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Title: Some people take football far too seriously
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2008, 10:21:15 AM
And to think Truro used to be a nice place where bugger all ever happened.  eeek:

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Police in Cornwall are checking local hospitals to try to find an arsonist who threw a petrol bomb at Truro City chairman Kevin Heaney's car.

The Mercedes, which was parked outside Mr Heaney's house, suffered £1,500 worth of damage to it in the attack in Lemon Street on Thursday evening.

Officers are looking for a man in his 20s wearing motorcycle gear.

He is believed to have set fire to his own hair in the attack and police say he is likely to be scarred.

Detectives particularly want to hear from local hospitals and doctors' surgeries who may have treated the man, who also damaged a garage door at the multi-millionaire property developer's home during the attack.

The suspected assailant rode off on a black and yellow motorbike.

Nobody else was hurt in the attack.
Title: Re: Some people take football far too seriously
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 20, 2008, 10:29:36 AM
Officers are looking for a man in his 20s wearing motorcycle gear.

He is believed to have set fire to his own hair in the attack and police say he is likely to be scarred


Now why didn't he leave his crash helmet on? IDIOT.
Title: Re: Some people take football far too seriously
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 20, 2008, 10:36:30 AM
Police in Cornwall are checking local hospitals to try to find an arsonist who threw a petrol bomb at Truro City chairman Kevin Heaney's car.
Detectives particularly want to hear from local hospitals and doctors' surgeries who may have treated the man, who also damaged a garage door at the multi-millionaire property developer's home during the attack.

Don't you love the press..... tried to blow up a car but worse than that he damaged the garage door.  noooo:
Title: Re: Some people take football far too seriously
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2008, 01:01:32 PM
Well you can't have a building in the expensive part of Truro disfigured by fire damage Miss D  noooo:
Title: Re: Some people take football far too seriously
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2008, 03:24:22 PM
You can't have a building in the expensive part of Truro.

Let me help you there.

"Truro: 8 bedroom Poldark mansion in 5 acres, own tin mine and subsidence, clotted cream store and incest room, £175 ONO"
Title: Re: Some people take football far too seriously
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2008, 10:14:56 PM
You can't have a building in the expensive part of Truro.

Let me help you there.

"Truro: 8 bedroom Poldark mansion in 5 acres, own tin mine and subsidence, clotted cream store and incest room, £175 ONO"

Double that and then add 5 zeros on the end and you'd be close to an acceptable offer from the bottom end of the scale  noooo: