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Title: You buy one you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free
Post by: Berek on July 01, 2008, 02:39:50 PM
what a howl last night. We had Safestyle UK knock on the door and ask if we were interested in some new windows, so I says "Aye". Knowing they are famous for the hard sell and 3 hour long rep visits Me and Mrs C looked forward to them coming to see how long it would take for us to get rid of them. The rep arrived, not even carrying a tape measure, at 7:27.. he was leaving with a bruised foot at 7:32. Poor bloke shit himself as my 15 stone frame hovered over him and Mrs C hollered " Get out of our fucking house "

what a laugh.. i'm waiting for them to ring back, but they havent  Banghead
Title: Re: You buy one you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2008, 02:55:03 PM
Quote from: Berek on July 01, 2008, 02:39:50 PM
what a howl last night. We had Safestyle UK knock on the door and ask if we were interested in some new windows, so I says "Aye". Knowing they are famous for the hard sell and 3 hour long rep visits Me and Mrs C looked forward to them coming to see how long it would take for us to get rid of them. The rep arrived, not even carrying a tape measure, at 7:27.. he was leaving with a bruised foot at 7:32. Poor bloke shit himself as my 15 stone frame hovered over him and Mrs C hollered " Get out of our fucking house "

what a laugh.. i'm waiting for them to ring back, but they havent  Banghead
Berek!  worthy:
Title: Re: You buy one you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2008, 03:25:24 PM
He has been let out for bad behaviour.

Bruised foot?  rubschin:
Title: Re: You buy one you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free
Post by: Berek on July 01, 2008, 07:07:37 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 01, 2008, 03:25:24 PM


Bruised foot?  rubschin:

he did'nt quite get out of the way as the door was slammed

been quiet lately I know, lets just say iv'e been away like.. whistle:
Title: Re: You buy one you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2008, 07:10:01 PM
Banged up?
Title: Re: You buy one you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 08:07:01 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: You buy one you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free
Post by: Berek on July 02, 2008, 11:20:57 AM
let's just say.. "away"  whistle:
Title: Re: You buy one you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 11:21:44 AM
Quote from: Berek on July 02, 2008, 11:20:57 AM
let's just say.. "away"  whistle:
Banged-up for sure then...  noooo:
Title: Re: You buy one you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 11:21:58 AM
Well ~ It's nice to see you back here.
Title: Re: You buy one you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 11:23:02 AM
Wherever "Here" is  rubschin:
Title: Re: You buy one you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2008, 09:26:22 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2008, 11:21:44 AM
Quote from: Berek on July 02, 2008, 11:20:57 AM
let's just say.. "away"  whistle:
Banged-up for sure then...  noooo:
But he is home now, even if the Tag is chafing his ankle a bit.

Always glad to see your you're back Berek old chap, the North-South divide was starting to heal up.  ;)
Title: Re: You buy one you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free
Post by: Berek on July 03, 2008, 12:13:35 PM
Savlon is best for chaffing.. whistle:
Title: Re: You buy one you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2008, 12:15:22 PM
You don't favour Vaseline then?
Title: Re: You buy one you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free
Post by: Snoopy on July 03, 2008, 12:18:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2008, 12:15:22 PM
You don't favour Vaseline then?

That's better for chaps
Title: Re: You buy one you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2008, 12:19:24 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: You buy one you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2008, 12:28:41 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 03, 2008, 12:18:28 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2008, 12:15:22 PM
You don't favour Vaseline then?

That's better for chaps

 drumroll:
Title: Re: You buy one you get one free, I said you buy one you get one free
Post by: Berek on July 03, 2008, 06:33:31 PM
 drumroll: drumroll: