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Title: Children's Insults!
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2008, 12:17:31 PM

http://www.tes.co.uk/section/staffroom/thread.aspx?story_id=2638526&path=/behaviour/&threadPage=1&messagePage=1 (http://www.tes.co.uk/section/staffroom/thread.aspx?story_id=2638526&path=/behaviour/&threadPage=1&messagePage=1)

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Heard this one off another colleague, several years ago now. Girl one: " Your Mum's a sl*g and she shops at Netto!" Girl two " She does not shop at Netto" Cue fight!! 

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Title: Re: Children's Insults!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 01, 2008, 12:44:13 PM

Quote from: Nick on July 01, 2008, 12:17:31 PM

http://www.tes.co.uk/section/staffroom/thread.aspx?story_id=2638526&path=/behaviour/&threadPage=1&messagePage=1 (http://www.tes.co.uk/section/staffroom/thread.aspx?story_id=2638526&path=/behaviour/&threadPage=1&messagePage=1)

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Heard this one off another colleague, several years ago now. Girl one: " Your Mum's a sl*g and she shops at Netto!" Girl two " She does not shop at Netto" Cue fight!! 

 eeek:
 

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"So! your mum's so old her fanny's haunted!"

 happy001 happy001 happy001

Title: Re: Children's Insults!
Post by: Nick on July 01, 2008, 12:45:28 PM

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" your mum's so wrinkly, she has to screw her hat on!"