filmed in a continuous stream to start with? If not it isn't even close to live
3) if they were actual fireworks why did the cgi require "jiggling" to replicate the judder of an aeroplane?

The only bit that wasn't live (or real) was the TV feed of the 'footprint' fireworks. The fireworks happened but they felt it unsafe (?) to film them live so they faked it including the 'jiggle'.
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 03:39:41 PM
I was just looking at Wiki...

Apparently after being shot Archduke Ferdinand said: -

Quote from: Archduke Ferdinand while bleeding to death
"Es ist nichts - It is nothing"

Fuck me, was that the understatement of the century or what?  eeek:

It certainly ranks up there with "I'll be your's forever" as spoken on our wedding night by Mrs S#1 as a statement not to be taken seriously.
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 03:40:14 PM
1) the programme was billed as live, I assumed that included pyrotechnics
2) was it filmed in a continuous stream to start with? If not it isn't even close to live
3) if they were actual fireworks why did the cgi require "jiggling" to replicate the judder of an aeroplane?

The only bit that wasn't live (or real) was the TV feed of the 'footprint' fireworks. The fireworks happened but they felt it unsafe (?) to film them live so they faked it including the 'jiggle'.
Es ist nichts  whistle:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 11, 2008, 03:40:32 PM
Come on now chaps (and chapessesa) - the Chinese have been convincing you that the food you get from the local takeaway is real food, so why should you be surprised at this?

Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 03:42:19 PM
Perhaps Donna is also a hologram or summat  sad24:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 03:43:49 PM
She is Chinese? ~ I thought you said she was Scots  rubschin:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 03:44:06 PM
Perhaps Donna is also a hologram or summat  sad24:
No, she is a leech...  whistle:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 03:44:35 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 03:46:09 PM
evil:
I just googled leech pictures...  sick2:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 03:48:18 PM
evil:
I just googled leech pictures...  sick2:

 point:
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 point:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 11, 2008, 03:48:32 PM
And cupping:

Chinese swimmer at the Olympics


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Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 03:49:28 PM
And cupping:

Chinese swimmer at the Olympics


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 eeek:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 03:50:27 PM
Has she been hit by meteorites?
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 11, 2008, 03:52:02 PM
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a Chinese medicine technique to relieve ailments including back neck and shoulder pain

A good job Donna isn't Chinese !
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 03:54:57 PM
Yes ~ I had worked that bit out ~ they used to apply ECG machines in a similar manner ... in fact they still do in France but for what purpose on a swimmer's back?
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 11, 2008, 04:02:53 PM
Yes ~ I had worked that bit out ~ they used to apply ECG machines in a similar manner ... in fact they still do in France but for what purpose on a swimmer's back?

I'd forgotten that! When I was a lad and had my check ups I used to get festooned with the suction cups which they then connected up to the ECG. Didn't leave marks though.
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 04:05:09 PM
Yes ~ I had worked that bit out ~ they used to apply ECG machines in a similar manner ... in fact they still do in France but for what purpose on a swimmer's back?

I'd forgotten that! When I was a lad and had my check ups I used to get festooned with the suction cups which they then connected up to the ECG. Didn't leave marks though.

I can promise that the French ones did when I was in hospital in Paris. When I got back to a UK hospital they couldn't believe the "love bites" all over my chest.
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 04:36:49 PM
I have had that done to me, but not that much  noooo:

ANd it was pointless
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 04:39:13 PM
I have had that done to me, but not that much  noooo:

ANd it was pointless

An ECG is never pointless surely? Even if it only proves that your heart function is OK it has to be worth finding out.
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 04:39:55 PM
Cupping you shaggy person!  noooo:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 04:41:42 PM
Then make yourself clear you buffoon  cussing:

And what, to return to my original question, is the point of cupping a swimmer (or anyone else for that matter)?
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 04:42:07 PM
 shrugs: shrugs:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 04:43:41 PM
 doh:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 11, 2008, 05:55:26 PM
And cupping:

Chinese swimmer at the Olympics


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Thats not from cupping Mort, its part of the Chinese swim team training program. They get dumped in a lake with a sodding great big octopus and have to get away from it.  whistle:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 07:17:32 PM
Oh yes, I recal lthat one now from school
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 12, 2008, 07:26:39 AM
Oh yes, I recal lthat one now from school

I expect the girls who shared the pool with you remember it too ~ Tsk!  ::)
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 12, 2008, 07:41:55 AM
And on the BBC News this morning we learn that many of the "Crowds" of cheering spectators at Olympic events are not ticket buying members of the world population but "volunteers" who are being bussed into events where the organisers feel that the crowds are too thin on the ground to look good on TV. Apparently they can be recognised by their "enthusiasm" and matching tee shirts.

Let's be honest with ourselves here shall we. The Olympic Ideal is dead and buried. The Opening Ceremony shown on TV around the world by a single feed provided by China (no independent cameras at all) was, to be charitable, dressed up to appear more spectacular than the reality. The spectators at many events are not the sports enthusiasts they seem to be but co-opted members of the most oppressive and regimented regime on the face of the earth doing what they are being ordered to do and no doubt time will reveal once again that many of the competitors are performing to "enhanced" levels that have thus far escaped detection.

Yes I am cynical about the whole charade that a once proud ideal has become. Such a shame because I used to be a keen amateur sportsman myself, competing at various levels (mainly inter-service) in Boxing, Fencing and Rugby whilst serving with the RAF. Of course in those far off days we had a ciggy at half time and drank a lot of lager to "make the weight" when necessary so I suppose we were also "drug assisted".
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 12, 2008, 08:32:38 AM
I don't agree. The Olympic Ideal is not dead and buried, a little tarnished maybe but still strong for most of the competitors.

There are some (not many) competitors who enhance their performance with drugs as there are some (not many) events that are poorly attended.

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It's tipping down with rain FFS!

Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 12, 2008, 01:15:16 PM
China Olympic ceremony star mimed  (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7556058.stm)

 doh:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Snoopy on August 12, 2008, 01:19:46 PM
Any lengths necessary it seems: "The reason for this is that we must put our country's interest first,"

Their way of thinking is not our way of thinking but we seem to be heading in their direction.  noooo:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2008, 02:38:39 PM
Wait for the headlines in 2012... it'll make this lot look life fly shit...  noooo:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2008, 03:26:13 PM
Wait for the headlines in 2012... it'll make this lot look life fly shit...  noooo:

Oh you can guarrantee that the opening of the olympic stadium will be the crowning news item of 2013 which means the first event will be the 100m dash to the coaches to head to the interim sites.  noooo:
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2008, 03:48:27 PM
Wait for the headlines in 2012... it'll make this lot look life fly shit...  noooo:

Oh you can guarrantee that the opening of the olympic stadium will be the crowning news item of 2013 which means the first event will be the 100m dash to the coaches to head to the interim sites.  noooo:
;D
Title: Re: Ever been had?
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 12, 2008, 03:51:03 PM
Plus GB will be guarranteed to walk off with every medal in the games......ok let me clarify that. Knife wielding scrotes will mug the contenders and walk off with almost every medal int he games.