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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on June 03, 2007, 03:34:32 PM
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I notice that I have been elevated to "Hero" status after only a month. What do I get on my first anniversdary? A knighthood? A peerage? A free evening in with the Wench? (Second prize: two free ........ oh, you are way ahead of me eeek:)
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I notice that I have been elevated to "Hero" status after only a month. What do I get on my first anniversdary? A knighthood? A peerage? A free evening in with the Wench? (Second prize: two free ........ oh, you are way ahead of me eeek:)
Same as I got for my birthday... whistle:
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An evening in with the Wench? Blimey! Are you..........OK?
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An evening in with the Wench? Blimey! Are you..........OK?
Exhausted! cloud9:
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Must have been all that talking. rubschin:
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Must have been all that talking. rubschin:
Talking.... yeees... eyes:
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Must have been all that talking. rubschin:
Talking.... yeees... eyes:
I've just thought of another good reason to abolish the 'Hero' status.
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Must have been all that talking. rubschin:
Talking.... yeees... eyes:
I've just thought of another good reason to abolish the 'Hero' status.
Ahem... I wanted to abolish it! whistle:
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Must have been all that talking. rubschin:
Talking.... yeees... eyes:
I've just thought of another good reason to abolish the 'Hero' status.
Ahem... I wanted to abolish it! whistle:
Then do so!
It's a bit sexist anyway or do our ladies posters gain Heroine status?
Besides my member is anything but heroic. redface:
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Must have been all that talking. rubschin:
Talking.... yeees... eyes:
I've just thought of another good reason to abolish the 'Hero' status.
Ahem... I wanted to abolish it! whistle:
Then do so!
It's a bit sexist anyway or do our ladies posters gain Heroine status?
Besides my member is anything but heroic. redface:
And in Berek's absence I propose we decide NOT to have a show us yer member and let us decide comp.
Well, you know if he was here he'd have suggested it by now. sex023
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Maybe "Persistent chatterbox" would suit. surrender:
Any road up! Us can't have Nick being a bloomin' 'ero now can us? eeek:
Well, allright! How about "Committed" then? Spelt L O O N.
"Full" "Life" "Balmy" "Paid up"?
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This is the way the system works currently (see picture)?.
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I?m happy to change it to something else (sensible suggestions please) or remove it altogether.
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This is the way the system works currently (see picture)?.
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I?m happy to change it to something else (sensible suggestions please) or remove it altogether.
Leave it by all means.
"Hero" is Patagonian for "Ass". eyes:
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evil:
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For reasons I cannot explain, even to myself, I find I am inclined to believe that. rubschin:
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For reasons I cannot explain, even to myself, I find I am inclined to believe that. rubschin:
Darwin has Hero status so it is plausible? point:
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Memories of the Lone Ranger and poor old Tonto ::)
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Memories of the Lone Ranger and poor old Tonto ::)
Who was that masked poster?
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I am attempting to keep my post count low, I have serious concerns about being a hero and how it will impact on my carbon footprint (whatever that means)
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1000 posts and it changes to "Sectioned". sad32:
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Well ~ that's "Mine Host" well and truly stuffed then.
Me too if I'm not careful
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Tonto means Stupid or Foolish in SPanish since you ask.
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Tonto means Stupid or Foolish in SPanish since you ask.
O'Really means the same in Irish lol:
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Must have been all that talking. rubschin:
Talking.... yeees... eyes:
I feel I'm about to lose a friend sad24:
On the offchance that you arent the bf (although stranger things have happened on here) should we start the whip round for a headstone now old boy? doh:
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Tonto means Stupid or Foolish in SPanish since you ask.
EVERYBODY knows that. ::)
This isn't some low-brow forum populated by hormonal teenagers and Comprehensive-school serfs you know. noooo:
Berek is the only reason we don't all post in Latin.
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Must have been all that talking. rubschin:
Talking.... yeees... eyes:
I feel I'm about to lose a friend sad24:
On the offchance that you arent the bf (although stranger things have happened on here) should we start the whip round for a headstone now old boy? doh:
He shall pay! I shall bide my time!
He really isn't anything to do with me at all!
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Must have been all that talking. rubschin:
Talking.... yeees... eyes:
I feel I'm about to lose a friend sad24:
On the offchance that you arent the bf (although stranger things have happened on here) should we start the whip round for a headstone now old boy? doh:
He shall pay! I shall bide my time!
He really isn't anything to do with me at all!
But you would say that wouldn?t you? eyes:
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You do know Mr Wench pops in here and reads don't you? I eeek:
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Tonto means Stupid or Foolish in SPanish since you ask.
EVERYBODY knows that. ::)
This isn't some low-brow forum populated by hormonal teenagers and Comprehensive-school serfs you know. noooo:
Berek is the only reason we don't all post in Latin.
You, sir, will be hearing from my solicitors! I feel violated because I am a sensitive f****ng soul (so they say). I cannot believe you would say such horrid things about me. The BIG BOYS WILL get you, deffo. quite soon. so be scared.
OK?
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You do know Mr Wench pops in here and reads don't you? I eeek:
I am sure we can all cuddle him when the time comes. Whatever that means. My calls to schools today conclusively prove that they are all besieged by nutters (mind you that was mostly Madchester)
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No, they pretty much are all nutters. lol:
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I meant the "students" clamouring in the background. It was a secondary school and it sounded like a zoo eeek:
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You do know Mr Wench pops in here and reads don't you? I eeek:
But you would say that wouldn?t you? eyes:
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I am sure we can all cuddle him when the time comes. Whatever that means. My calls to schools today conclusively prove that they are all besieged by nutters (mind you that was mostly Madchester)
Out of interest did they think they were beseieged by nutters before or after you started calling them eyes:
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Explain yourself!
The BIG BOYS are in town!! bs:
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He shall pay! I shall bide my time!
Just remember Wenchy, beating him over the head with his own zimmer frame is considered bad form these days
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Do I spy cellulite? eeek:
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On her no, on me it is more than possible. sad24:
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Ah .... don't cry ~ Tell you what, you show me yours and....................................... eyes:
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On her no, on me it is more than possible. sad24:
PICS< PICS!
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NO !!!!!
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She is a pie eater, I can tell!
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She is a pie eater, I can tell!
Cakes not pie. redface:
Because Snoopy it is a gossiping old woman.
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eeek:sad32:
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She is a pie eater, I can tell!
I am sure that every dimple tells a story.
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noooo:
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sick2:
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Judging from Wenchy's response I'm relieved I cant see that image Barman scared:
Slightly off topic but still concerning cellulite and pies did I hear that Prescott had been admitted to hospital over the weekend with chest pains?
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sick2:
Your shocked reaction at the picture being published is quite understood.
This Barman has no sense of confidentiality and I am sure you have beem working out since it was taken. happy100
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If I can find that imagine what the guys at PC World will find on the school?s laptop. crash:
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Judging from Wenchy's response I'm relieved I cant see that image Barman scared:
Slightly off topic but still concerning cellulite and pies did I hear that Prescott had been admitted to hospital over the weekend with chest pains?
Yes ... he has a chest infection (they think) as do I at the moment but then so do two of the GPs at our local surgery. He is also, it was disclosed, diabetic so his weight is not necessarily his fault. I am overweight and am diabetic. One follows the other and the diabetes is the cause not the effect of my weight problems.
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rubschin:
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sick2:
Your shocked reaction at the picture being published is quite understood.
This Barman has no sense of confidentiality and I am sure you have beem working out since it was taken. happy100
To become a little less of a-broad in the beam, d'y'mean? point:
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sick2:
Your shocked reaction at the picture being published is quite understood.
This Barman has no sense of confidentiality and I am sure you have beem working out since it was taken. happy100
To become a little less of a-broad in the beam, d'y'mean? point:
I have fat fingers. redface:
It's glandular. whistle:
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sick2:
Your shocked reaction at the picture being published is quite understood.
This Barman has no sense of confidentiality and I am sure you have beem working out since it was taken. happy100
To become a little less of a-broad in the beam, d'y'mean? point:
I have fat fingers. redface:
It's glandular. whistle:
Nothing to do with all that exercise then?
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sick2:
Your shocked reaction at the picture being published is quite understood.
This Barman has no sense of confidentiality and I am sure you have beem working out since it was taken. happy100
To become a little less of a-broad in the beam, d'y'mean? point:
I have fat fingers. redface:
It's glandular. whistle:
Nothing to do with all that exercise then?
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Bad typing-memorable foreplay.
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lol: lol: lol:
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Blimey, I've gone away for just a week and it's all cellulite, fat fingers and sick! I need another holiday! 8)
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In that case ice I'd recommend you stay far away from the hangover thread unless you have returned with a strong constotution noooo:
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Oh oh ....too late!!
Still what else would you do in a bar? 8)
Mine's a large one on the rocks please barman.
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Oh oh ....too late!!
Still what else would you do in a bar? 8)
Mine's a large one on the rocks please barman.
Welcome back - how large? sick2:
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Oh oh ....too late!!
Still what else would you do in a bar? 8)
Mine's a large one on the rocks please barman.
Welcome back - how large? sick2:
A great tall one with a cherry and a sparkly umbrella if you please.
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No Bishop?s Finger? whistle:
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I'll pass on that thanks Barman, I heard what the Bishop was doing with it earlier. drumroll: