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Title: Today is my birthday
Post by: Berek on July 17, 2008, 07:18:35 AM
So what do you think me and Meg are doing tonight ?, going out for a nice meal perhaps ?? or a night of romance with the marigolds on ??, oh no, she's off to Next because theres a sale on.

I have taken the day off work, she hasnt because she forgot about it , which means i'll be spending my birthday surfing Japanese porn sites.

I havent recieved a single present yet because: " It can wait until tonight , I havent time "

at least its raining !!
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2008, 07:32:54 AM
Many happy, er, returns  rubschin:
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Bar Wench on July 17, 2008, 07:42:37 AM
Happy Birthday Berek!

Your porn is in the post!
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2008, 07:46:03 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 17, 2008, 07:42:37 AM
Happy Birthday Berek!

Your porn is in the post!

Probably his 'post' is also in the porn.

Happy Birthday anyway lad, from all of us.

I expect Meg is just winding you up and has a huge surprise party planned with crisps and ale and everything.  ;D
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Berek on July 17, 2008, 08:05:02 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2008, 07:46:03 AM


I expect Meg is just winding you up and has a huge surprise party planned with crisps and ale and everything.  ;D

and pork pies like
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Just One More on July 17, 2008, 08:20:22 AM
Quote from: Berek on July 17, 2008, 08:05:02 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2008, 07:46:03 AM


I expect Meg is just winding you up and has a huge surprise party planned with crisps and ale and everything.  ;D

and pork pies like

Melton Mowbray pork pies and mustard cloud9: happy birthday Berek
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 17, 2008, 08:57:51 AM
Pork pie and porn  ::)









(Just joking)
 

Happy Birthday Berek happy088
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2008, 09:04:30 AM
Many Happy Returns Berek ~ 21 again?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FgxktzV9.jpg&hash=cc5b5ef48ec50b7572a162abd8f271fd51d0e8c9) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxktzV9)
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Berek on July 17, 2008, 09:21:37 AM
double it

yet again I recieve FA from my younger sister

I notice in the post this morning there are some tickets from Manchester Arena, this could be the reason why Meg was leaving the presents until tonight. I wonder who she is taking me to see. I did drop lots of hints about seeing Frankie Boyle but she doesnt like him.  rubschin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPJM2DMozpg
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2008, 09:24:19 AM
http://www.men-arena.com/about/?page_id=1449 (http://www.men-arena.com/about/?page_id=1449)

 noooo:
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Berek on July 17, 2008, 09:25:55 AM
 Banghead
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2008, 11:03:59 AM
Happy Birthday Berek!

Put it on the bloody calendar and you might get something from us lot next year...  noooo:
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2008, 07:26:12 PM
A bill prolly  noooo:
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2008, 12:34:04 PM
So, what was Megs present then?

We are waiting. . .
Title: Re: Today is my birthday
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2008, 12:55:44 PM
A chainsaw?