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Title: TECHNOLOGY MARCHES ON!
Post by: Bikini Girl on June 02, 2007, 12:45:20 PM

 
News Flash

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Title: Re: TECHNOLOGY MARCHES ON!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 05, 2007, 08:34:10 PM

Another News Flash

Scientists have now developed a camera whose shutter speed is so fast, it can actually take a picture of a woman with her gob shut!

(Apologies if this has been posted before)