The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on July 22, 2008, 03:29:59 PM
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In sunny salubrious Surrey, the skies are full of these bastards and their non-bewinged bretheren crunch underfoot. Horrible bloody things.
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Flying Ants Day cloud9:
So we get it here in about 2 weeks evil:
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Just learn from this example Nick, no spraying....
NEW YORK, (Reuters Life!) - A New Jersey man trying to exterminate insects in his apartment blew it up instead, the New York Daily News reported on Monday.
Isias Vidal Maceda was unhurt in the incident, but 80 percent of his apartment was destroyed, Eatontown, New Jersey police told the newspaper.
The accident occurred as Maceda was spraying for pests in his kitchen. Somehow the bug spray ignited a blast that blew out the apartment's front windows and triggered a fire that quickly spread, the newspaper said.
Police told the newspaper that the Saturday blaze also caused smoke damage to the apartment above.
point:
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We have been identifying and annihilating ants nest all over the garden in readiness.
Boiling water does it every time eveilgrin:
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Just learn from this example Nick, no spraying....
NEW YORK, (Reuters Life!) - A New Jersey man trying to exterminate insects in his apartment blew it up instead, the New York Daily News reported on Monday.
Isias Vidal Maceda was unhurt in the incident, but 80 percent of his apartment was destroyed, Eatontown, New Jersey police told the newspaper.
The accident occurred as Maceda was spraying for pests in his kitchen. Somehow the bug spray ignited a blast that blew out the apartment's front windows and triggered a fire that quickly spread, the newspaper said.
Police told the newspaper that the Saturday blaze also caused smoke damage to the apartment above.
point:
You have clearly failed to recollect the time I set Mrs Nick's (to be) damp course on fire! evil:
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doh:
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Just learn from this example Nick, no spraying....
NEW YORK, (Reuters Life!) - A New Jersey man trying to exterminate insects in his apartment blew it up instead, the New York Daily News reported on Monday.
Isias Vidal Maceda was unhurt in the incident, but 80 percent of his apartment was destroyed, Eatontown, New Jersey police told the newspaper.
The accident occurred as Maceda was spraying for pests in his kitchen. Somehow the bug spray ignited a blast that blew out the apartment's front windows and triggered a fire that quickly spread, the newspaper said.
Police told the newspaper that the Saturday blaze also caused smoke damage to the apartment above.
point:
You have clearly failed to recollect the time I set Mrs Nick's (to be) damp course on fire! evil:
No I remember, just warning you in advance as Mrs Nick won't be there to stop you from having a moment of Nickness. point:
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One good thing is that all the orb spiders are having an absolute feast - their webs are laden with the airborne irritants.
And the next one that lands in my Young's is going to get a right stern talking to.
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We have tiny, tiny ants at the moment... shrugs:
Each morning there is a 'Tom & Jerry' style convey from the garden into the kitchen... noooo:
Remember... Dettol kitchen spray - instant death for ants. ;)
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You have ants that escape with your T-Bone steaks?
Eeek!
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I set Mrs Nick's damp course on fire!
rubschin:
Euphemism #834521
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You have ants that escape with your T-Bone steaks?
Eeek!
Yes... and more... scared2:
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Your wig?
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Your wig?
doh:
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Your wig?
doh:
Give them some credit TG, they only go for te high quality stuff whistle:
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I set Mrs Nick's damp course on fire!
rubschin:
Euphemism #834521
evil:
Sometimes still eyes:
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I set Mrs Nick's damp course on fire!
rubschin:
Euphemism #834521
evil:
Sometimes still eyes:
Perpetually still. . .
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evil:
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I set Mrs Nick's damp course on fire!
rubschin:
Euphemism #834521
evil:
Sometimes still eyes:
Perpetually still. . .
All of a sudden I hear Lulu's 'Relight my fire' whistle:
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I hear the 633 Squadron theme and they are heading your way evil:
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flying ants are a sign of the end of summer, once the daddy longlegs appear we know its time to put the thermals on
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They're back...bastard creatures evil:
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I see Wenchy reporting a plaque on Faceache. They haven't got this far oop North yet scared2:
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I see Wenchy reporting a plaque on Faceache. They haven't got this far oop North yet scared2:
What's a plaque of ants look like then?
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Ants in yer teeth?
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Ants in yer teeth?
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Bless her ~ Nice to see her spelling hasn't improved in her absence.
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I hear the 633 Squadron theme and they are heading your way evil:
Judging from your past performance with navigation I'm probably safe whistle:
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I hear the 633 Squadron theme and they are heading your way evil:
Judging from your past performance with navigation I'm probably safe whistle:
If they took of on July 8th 2008 and haven't arrived yet I'd say that some of our aircraft are missing. whistle:
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I hear the 633 Squadron theme and they are heading your way evil:
Judging from your past performance with navigation I'm probably safe whistle:
If they took of on July 8th 2008 and haven't arrived yet I'd say that some of our aircraft are missing. whistle:
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