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Title: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 01, 2008, 12:17:35 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7477739.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7477739.stm)

The Health Protection Agency (HPA) study said internet dating and erectile dysfunction drugs were partly to blame.

I'm not 45 yet so what on earth have you lot been up to  rubschin:

Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2008, 12:24:29 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7477739.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7477739.stm)

The Health Protection Agency (HPA) study said internet dating and erectile dysfunction drugs were partly to blame.

I'm not 45 yet so what on earth have you lot been up to  rubschin:


Not me...  noooo:
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 01, 2008, 12:26:47 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7477739.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7477739.stm)

The Health Protection Agency (HPA) study said internet dating and erectile dysfunction drugs were partly to blame.

I'm not 45 yet so what on earth have you lot been up to  rubschin:

I think a lot of it is that there is much less stigma attached to visiting an impersonal 'health centre' with such a complaint.

I can't imagine having to visit the same village doctor who had looked after my parents and my children and telling him I had a wart on my todger.
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2008, 12:27:46 PM
You have a wart on your todger?  eeek:

Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 01, 2008, 12:27:56 PM
I think if you had a stigma attached to it as well the clinic would not be much help to you  lol:
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 01, 2008, 12:29:26 PM
I think if you had a stigma attached to it as well the clinic would not be much help to you  lol:
Even a very small, wrinkled stigma?
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2008, 02:16:06 PM
Maybe its Berek doing his part for the NHS  whistle:
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Pastis on July 01, 2008, 03:51:40 PM
Since I have zero STIs and they allegedly double at my age, does that make me a "00..."  eyes:
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Bar Wench on July 01, 2008, 03:56:49 PM
A l00ser? Yes indeed it does.  point:
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Pastis on July 01, 2008, 04:04:33 PM
 eeek:



















I'll give you that..  drumroll:
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2008, 06:47:21 PM
Frankly,a chance would be a fine thing  noooo:
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2008, 06:49:44 PM
As the Americans would say "You said a mouthful there brother"  tunble:
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 01, 2008, 07:25:55 PM
Frankly,a chance would be a fine thing  noooo:

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Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Snoopy on July 01, 2008, 07:28:12 PM
Now that is either a "violin" in sarcastic sympathy or she is saying "many on good tune is played on an old fiddle".

I'm going for the latter 'cos it makes me feel cared about. cloud9:
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 01, 2008, 07:36:29 PM
Of course I care about you Snoops - only you know what I mean  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2008, 07:36:53 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 08:06:45 AM
Is that because you feel uncared for?
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: barmisspah? on July 02, 2008, 09:29:23 AM

I'm not 45 yet so what on earth have you lot been up to  rubschin:



Wouldn't you like to know  eyes:
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2008, 02:41:35 PM

I'm not 45 yet so what on earth have you lot been up to  rubschin:



Wouldn't you like to know  eyes:

Don't, you'll start BM and the hound off saying things like that  noooo:
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 02:43:10 PM

I'm not 45 yet so what on earth have you lot been up to  rubschin:



Wouldn't you like to know  eyes:

Don't, you'll start BM and the hound off saying things like that  noooo:

Oh we already know whistle:

Afterall how many variations on a theme can there be?
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 03:13:36 PM
I'm possibly the only one that remembers this but More magazine used to have a feature called position of the fortnight. Some girl left hers on the train a few weeks ago and I was flicking through it and they've started repeating them!
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 03:18:33 PM
I'm possibly the only one that remembers this but More magazine used to have a feature called position of the fortnight. Some girl left hers on the train a few weeks ago and I was flicking through it and they've started repeating them!

Sounds just like married life to me ~ though I expect they'll only be position of the month now  ::)
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 03:23:21 PM
I'm possibly the only one that remembers this but More magazine used to have a feature called position of the fortnight. Some girl left hers on the train a few weeks ago and I was flicking through it and they've started repeating them!
I remember flicking through one of Miss Piggy’s magazines when she was about twelve – they had the same thing!  eeek:

I was apoplectic!  cussing:
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 03:24:36 PM
I'm possibly the only one that remembers this but More magazine used to have a feature called position of the fortnight. Some girl left hers on the train a few weeks ago and I was flicking through it and they've started repeating them!
I remember flicking through one of Miss Piggy’s magazines when she was about twelve – they had the same thing!  eeek:

I was apoplectic!  cussing:

Why? Find one you didn't know about?
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: TG on July 02, 2008, 03:25:00 PM
I'm possibly the only one that remembers this but More magazine used to have a feature called position of the fortnight. Some girl left hers on the train a few weeks ago and I was flicking through it and they've started repeating them!
I remember flicking through one of Miss Piggy’s magazines when she was about twelve – they had the same thing!  eeek:

I was apoplectic!  cussing:

Why? Find one you didn't know about?

 ;D
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 03:27:24 PM
I'm possibly the only one that remembers this but More magazine used to have a feature called position of the fortnight. Some girl left hers on the train a few weeks ago and I was flicking through it and they've started repeating them!
I remember flicking through one of Miss Piggy’s magazines when she was about twelve – they had the same thing!  eeek:

I was apoplectic!  cussing:

So was my Dad. We couldn't really get them in Spain so my cousin used to send them to me. All mail was opened and vetted after that.  noooo:
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 03:28:20 PM
I'm possibly the only one that remembers this but More magazine used to have a feature called position of the fortnight. Some girl left hers on the train a few weeks ago and I was flicking through it and they've started repeating them!
I remember flicking through one of Miss Piggy’s magazines when she was about twelve – they had the same thing!  eeek:

I was apoplectic!  cussing:

Why? Find one you didn't know about?
Hellooooo... twelve!  noooo:
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 03:32:48 PM
I'm possibly the only one that remembers this but More magazine used to have a feature called position of the fortnight. Some girl left hers on the train a few weeks ago and I was flicking through it and they've started repeating them!
I remember flicking through one of Miss Piggy’s magazines when she was about twelve – they had the same thing!  eeek:

I was apoplectic!  cussing:

Why? Find one you didn't know about?
Hellooooo... twelve!  noooo:



Yes I saw that ~ and I have two daughters ... One is 38 and the other 15.

My take has always been that it is not knowledge that will get them into "trouble" but the lack of it. Add to that the fact that I cannot control what they learn at school, on the bus or behind the bike sheds, I can only make them aware of the potential damage they may do to themselves and their future lives in the process.

Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 03:34:57 PM
There is a big difference between sexual knowledge in a protective sense and position of the fortnight though!
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 03:38:00 PM
There is a big difference between sexual knowledge in a protective sense and position of the fortnight though!
Agreed!  cussing:
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 03:40:11 PM
See now, I can understand that. At the time, not so much.
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 03:46:49 PM
Agreed but who bought her the magazine? Where did she get hold of it?
AND
If you managed to intercept all such material coming into the house you will never be able to stop it coming into her life. How do you stop her reading someone else's copy on the school bus, in the lunch break, at her friends house during a sleep-over?

Answer:  you can't ~ so best to talk it through.

Such material should not be published I agree but when you have schools, by goverment decree, showing 12 and 13 year olds how to fit a condom onto a banana and having teacher led class discussions about oral and anal sex just how do you propose to stop the magazines from getting out there?

No point in complaining unless you have an answer. You just have to deal with it best you can. In here I can make a joke of it. With my daughters I did not blow my top but calmly explained and answered their questions.  At the end of the day, IMHO, the knowledgable and trusted daughter is the one least likely to experiment or be "led astray".
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 03:48:31 PM
'Tis true oh wise hound, 'tis true.
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2008, 03:50:38 PM
Agreed but who bought her the magazine? Where did she get hold of it?
AND
If you managed to intercept all such material coming into the house you will never be able to stop it coming into her life. How do you stop her reading someone else's copy on the school bus, in the lunch break, at her friends house during a sleep-over?

Answer:  you can't ~ so best to talk it through.

Such material should not be published I agree but when you have schools, by goverment decree, showing 12 and 13 year olds how to fit a condom onto a banana and having teacher led class discussions about oral and anal sex just how do you propose to stop the magazines from getting out there?

No point in complaining unless you have an answer. You just have to deal with it best you can. In here I can make a joke of it. With my daughters I did not blow my top but calmly explained and answered their questions.  At the end of the day, IMHO, the knowledgable and trusted daughter is the one least likely to experiment or be "led astray".
:lalalala

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Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Bar Wench on July 02, 2008, 03:52:53 PM
I don't think Miss Piggy is old enough for him to have gained perspective yet.
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 03:58:29 PM
OK. Let's leave it there. Owners and publishers of such magazines should be flogged on that we can agree. Whilst we are at it lets also flog all the b@st@rd left wing right-on politicians who fail to control these things and include in the general flogging readers of the Guardian and anyone who lives in Islington.

Actually although people disliked the now abolished censorship of newspapers, books and magazines under the Lord Chamberlain's Office it had a great deal to commend it.
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Snoopy on July 02, 2008, 03:59:28 PM
I don't think Miss Piggy is old enough for him to have gained perspective yet.

Nah ~ he was being protective and that is commendable. So was I with my kids, we just went about it differently is all.
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2008, 04:52:40 PM
I'm possibly the only one that remembers this but More magazine used to have a feature called position of the fortnight. Some girl left hers on the train a few weeks ago and I was flicking through it and they've started repeating them!

 eeek:
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2008, 09:22:33 AM
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July 2008, Position of the Month
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Bar Wench on July 03, 2008, 09:29:17 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2008, 12:03:22 PM
There is an occasional debate about the distinction between education and training.The distinction is simple. If your daughter comes home from school and tells you they are doing "sex education" then you are pleased. If, on the other hand, she says they are starting "sex training" you are not.

If you recognise the distinction then you know the difference!
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 09, 2008, 10:50:48 AM
There's hope for you yet Snoops!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7494731.stm
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2008, 11:36:06 AM
 cussing: I'm only sixty!  cussing:














Well sixty one on Friday
Title: Re: Sex diseases 'double in over-45s'
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2008, 11:39:21 AM
BIRTHDAY ALERT

Must take him a rocket or similar. Or have a whip round for some Viagra































Same thing really  noooo: