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Title: FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK
Post by: Bikini Girl on June 01, 2007, 09:00:42 AM

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

5.  "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."  eeek:

4.  "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the Time Management course you sent me to."  ;)

3.  "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Tippex. You probably got here just in time."  scared2:

2.  "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"  rubschin:

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...



1.  Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."   angel1

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Title: Re: FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK
Post by: Snoopy on June 01, 2007, 09:09:30 AM

I confess my favourite was always:
"Sh!t ~ I must 'phone the wife ..... She'll be worried sick ..... I've been here all night working on that report"