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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2008, 11:02:53 AM
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Fifth human foot found in Canada (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7458468.stm)
What does the panel think? rubschin:
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Darwin was right.
Three more and we have a human octopus!
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Dexter!
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4 x dexter, 1 x sinister rubschin:
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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que
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4 x dexter, 1 x sinister rubschin:
lol: lol:
Ah yes. The famous Roman Legion war veterans hopscotch and Morris dancing club.
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We had Morris Dancers here last ngiht.
I shouted at them to go away.ANd would they? noooo:
Bastards!
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OK...shall I do the Morris dancer joke for those old enough to remember it...it's clean?
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Why not? tunble:
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'Cos it is a crap joke.
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Nuffin else to do have we? tunble:
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Au contraire.
I have the scabby bits of athlete's foot to pick out from twixt my toes.
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Au contraire.
I have the scabby bits of athlete's foot to pick out from twixt my toes.
sick2:
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And now.... a sixth eeek:
Another human foot has washed up on Canada's shoreline, the second in a week and the sixth in the past year.
Police said the foot was spotted on a beach on the Pacific coast of British Columbia near Vancouver. Like four of the previous five found, it was a right foot encased in a running shoe.
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Octopus soon!
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Have they done DNA tests?
Are all the feet from the same person?
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Being careful about how I say this, it appears that none of the feet is from the same person apart from the fact that singly, each of the feet is from one person. Got that?
rubschin: The mystery continues.
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Being careful about how I say this, it appears that none of the feet is from the same person apart from the fact that singly, each of the feet is from one person. Got that?
rubschin: The mystery continues.
No.
Step back a bit - this is Canada and all they understand is bad lager, lumberjacking and moose-fu(king. Are we sure that Heather McCartney-Mills hasn't been swimming in the area and lost bits of her prosthetics?
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More likely tsunami victims
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Now you are just being silly :-)
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Equally odd in this story is what they're not saying.
What brand of trainer?
Sold in which country?
What's the foot size?
Pink, fluffy, girly trainer or butch, macho bloke's trainer?
What's the ethnicity of the feet then?
So many questions, so little time... rubschin:
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Equally odd in this story is what they're not saying.
What brand of trainer?
Sold in which country?
What's the foot size?
Pink, fluffy, girly trainer or butch, macho bloke's trainer?
What's the ethnicity of the feet then?
So many questions, so little time... rubschin:
Absolutely.
Were they all Left or Right?
Were the nails painted?
Did they have Verrucas
Were the toes hairy
Did they have TMR scabby bits?
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My scabby bits are my own and I would thank you not to suggest otherwise DS
:-)
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Were they all Left or Right?
The current count is 5 x dexter, 1 x sinister, which is just over halfway to the percentage of righthanders to lefthanders. Hope that helps DS ;)
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Left handers are gods.
End of.
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Left handers are gods.
End of.
happy088
And if you can't see the emoticon that's a thumbs up with my LEFT hand!
Sinister rules! spider:
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Various theories are being advanced. Tsunami victims is one. Another is that the remains are from an aircrash or ship sinking. Given the way those yellow ducks have travelled the world's oceans the feet could have come from anywhere. One idea is that the feet have survived because of the trainers which have the usual cushion soles. These, it is said, contain lots of air bubbles which is why the feet have not sunk to the bottom of the oceans and been devoured with the rest of the bodies but have floated around near or on the surface until coming ashore.
I shall be interested to read the results of DNA tests etc which should establish many answers but as far as I am aware they Canadian authorities have not yet said if the feet are white, black, asian or whatever.
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I hate feet. evil:
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Clearly something sinister is afoot.
redface:I resisted it for 2 days but the voices were too strong. . .
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Clearly something sinister is afoot.
redface:I resisted it for 2 days but the voices were too strong. . .
drumroll: Wahey!
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Clearly something sinister is afoot.
redface:I resisted it for 2 days but the voices were too strong. . .
You did very well... I applaud you...
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Well someone had to say it. ;)
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And now.... a sixth eeek:
Another human foot has washed up on Canada's shoreline, the second in a week and the sixth in the past year.
Police said the foot was spotted on a beach on the Pacific coast of British Columbia near Vancouver. Like four of the previous five found, it was a right foot encased in a running shoe.
But wait...
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1319609,00.html
...still 3 feet short of an octopus. rubschin:
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This story will run and run (despite having no legs) ;)
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drumroll:
And I noticed we're back down to five confused:
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And now.... a sixth eeek:
Another human foot has washed up on Canada's shoreline, the second in a week and the sixth in the past year.
Police said the foot was spotted on a beach on the Pacific coast of British Columbia near Vancouver. Like four of the previous five found, it was a right foot encased in a running shoe.
But wait...
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1319609,00.html
...still 3 feet short of an octopus. rubschin:
How long is an octopus?
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And now.... a sixth eeek:
Another human foot has washed up on Canada's shoreline, the second in a week and the sixth in the past year.
Police said the foot was spotted on a beach on the Pacific coast of British Columbia near Vancouver. Like four of the previous five found, it was a right foot encased in a running shoe.
But wait...
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1319609,00.html
...still 3 feet short of an octopus. rubschin:
How long is an octopus?
Octopii are all 8 feet long. Well known fact.
Ergo : we need 3 more feet. happy088
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Most of the feet have been encased in size 12 shoes. That is not an average size (unless your name is Nick I suspect)
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Most of the feet have been encased in size 12 shoes. That is not an average size (unless your name is Nick I suspect)
Have I told you I hate feet?
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Most of the feet have been encased in size 12 shoes. That is not an average size (unless your name is Nick I suspect)
Have I told you I hate feet?
So far 3 size 12, one size ten and one ladies (presumably an 8 but she will only admit to taking a 6)
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Most of the feet have been encased in size 12 shoes. That is not an average size (unless your name is Nick I suspect)
Have I told you I hate feet?
So far 3 size 12, one size ten and one ladies (presumably an 8 but she will only admit to taking a 6)
Thats just the shoes, what about the bastard feet! cussing:
Feet are bad enought when they are attached to people. Now we have to worry about detached, ocean going feet. I can't cope. No wonder I drink. cry:
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Most of the feet have been encased in size 12 shoes. That is not an average size (unless your name is Nick I suspect)
Have I told you I hate feet?
So far 3 size 12, one size ten and one ladies (presumably an 8 but she will only admit to taking a 6)
Thats just the shoes, what about the bastard feet! cussing:
Feet are bad enought when they are attached to people. Now we have to worry about detached, ocean going feet. I can't cope. No wonder I drink. cry:
I think the assumption is that the feet within the shoes are of the right size to fill the shoes, or they were until the flesh fell off.
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Most of the feet have been encased in size 12 shoes. That is not an average size (unless your name is Nick I suspect)
Have I told you I hate feet?
So far 3 size 12, one size ten and one ladies (presumably an 8 but she will only admit to taking a 6)
Thats just the shoes, what about the bastard feet! cussing:
Feet are bad enought when they are attached to people. Now we have to worry about detached, ocean going feet. I can't cope. No wonder I drink. cry:
My darling you love my feet point:
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Oh Yes! This is something we didn't know about TG lol:
BMs foot/shoe fetish is well documented but until now he thought his was a lonely existence.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.problemsolvers.co.za%2FSexy%2520Feet%2520Lesley%2520Lissack.jpg&hash=3a73fe6688913a8e2feb54c057b847766c387457)
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evil:
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evil: evil:
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point:
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sleep017
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Oh Yes! This is something we didn't know about TG lol:
BMs foot/shoe fetish is well documented but until now he thought his was a lonely existence.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.problemsolvers.co.za%2FSexy%2520Feet%2520Lesley%2520Lissack.jpg&hash=3a73fe6688913a8e2feb54c057b847766c387457)
Now I am confused. I thought BM had a thing about womens feet.
Then you post a photo of his feet with painted nails and high heels.
Are you now telling us he likes to "dress up"? rubschin:
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;) whistle:
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noooo:
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Getting vaguely back on topic wasnt Nick on holiday in Canada a while ago........ scared2:
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Getting vaguely back on topic wasnt Nick on holiday in Canada a while ago........ scared2:
eeek: Blimey - case solved! eeek:
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Clearly the police are stumped.
with apologies to the News Quiz for that one!
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Maybe its just a coincidence but could this be more widespread and cause the disembodied feet?
What do you do when you see a suspect package? Run like hell and call the police.
What do the Canadians do? Pick it up and carry it to the police station scaring the hell out of the mounties. happy001
Darwin at work perchance?
CALGARY, Alberta (Reuters) - Canadian military and police are investigating after a package containing a brand new hand grenade, belonging to the army, was found in a suburban backyard, police said on Monday.
A woman in the Western Canadian city of Edmonton, Alberta, discovered the suspicious package on Sunday and took it to her local police station, where officers told her to carefully place it on the lawn.
Police called in the bomb squad, which determined the item was a grenade, still in its packaging and belonging to the Canadian military.
The technicians made sure the package was secure and called military personnel in to dispose of the ordnance.
"It is quite unusual for someone to find a grenade in their backyard, especially one that hasn't been spent," Edmonton police spokeswoman Patrycia Chalupczynska said.
"We want to advise people that if they ever do find something suspicious-looking, they shouldn't touch it -- just leave it alone and call police."
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rubschin: There is something about Canada that is amusing ~ in a sort of Belgian way.
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Apart from the chocolate