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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on August 07, 2008, 07:51:38 AM
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I hate going to the dentist and I have an appointment this morning scared2:
What is it, do you suppose, that makes anyone decide that peering into other people's mouths and hurting them is a good career choice? ~ Apart from the opportunity to interfere with a younger Nick's underwear that is.
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My dentist is a babe... cloud9:
Who cares why she came into my life...? whistle:
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My dentist is a babe... cloud9:
Who cares why she came into my life...? whistle:
Mine doesn't even have a fish tank ~ and they play Radio sodding One all the time. evil:
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Hate them all with a passion whether they are good looking or not.
I cannot tell you the last time I went to the dentist - I won't even take my daughter in case they find out that I have not been for several billion years. Before you all dismiss me as an irresponsible parent - she does go regulalrly - just not with me scared2:
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I know a few dentists.They all hate their job!
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I used to hate the dentist when I was a kid – you were a complete bastard Mr. Wardle! cussing:
Do you remember the drills driven by the long belt – they always had a bit of wool tied to it and you had to ‘watch the rabbit go round’ while they inflicted their torture… scared2:
And the small of that gas mask! sick2:
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No, wider...
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This wide? Any bigger and somebody will park a bus in it.
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So how was the visit?
Still dribbling?
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OK thanks Uncle ~ just a clean and polish job today .... next appt 6 months away cloud9:
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Good. just enough time to oogle the lovely dental assistant and then leave.
As to why people choose the dental profession:
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lol: lol: lol:
Prolly right too.
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Have you ever seen "Little Shop of Horrors"
Ever since watching that I have always had the impression that dentists were all of that ilk scared2:
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I think pulling teeth was just a side line for Mad Frankie.
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Have you ever seen "Little Shop of Horrors"
Ever since watching that I have always had the impression that dentists were all of that ilk scared2:
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OK thanks Uncle ~ just a clean and polish job today .... next appt 6 months away cloud9:
Why don't you get Mrs. Snoopy to take them down there for you...? whistle:
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OK thanks Uncle ~ just a clean and polish job today .... next appt 6 months away cloud9:
Why don't you get Mrs. Snoopy to take them down there for you...? whistle:
Mrs Snoopy takes them down when I ask her to but she prefers it when I take them down eyes:
Deliberate misunderstanding to avoid cussing: