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Title: Not one to try at home (though I have been tempted myself)
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2008, 12:03:17 PM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2461388/Midwestern-man-shoots-mower%2C-voids-warranty.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2461388/Midwestern-man-shoots-mower%2C-voids-warranty.html)

 eveilgrin:

Title: Re: Not one to try at home (though I have been tempted myself)
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2008, 12:05:32 PM

 rubschin:

Title: Re: Not one to try at home (though I have been tempted myself)
Post by: Pastis on July 27, 2008, 05:01:42 PM

Quote

"I got pissed because my lawn mower wouldn’t start, so I got my shotgun and shot it," he said.

I think we can all feel a bit of group empathy here; only this morning I took my WWII Samurai sword fly swat and went for a wasp  eveilgrin:

Apologies, Officer  redface:

Title: Re: Not one to try at home (though I have been tempted myself)
Post by: Snoopy on July 27, 2008, 07:00:38 PM

 lol:

Title: Re: Not one to try at home (though I have been tempted myself)
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2008, 07:04:53 PM

I shout at inanimate objects, but have never felt compelled to shoot one.

I see Jack Straw has given Gordo his "full support"















 happy001


The clock is ticking

Gordo looks so relaxed and happy. Nice jacket too!


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