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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on June 23, 2008, 01:25:59 PM
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In the days before viagra maybe i needed some 'assistance'. After all they've always said its amazing what you can do with a couple of toilet roll inners and some sticky back plastic
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May the fleas of a thousand reindeer rest in your codpiece Captain Calamity cussing:
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eeek:
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May the fleas of a thousand reindeer rest in your codpiece Captain Calamity cussing:
Does that help too? eeek:
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Help what? Genetically modified sex?
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Well Nick has to have been genetically modified at some point. No normal person can be such a disaster magnet without some kind of outside influence whistle:
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Alien Abduction ~ Anal Probe
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Hum yes, Mrs TG and I were just saying, "our Nick he seems an interesting kinda bloke, wonder what he looks like..............................."
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Well ~ he would tell you he is tall, has blonde curls, is well spoken and highly educated but since he is a modest sort of chap I have said it for him (and he can pay me tomorrow)
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Hum yes, Mrs TG and I were just saying, "our Nick he seems an interesting kinda bloke, wonder what he looks like..............................."
Did i? whistle:
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pfffffffff that's a shame, cannot speak for Mrs TG but don't go for blondes myself..................
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Hum yes, Mrs TG and I were just saying, "our Nick he seems an interesting kinda bloke, wonder what he looks like..............................."
Just imagine the 5th horseman of the apocalypse and you'll know what he looks like whistle:
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5th horsemane of the whatty?
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Apocalypse, end of the world. Also known as Armageddon, as in 'Arma geddon out of here' A common cry heard around Nick. point:
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He also has a beard.
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this is very naughty thread see what amazon advertising such filth Angry9:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B001A3FLVO?tag=virtualpub-21&camp=2202&creative=7750&linkCode=op1&creativeASIN=B001A3FLVO&adid=1FKG7Y576S31HF1VQAWE&
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Blame Nick he started the thread. I just tried derailing it whistle:
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You've got to get the elephant off the trampoline first. point:
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That's easy, tie the trampoline to 2 very fast cars. Wait till its airborne and then have them hit the gas. whistle:
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Ouch!
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Mrs TG, you've shocked me, wait until Mr TG finds out you ordered that book........... whistle:
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Nick can catch them eveilgrin:
Mrs TG, you've shocked me, wait until Mr TG finds out you ordered that book........... whistle:
We all thought Mrs TG was as pure as the driven snow eeek:
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Nick can catch them eveilgrin:
Mrs TG, you've shocked me, wait until Mr TG finds out you ordered that book........... whistle:
We all thought Mrs TG was as pure as the driven snow eeek:
She was ~ but she kinda drifted. eyes:
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Nick can catch them eveilgrin:
Mrs TG, you've shocked me, wait until Mr TG finds out you ordered that book........... whistle:
We all thought Mrs TG was as pure as the driven snow eeek:
She was ~ but she kinda drifted. eyes:
Led astray if you ask me! Married to TG.
So this Nick, any pics? I quite like blonde blokes. ;D
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Nick can catch them eveilgrin:
Mrs TG, you've shocked me, wait until Mr TG finds out you ordered that book........... whistle:
We all thought Mrs TG was as pure as the driven snow eeek:
She was ~ but she kinda drifted. eyes:
Led astray if you ask me! Married to TG.
So this Nick, any pics? I quite like blonde blokes. ;D
cloud9:
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Nick can catch them eveilgrin:
Mrs TG, you've shocked me, wait until Mr TG finds out you ordered that book........... whistle:
We all thought Mrs TG was as pure as the driven snow eeek:
She was ~ but she kinda drifted. eyes:
Led astray if you ask me! Married to TG.
So this Nick, any pics? I quite like blonde blokes. ;D
cloud9:
BM is a blonde!!! Now where's me list of blonde jokes! lol:
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Nick can catch them eveilgrin:
Mrs TG, you've shocked me, wait until Mr TG finds out you ordered that book........... whistle:
We all thought Mrs TG was as pure as the driven snow eeek:
She was ~ but she kinda drifted. eyes:
Led astray if you ask me! Married to TG.
So this Nick, any pics? I quite like blonde blokes. ;D
cloud9:
BM is a blonde!!! Now where's me list of blonde jokes! lol:
Actually, more, um... silver... whistle:
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Nick can catch them eveilgrin:
Mrs TG, you've shocked me, wait until Mr TG finds out you ordered that book........... whistle:
We all thought Mrs TG was as pure as the driven snow eeek:
She was ~ but she kinda drifted. eyes:
Led astray if you ask me! Married to TG.
So this Nick, any pics? I quite like blonde blokes. ;D
cloud9:
BM is a blonde!!! Now where's me list of blonde jokes! lol:
Actually, more, um... silver... whistle:
That's ok! Silver is distinguished on blokes but not so good on laydees! ;)
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Nick can catch them eveilgrin:
Mrs TG, you've shocked me, wait until Mr TG finds out you ordered that book........... whistle:
We all thought Mrs TG was as pure as the driven snow eeek:
She was ~ but she kinda drifted. eyes:
Led astray if you ask me! Married to TG.
So this Nick, any pics? I quite like blonde blokes. ;D
cloud9:
BM is a blonde!!! Now where's me list of blonde jokes! lol:
Actually, more, um... silver... whistle:
That's ok! Silver is distinguished on blokes but not so good on laydees! ;)
They call me The Silver Fox... eyes:
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Silver fox???? I heard it was sly fox..................................... eyes:
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Silver fox???? I heard it was sly fox..................................... eyes:
eyes: eyes: eyes:
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Its not silver BM, just an optical illusion caused by light reflecting off your chromedome whistle:
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What does he use to polish that I wonder? Bee's wax?? whistle:
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Dunno but his barber charges him a search fee.
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Jealous boys? eyes:
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I admit it, I'm jealous. I wish my hair would all fall out so the top of my head looks like a boiled egg whistle:
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Torpedo!
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Would have said torpedo but as there is a water shortage in cyprus I wasnt sure he'd know what one looks like whistle:
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shrugs:
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Tsk, tsk... noooo:
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A relation?
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I understand they get on swimmingly.
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tunble:
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razz:
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I would have said a school photo except its in colour whistle:
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I'm not bald tho... in fact I don't think Goodhuw is either - he shaves his... unlike Nick point:
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I'm not bald tho... in fact I don't think Goodhuw is either - he shaves his... unlike Nick point:
No you are not bald. A little sparse on top perhaps but I will defend the "I'm not bald" story.
As for Duncan Goodhew Duncan Goodhew is one of the world's most respected and instantly recognizable athletes. The twin misfortunes of losing his hair when he was 10 years old and being dyslexic spurred Duncan on to win the Bronze Gold Medal in the 4 x 100 Meter’s Medley Relay at the Moscow Olympics.
Given what he has achieved perhaps you would be better off without what hair remains?
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doh:
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doh:
Do stop rubbbing it off ~ what's left won't last forever you know.
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I'm not bald tho... in fact I don't think Goodhuw is either - he shaves his... unlike Nick point:
I saw him in Crystal Palace yonks ago and didn't even have eyelashes or brows! Can't get much more baldy, in fact BM you're practically a bush of hair compared! ;D
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Pubes?
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I'm not bald tho... in fact I don't think Goodhuw is either - he shaves his... unlike Nick point:
I saw him in Crystal Palace yonks ago and didn't even have eyelashes or brows! Can't get much more baldy, in fact BM you're practically a bush of hair compared! ;D
Thanks you! whistle:
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Pubes?
I understand most competition swimmers shave their body hair before competing as they claim it traps air bubbles and slows them down. As for Mr Goodhew ~ his hair loss was from his head, including eyebrows etc but not the rest of his body. I saw him interviewed once and the question was asked ~ if a little more delicately that Nick would have.
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I'm not bald tho... in fact I don't think Goodhuw is either - he shaves his... unlike Nick point:
I saw him in Crystal Palace yonks ago and didn't even have eyelashes or brows! Can't get much more baldy, in fact BM you're practically a bush of hair compared! ;D
Thanks you! whistle:
Compared to an egg a gooseberry looks hairy point:
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I'm not bald tho... in fact I don't think Goodhuw is either - he shaves his... unlike Nick point:
I saw him in Crystal Palace yonks ago and didn't even have eyelashes or brows! Can't get much more baldy, in fact BM you're practically a bush of hair compared! ;D
Thanks you! whistle:
Compared to an egg a gooseberry looks hairy point:
Banghead
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I'm not bald tho... in fact I don't think Goodhuw is either - he shaves his... unlike Nick point:
No you are not bald. A little sparse on top perhaps but I will defend the "I'm not bald" story.
Not yet anyway! eveilgrin:
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I would have said a school photo except its in colour whistle:
Did he go to an all white school as well?
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Well ~ it wasn't too bad.
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Well ~ it wasn't too bad.
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I would have said a school photo except its in colour whistle:
Did he go to an all white school as well?
The Michael Barrymore School for Young Gentlemen? whistle:
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I would have said a school photo except its in colour whistle:
Did he go to an all white school as well?
The Michael Barrymore School for Young Gentlemen? whistle:
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I would have said a school photo except its in colour whistle:
Did he go to an all white school as well?
The Michael Barrymore School for Young Gentlemen? whistle:
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