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Title: Today's Oxymoron
Post by: Pastis on July 08, 2008, 02:01:36 PM
Been heard before but friends, it's back. Coming soon if not already here, I give you...


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Title: Re: Today's Oxymoron
Post by: Snoopy on July 08, 2008, 02:08:44 PM
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Title: Re: Today's Oxymoron
Post by: Bar Wench on July 08, 2008, 02:10:20 PM
Almost unique.

 Banghead
Title: Re: Today's Oxymoron
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 08, 2008, 02:17:54 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 08, 2008, 02:10:20 PM
Almost unique.

 Banghead

Did you think 'Oxymorons' were menbers of a religious sect who worship an acne cure?
Title: Re: Today's Oxymoron
Post by: Bar Wench on July 08, 2008, 02:23:14 PM
No, because if such a sect existed I would be one of them.
Title: Re: Today's Oxymoron
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 08, 2008, 02:24:51 PM
They're a secret sect and very hard to spot.
Title: Re: Today's Oxymoron
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 08, 2008, 02:36:15 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 08, 2008, 02:24:51 PM
They're a secret sect and very hard to spot.

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"One of them" you say Wenchy?   rubschin:
Title: Re: Today's Oxymoron
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2008, 03:24:16 PM
A Lancastrian of my acquaintance tells me that he remembers the meaning of the word "oxymoron" by thinking of Oldham Athletic eeek:
Title: Re: Today's Oxymoron
Post by: Pastis on July 08, 2008, 03:40:54 PM
 lol: lol:

Or possibly Hamilton Academicals ...
Title: Re: Today's Oxymoron
Post by: Pastis on July 08, 2008, 03:52:35 PM
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Alistair Darling

Title: Re: Today's Oxymoron
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2008, 04:06:23 PM
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Title: Re: Today's Oxymoron
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2008, 04:06:49 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 08, 2008, 03:40:54 PM
lol: lol:

Or possibly Hamilton Academicals ...

also

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