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Title: Snoopy beware!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 16, 2008, 09:13:04 AM: Not sure if you have street cleaners in leek-munch land, but

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7456051.stm

happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: TG on June 16, 2008, 09:15:27 AM: That made me larf. redface:
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 09:20:47 AM: Saw it earlier and p*ssed myself.
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 16, 2008, 10:57:29 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 09:20:47 AM
Saw it earlier and p*ssed myself.

Have you never been sucked off the street then?
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Mozo on June 16, 2008, 11:25:48 AM: When I were a boy, all day suckers ... mmmmmmmm !
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Nick on June 16, 2008, 11:54:09 AM: Oh no, aren't you in your box yet?
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 12:11:07 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 16, 2008, 10:57:29 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 09:20:47 AM
Saw it earlier and p*ssed myself.

Have you never been sucked off the street then?

No but I once stood close to the edge of the platform at Waterloo ~ my mother said "Don't stand there or a Tube will come along and suck you off. Over the years I must have spent fvcking hours standing as close to the edge of the platform as I could but it never happened. noooo:
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: TG on June 16, 2008, 12:13:43 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 16, 2008, 11:54:09 AM
Oh no, aren't you in your box yet?

It would seem not. confused:
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Just One More on June 16, 2008, 12:23:57 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 12:11:07 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 16, 2008, 10:57:29 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 09:20:47 AM
Saw it earlier and p*ssed myself.

Have you never been sucked off the street then?

No but I once stood close to the edge of the platform at Waterloo ~ my mother said "Don't stand there or a Tube will come along and suck you off. Over the years I must have spent fvcking hours standing as close to the edge of the platform as I could but it never happened. noooo:

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Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 02:00:27 PM: See ~ Mother always knows best lol:
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2008, 01:18:38 PM: Where is the old dog today rubschin:
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2008, 01:32:14 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2008, 01:18:38 PM
Where is the old dog today rubschin:
I dunno... rubschin:
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Snoopy on June 17, 2008, 02:05:25 PM: Bin Busy!
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2008, 02:06:38 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on June 17, 2008, 02:05:25 PM
Bin Busy!
He is back! worthy:
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2008, 02:08:15 PM: Shagging I spect noooo: lol:
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Snoopy on June 17, 2008, 02:15:09 PM: Nope ~ feeling ill (irregular heart beat) so stayed in bed with research (Family History) files and sorted them out. Still feeling shite but SWMBO has gone to work so someone has to collect children from school and stuff.
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2008, 02:24:37 PM: Not shagging but shagged out.

A parent cannot take the time to be ill.
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Snoopy on June 17, 2008, 02:26:24 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2008, 02:24:37 PM
Not shagging but shagged out.

A parent cannot take the time to be ill.

'cactly evil:
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 17, 2008, 06:39:42 PM: Look after yourself, Snoops. Your health is more important, let the others work round you this time.
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Snoopy on June 17, 2008, 06:41:05 PM: Thanks TMR but it doesn't always work that way.
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 17, 2008, 07:04:16 PM: Must I whack you with a rolled up newspaper?

Do as you are told.
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Snoopy on June 17, 2008, 07:12:16 PM: Yasum Bass!
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 17, 2008, 07:16:47 PM: Wise move. You nagged me, now it's my turn.
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Snoopy on June 17, 2008, 07:18:37 PM: ;D
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2008, 07:50:40 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 17, 2008, 07:16:47 PM
Wise move. You nagged me, now it's my turn.
lol:
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Bar Wench on June 18, 2008, 07:52:11 AM: How you feeling today?
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2008, 08:04:36 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on June 18, 2008, 07:52:11 AM
How you feeling today?
Fine thanks... cloud9:
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: TG on June 18, 2008, 08:05:36 AM: Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2008, 08:04:36 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 18, 2008, 07:52:11 AM
How you feeling today?
Fine thanks... cloud9:

noooo:
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Snoopy on June 18, 2008, 08:06:30 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on June 18, 2008, 07:52:11 AM
How you feeling today?

Much better thank you.
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2008, 08:08:43 AM: Quote from: TG on June 18, 2008, 08:05:36 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2008, 08:04:36 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 18, 2008, 07:52:11 AM
How you feeling today?
Fine thanks... cloud9:

noooo:
What? shrugs:
Title: Re: Snoopy beware!
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2008, 08:35:23 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on June 18, 2008, 08:06:30 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 18, 2008, 07:52:11 AM
How you feeling today?

Much better thank you.

Grate some Ginseng over his Winalot and all is restored. QED