The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Just One More on June 21, 2008, 11:38:09 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE Banghead
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And we have a "Special Relationship" with these people? ........... angry041:
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Reincarnated!
happy001
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What a comfort to know the man on the Clapham Omnibus would have got all the right answers. noooo:
"Blair is an actor" sounded plausible.
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What seems like a lifetime ago I was in Chicago and was asked where I was from. I replied England.
"Oh, that's a lovely place. I kinda thought so from your accent; I bet you're from Boston, New England, right?"
doh: It doesn't get any better, does it.
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I was in America back in February, snowed in, in fact, in a little place (if there is such a thing in America) called New Berlin, close to Milwaukee. I was lukcy (or unclucky) enough to share the lift with the cleaner one day, now being English and living in Rotterdam, I guess I might be quite cosmopolitan, but anyway this cleaner guy must have released there were a number of non American staying in the hotel, and said to me: "so ya all come from Wisconsin then?" "No" say I, "I come from England, "so" says he, "ya all flew here from England?" "No", say I "I all flew here from Holland", "Holland" says he, "where is that?" "The Netherlands" say I, "The Netherlands" says he, "where's that?" scared2: "Well" say I, "it's a small country real close to Germany", ""so that is over seas then?" says he.
Worrying, very worrying noooo:
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I was talking to a Dutch woman the other day, somehow we got onto optimism and a glass being half full or half empty…
She insisted the glass was ‘half full of empty…’ rubschin:
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"Of" means "or" in Dutch, so she was probably saying the glass was half full or empty razz: Stupid foreigners who cannot speak good English eh?????? eyes:
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"Of" means "or" in Dutch, so she was probably saying the glass was half full or empty razz: Stupid foreigners who cannot speak good English eh?????? eyes:
Stupid English who can't speak good English whistle:
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I was in Texas once and fell into conversation with some chap. He asked where I was from. When I said England he said "Oh, I don't speak English" and went away rubschin:
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I was in Texas once and fell into conversation with some chap. He asked where I was from. When I said England he said "Oh, I don't speak English" and went away rubschin:
Sometimes any excuse will do whistle:
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happy100