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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Just One More on July 04, 2008, 02:18:01 PM

Title: Living Will
Post by: Just One More on July 04, 2008, 02:18:01 PM

Last night Mrs JOM and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the laptop, and threw out my pint...

Bitch!

Title: Re: Living Will
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 04, 2008, 02:21:27 PM

Quote from: Just One More on July 04, 2008, 02:18:01 PM

Last night Mrs JOM and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the laptop, and threw out my pint...

Bitch!

happy001

Title: Re: Living Will
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2008, 04:39:33 PM

Why is this in the Comedy Room? It is too close to the truth to be funny. redface: