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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: TG on July 10, 2008, 08:54:39 AM
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and buggered off to sarf Wales until Monday.
What to do with myself? rubschin:
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For a minute there...
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Me too Unc! eeek:
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Me too Unc! eeek:
That would have been interesting. Divorce via forum. rubschin:
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Continue to hope my boy. Don't give up yet, she may. whistle:
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I aint bloody gone yet! he will love it watching action packed boy dvds with shooting and blowing off peoples bodyparts noooo:
drinking to excess having complete control over tv, what more could a man want! god bless his little cotton socks.... whistle:
I may not return... point:
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I aint bloody gone yet! he will love it watching action packaged boy dvds with shooting and blowing off peoples bodyparts noooo:
drinking to excess having complete control over tv, what more could a man want! god bless his little cotton socks.... whistle:
I may not return... point:
Is you new window-licking avatar some kind of clue?
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I aint bloody gone yet! he will love it watching action packaged boy dvds with shooting and blowing off peoples bodyparts noooo:
drinking to excess having complete control over tv, what more could a man want! god bless his little cotton socks.... whistle:
I may not return... point:
Is you new window-licking avatar some kind of clue?
that would be telling now wouldent it....
make sure he bloody looks after the pussies too an ickle innocent kitten... lol:
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I aint bloody gone yet! he will love it watching action packed boy dvds with shooting and blowing off peoples bodyparts
He's gong to watch your dvd collection? eeek:
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I aint bloody gone yet! he will love it watching action packed boy dvds with shooting and blowing off peoples bodyparts
He's gong to watch your dvd collection? eeek:
No dont think, Love Actually, Bridget Jones diary,Disney Aristocats dvd etc etc would appeal to him for some reason... whistle:
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She has now gone. eyes: whistle:
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Party starts at 6.
I am bringing beer and a few "ladies" of my acquaintance ( eyes:)
Snoopy is in charge of pizzas and Wenchy can bring her mop (later)
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Who doesn't like Anchovies? whistle:
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Fine by me eatdrink013
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Who doesn't like Anchovies? whistle:
Not for me ta. sick2:
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Barman will be there in spirit
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Who doesn't like Anchovies? whistle:
Not for me ta. sick2:
There's always one ::)
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Who doesn't like Anchovies? whistle:
Not for me ta. sick2:
There's always one ::)
Two.
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Ok so that's no Anchovies on the Hawian Specials
Whilst we're at it is there anyone who doesn't want Spiced Beef on theirs?
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Will we have bubble machine? It's quite important for the ladies' "act" eyes:
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Ok so that's no Anchovies on the Hawian Specials
Whilst we're at it is there anyone who doesn't want Spiced Beef on theirs?
I'll have the Fiorentina cloud9:
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And I have a karaoke machine.Fun for all! eveilgrin:
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and buggered off to sarf Wales until Monday.
What to do with myself? rubschin:
read up on raising hens
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Please all bring baseball bats for the henfest later
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I have now finished work until tuesday. I have commenced the weekends debauch by having a haircut. eyes:
Stand by for more updates.
And I'm OK about spicy meat. happy088
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. . having a haircut.
. .OK about spicy meat.
eeek:
Sounds like a Barrymore weekend.
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Haircut? Goodness man. Get a Brazilian (Wenchy instructs me), some new pants and party!
ALso SCENT
I think Old Spice is OK
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Will we have bubble machine? It's quite important for the ladies' "act" eyes:
And ping pong balls? rubschin:
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Will we have bubble machine? It's quite important for the ladies' "act" eyes:
And ping pong balls? rubschin:
And Loofahs in cling film.
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Will we have bubble machine? It's quite important for the ladies' "act" eyes:
And ping pong balls? rubschin:
And Loofahs in cling film.
eeek:
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Will we have bubble machine? It's quite important for the ladies' "act" eyes:
And ping pong balls? rubschin:
And Loofahs in cling film.
Is that a rural thing? rubschin:
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Will we have bubble machine? It's quite important for the ladies' "act" eyes:
And ping pong balls? rubschin:
And Loofahs in cling film.
I thought we had seen all the same shows in Cairo?
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Not that one noooo:
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I'm frightened. scared2:
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I'm frightened. scared2:
What of?
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The loofahs, the pingpong balls, the fact that the TGs only live round the corner from me. scared2:
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The loofahs, the pingpong balls, the fact that the TGs only live round the corner from me. scared2:
We do? What time can I expect you? Bring quiche for the ladies.
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You aren't invited Wenchy! eveilgrin:
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The loofahs, the pingpong balls, the fact that the TGs only live round the corner from me. scared2:
We do? What time can I expect you? Bring quiche for the ladies.
I can't Nick says so!
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You aren't invited Wenchy! eveilgrin:
Oh yes she is. eyes:
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Certainly she is invited ~ so long as the policewoman's outfit with velcro instead of buttons has arrived whistle:
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I AIN'T COMING
Especially not if there is eyes: involved!
I have to iron Mr Wench's shirts. whistle:
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Charming. noooo:
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Charming. noooo:
It has also been pointed out to me that I don't in actual fact live anywhere near you. redface:
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I AIN'T COMING
Especially not if there is eyes: involved!
I have to iron Mr Wench's shirts. whistle:
Lottsa pizza n beer n stuff ;)
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For my next debauch I have to make up my mind wether to drink one or two
cases cans of Strongbow. rubschin:
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I AIN'T COMING
Especially not if there is eyes: involved!
I have to iron Mr Wench's shirts. whistle:
Lottsa pizza n beer n stuff ;)
And ping pong balls! eyes:
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Charming. noooo:
It has also been pointed out to me that I don't in actual fact live anywhere near you. redface:
;D
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::)
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I AIN'T COMING
Especially not if there is eyes: involved!
I have to iron Mr Wench's shirts. whistle:
Lottsa pizza n beer n stuff ;)
What about chocolate gateau?
Beats ironing any day. ;)
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Jam tarts!
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For my next debauch I have to make up my mind wether to drink one or two cases cans of Strongbow. rubschin:
I am always here darling no matter where i go....
i got wenchy to keep eye on things
get them cats looked after whistle:
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For my next debauch I have to make up my mind wether to drink one or two cases cans of Strongbow. rubschin:
I am always here darling no matter where i go....
i got wenchy to keep eye on things
get them cats looked after whistle:
Cats? Wot cats?
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The loofahs, the pingpong balls, the fact that the TGs only live round the corner from me. scared2:
I'm also fairly terrified. And I live approx. 128 miles in Liverpool, according to 'R Tom Tom, lar.
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For my next debauch I have to make up my mind wether to drink one or two cases cans of Strongbow. rubschin:
I am always here darling no matter where i go. . . .
i got wenchy to keep eye on things
get them cats looked after whistle:
If the cats know whats good for them, they'll be half way to Cardiff by now!
The saying "Not a cat in hells chance" has never been so true, as far as being fed is concerned!
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For my next debauch I have to make up my mind wether to drink one or two cases cans of Strongbow. rubschin:
I am always here darling no matter where i go. . . .
i got wenchy to keep eye on things
get them cats looked after whistle:
If the cats know whats good for them, they'll be half way to Cardiff by now!
The saying "Not a cat in hells chance" has never been so true, as far as being fed is concerned!
Oh no not gezza on here... point:
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For my next debauch I have to make up my mind wether to drink one or two cases cans of Strongbow. rubschin:
I am always here darling no matter where i go. . . .
i got wenchy to keep eye on things
get them cats looked after whistle:
If the cats know whats good for them, they'll be half way to Cardiff by now!
The saying "Not a cat in hells chance" has never been so true, as far as being fed is concerned!
Oh no not gezza on here. . . point:
As you can see, my name is G-Force. Never mind this "Gezza" lark!
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For my next debauch I have to make up my mind wether to drink one or two cases cans of Strongbow. rubschin:
I am always here darling no matter where i go. . . .
i got wenchy to keep eye on things
get them cats looked after whistle:
If the cats know whats good for them, they'll be half way to Cardiff by now!
The saying "Not a cat in hells chance" has never been so true, as far as being fed is concerned!
Oh no not gezza on here... point:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
The Scally-tally is going up.
Who was that in the public bar offered me a set of Range-Rover wheels cheap?
I did have a set. . rubschin:
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For my next debauch I have to make up my mind wether to drink one or two cases cans of Strongbow. rubschin:
I am always here darling no matter where i go. . . .
i got wenchy to keep eye on things
get them cats looked after whistle:
If the cats know whats good for them, they'll be half way to Cardiff by now!
The saying "Not a cat in hells chance" has never been so true, as far as being fed is concerned!
Oh no not gezza on here... point:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
The Scally-tally is going up.
Who was that in the public bar offered me a set of Range-Rover wheels cheap?
I did have a set. . rubschin:
Wasent me, i dont have any use for em cos i dont even drive.... noooo:
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For my next debauch I have to make up my mind wether to drink one or two cases cans of Strongbow. rubschin:
I am always here darling no matter where i go. . . .
i got wenchy to keep eye on things
get them cats looked after whistle:
If the cats know whats good for them, they'll be half way to Cardiff by now!
The saying "Not a cat in hells chance" has never been so true, as far as being fed is concerned!
Oh no not gezza on here. . . point:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
The Scally-tally is going up.
Who was that in the public bar offered me a set of Range-Rover wheels cheap?
I did have a set. . rubschin:
Wasent me, i dont have any use for em cos i dont even drive. . . . noooo:
Wasn't me, it was one of me mates bill from seaforth. Flogged em for a bluey down the grafton laa. best £2. 50 i ever made!
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Jaysus! I dont post for a day and a scouse invasion starts! noooo:
I was a good lad yesterday and in no way debauched myself.
Today however, I shall mostly be making up fior yesterday. eyes:
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I'm seeing if I can get a Scouser filter on the software... whistle:
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I'm seeing if I can get a Scouser filter on the software... whistle:
I'll get me programming books out and write you one! surrender:
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I'm seeing if I can get a Scouser filter on the software. . . whistle:
I'll get me programming books out and write you one! surrender:
I'll could probaly get hold of one through a friend of a friend of a friend for a tenner!
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Jaysus! I dont post for a day and a scouse invasion starts! noooo:
I was a good lad yesterday and in no way debauched myself.
Today however, I shall mostly be making up fior yesterday. eyes:
My dear you married one... point:
and you are surrounded by my family of em!
So be very good, i am watching....
you cant go the pub i only left you a fiver remember! and i want the change please.. eyes:
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Hello Mrs TG my lovely aunt. Hows life in the fast lane? (In Wales obviously!) Is my cousin DJ Jammy Dodger there?
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Hello Mrs TG my lovely aunt. Hows life in the fast lane? (In Wales obviously!) Is my cousin DJ Jammy Dodger there?
Hi Lovely nephew, we are fine ta yes jay is here too.
Yesterday we went to the gower in swansea way, and the mumbles for nice walk by the sea and ice cream, and not forgetting the nice pub meal too yum. whistle:
Today we been over the Brecons lovely but scary, Me dont like heights so releived when we come downhill
Also i think i have seen enough sheep/cows to last a lifetime, just wandering in the road etc, could have brought a few home for tea...
last day tomw think we are chilling out. as think my dear son in law to be probably sick of driving us around now!
but we gona go to nice carvery i think, but hush dont tell TG please.... surrender:
And then early monday i am coming back home, i bet my darling is really glad i can tell you... scared2:
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What with Barman's family and friends and TG's family and friends, it's getting like the Tates and Campbells in here
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More like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLdGmdVxoD8
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What with Barman's family and friends and TG's family and friends, it's getting like the Tates and Campbells in here
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Earworm time... evil:
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Back to work today after 10 days off! why do you always feel worse than ever! noooo:
oh well, not a bad ole job cant complain, and students off sooooooooo very quiet now till end sep! eveilgrin:
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You werk in educashun?
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You werk in educashun?
Nah, University Health Centre cloud9:
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You werk in educashun?
Nah, University Health Centre cloud9:
Close enough!
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You werk in educashun?
Nah, University Health Centre cloud9:
A nurse? eeek:
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What is it about you and nurses?
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What is it about you and nurses?
Fond mammaries memories... whistle:
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You werk in educashun?
Nah, University Health Centre cloud9:
A nurse? eeek:
Nope sorry to shatter your illusions..but i am boring ole rotweiler receptionist cloud9:
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You werk in educashun?
Nah, University Health Centre cloud9:
A nurse? eeek:
Nope sorry to shatter your illusions..but i am boring ole rotweiler receptionist cloud9:
eeek: I've had a lot of trouble with your sort over the years. evil:
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FIGHT!!!
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I wouldn't dare
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You werk in educashun?
Nah, University Health Centre cloud9:
A nurse? eeek:
Nope sorry to shatter your illusions..but i am boring ole rotweiler receptionist cloud9:
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. "
"Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
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You werk in educashun?
Nah, University Health Centre cloud9:
A nurse? eeek:
Nope sorry to shatter your illusions..but i am boring ole rotweiler receptionist cloud9:
eeek: I've had a lot of trouble with your sort over the years. evil:
We are a lovely practice, no rotties at my work, we very accomdating.. whistle:
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You werk in educashun?
Nah, University Health Centre cloud9:
A nurse? eeek:
Nope sorry to shatter your illusions..but i am boring ole rotweiler receptionist cloud9:
eeek: I've had a lot of trouble with your sort over the years. evil:
We are a lovely practice, no rotties at my work, we very accomdating.. whistle:
Of course... noooo:
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You werk in educashun?
Nah, University Health Centre cloud9:
A nurse? eeek:
Nope sorry to shatter your illusions..but i am boring ole rotweiler receptionist cloud9:
eeek: I've had a lot of trouble with your sort over the years. evil:
We are a lovely practice, no rotties at my work, we very accomdating.. whistle:
That's what they all say. evil:
Fortuitously head receptionist at our doctors surgery has a kid in Mr Wench's class. I get preferential treatment. cloud9:
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You werk in educashun?
Nah, University Health Centre cloud9:
A nurse? eeek:
Nope sorry to shatter your illusions..but i am boring ole rotweiler receptionist cloud9:
eeek: I've had a lot of trouble with your sort over the years. evil:
We are a lovely practice, no rotties at my work, we very accomdating.. whistle:
That's what they all say. evil:
Fortuitously head receptionist at our doctors surgery has a kid in Mr Wench's class. I get preferential treatment. cloud9:
Oh yes that does happen, but to be really honest we dont have any problems, most of our patiens who are student are great, and if a emergency we get em in, no problems.
What is everyones gripe bout drs surgeries? The one i registered at is ok too will help you all they can. whistle:
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Because you phone for an appointment on a Thursday saying can I see the doctor next Monday or Tuesday? and they say sorry the next available slot is in two weeks time.
You can phone between 8 and 8:30 am to get something on the day but that's a real lottery.
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My doctors surgery has a 'free for all' in the morning ie you turn up & wait, with appointments in the evening. The
dragons receptionists are all quite nice, one or two are actually a good laugh.
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Because you phone for an appointment on a Thursday saying can I see the doctor next Monday or Tuesday? and they say sorry the next available slot is in two weeks time.
You can phone between 8 and 8:30 am to get something on the day but that's a real lottery.
We release half our appointments before and same on day so you have to ring from 8.30am, if all appointments have gone and it is emergency for that day you are given a slot at end of surgey, or you can just turn up at 830am an book etc, quite a good system,we also have a dr on call in pm where any extra emergencies will be seen, never make anyone wait for two weeks that just wouldent happen. If it is a emergency you are seen same day, common sense ! Although some of our students emergencies can be interesting! , and even i cant ring up that time cos i am sleeping, god bless em! cussing:
The worse thing that often can happen is people ringing up surgery five mins before we shut! i know it cant be helped at times but sometimes its more a want than a need! Banghead
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Fecking off to Sarf Wales again on Saturday, back on Tuesday.
What shall I do with myself?
I hope you lot will be around to help keep my spirits up during this difficult time. sad24:
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you can count on us to keep you
amused bemused lol:
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Fecking off to Sarf Wales again on Saturday, back on Tuesday.
What shall I do with myself?
I hope you lot will be around to help keep my spirits up during this difficult time. sad24:
Life just gets better and better for you doesn't it. ;)
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Fecking off to Sarf Wales again on Saturday, back on Tuesday.
What shall I do with myself?
I hope you lot will be around to help keep my spirits up during this difficult time. sad24:
Sure she won't stay much longer?
Not seen her in here for a while?
How's the new patio coming along?
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arrrr you the first to notice i not been on...nice to be remembered....
surrender:
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Fecking off to Sarf Wales again on Saturday, back on Tuesday.
What shall I do with myself?
I hope you lot will be around to help keep my spirits up during this difficult time. sad24:
You got the bathroom to paint..not loafin about online..i will be lurking an watching from afar...
we are going wedding dress shopping...dont forget to give me yr bank card darling...
wedding is only 12 months now.. ;D
ps forget to remind you i come back on tue..an that day is my birthday..... point:
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You and Nick are going to be the first to receive my complimentary copy of the yet to be written best selling book entitled.... 'Man or Mouse'? eveilgrin:
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She is fecking off to Liverpool next Friday. I will remain here.
The last trip before the redundo runs out. After that it's batten down the financial hatches.
She will have a good time as she deserves.
You are all hereby invited to my place on Saturday 16th of this month.
Bring your own booze. eastdrink048
A food parcel would be nice as well. eyes:
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I'll be there ~ or I would if I knew where it was. rubschin: Leicester you say? ~ I'll get back to you on that.
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She ought to go to AINSDALE. There is a good bakery there. With trains!
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She ought to go to AINSDALE. There is a good bakery there. With trains!
Yes, but this is REALITY. noooo:
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I'll be there ~ or I would if I knew where it was. rubschin: Leicester you say? ~ I'll get back to you on that.
If you want I will PM you the postcode. For the satnav like.
I have 2 spare rooms and there is a gutter outside for those that misbehave. noooo:
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I shall start a new TG party thread. cloud9:
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Do you have cheese footballs?
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Any Demis Roussos records?
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and buggered off to sarf Wales until Monday.
What to do with myself? rubschin:
By answering this simple question:
Q: What is the difference btween an egg and self abuse?
A: You can beat an egg.
So enjoy...
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Will we have bubble machine? It's quite important for the ladies' "act" eyes:
I am only coming if there is a band, you can't have a decent pissup without a band.
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and buggered off to sarf Wales until Monday.
What to do with myself? rubschin:
By answering this simple question:
Q: What is the difference btween an egg and self abuse?
A: You can beat an egg.
So enjoy...
You are quoting posts from a year ago, try and keep up.*
* Bring guns
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"I am a slow burner in the thought process department"
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Fecking off to Scallypool tomorrow and leaving me on my own.
Party thing, loads of food etc
I shall dine on dust sarnies with a side order of old newspapers and a glass of warm water.
I saw this on 'The gadget show' the other night and may give it a bash.
http://www.quakelive.com/
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I saw this on 'The gadget show' the other night and may give it a bash.
eyes:
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I saw this on 'The gadget show' the other night and may give it a bash.
eyes:
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Do they accept credit cards?
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Fecking off to Cardiff tomorrow for four nights.
Is it too late to organise a party?
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Fecking off to Cardiff tomorrow for four nights.
Is it too late to organise a party?
LL has fecked-off for five weeks... noooo:
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This is a common theme with you two - rubschin:
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rubschin:
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rubschin:
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It doesn't take Einstein to work it out now does it whistle:
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It doesn't take Einstein to work it out now does it whistle:
You arriving and her leaving...? rubschin:
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No sponge head...... noooo:
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No sponge head...... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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No sponge head...... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
point:
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evil: