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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 01:43:46 PM

Title: STENCH
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 01:43:46 PM

So the house is full of pre hols washing which is not drying.

So I turn the heating on to help it along

So I go up to the Boy's Room

 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003

Some socks

Socks contain:

One sprat
ONe dead crab
Rancid bacon

They have been there 5 days  eeek:

They are on the radiator

 sick2:

Whole lot out the window.Even the seagulls flew away eeek:

Title: Re: STENCH
Post by: Bar Wench on August 11, 2008, 03:12:47 PM

 sick2:

Title: Re: STENCH
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2008, 03:13:48 PM

Quote from: Nick on August 11, 2008, 01:43:46 PM

So the house is full of pre hols washing which is not drying.

So I turn the heating on to help it along

So I go up to the Boy's Room

 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003

Some socks

Socks contain:

One sprat
ONe dead crab
Rancid bacon

They have been there 5 days  eeek:

They are on the radiator

 sick2:

Whole lot out the window.Even the seagulls flew away eeek:

You threw the radiator out of the window...?  rubschin:

Title: Re: STENCH
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 03:38:12 PM

 evil:

Title: Re: STENCH
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 03:43:04 PM

A whole new meaning to the cry "Gardez Loo"  eeek:

Title: Re: STENCH
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 03:44:20 PM

I can smell the STENCH OUTSIDE THE HOUSE

Title: Re: STENCH
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2008, 03:45:02 PM

Perhaps it is following you ~ perhaps it is yo.......................  whistle:

Title: Re: STENCH
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2008, 03:45:38 PM

It will soon waft your way, hound.

Or I can post it. Second class, like  eveilgrin: