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Title: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2008, 05:48:40 AM
Bank holiday today here in Cyprus - we are going to the beach...  cloud9:











No, look it up yourselves you lazy sods
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 05:50:41 AM
Looks, phonetically at least, as if it is something to do with Mr Nick.  eeek:


Anyway ~ have a happy one.
















How can you have a celebration of the Flood when you have no water today?
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2008, 05:51:13 AM
Looks, phonetically at least, as if it is something to do with Mr Nick.  eeek:
Could be...  whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 05:54:00 AM
Looks, phonetically at least, as if it is something to do with Mr Nick.  eeek:
Could be...  whistle:

See edit to previous  whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2008, 05:57:55 AM
Looks, phonetically at least, as if it is something to do with Mr Nick.  eeek:
Could be...  whistle:

See edit to previous  whistle:
That is a very good question…

Normally we throw thousands of gallons of water around… today the village has an ‘off’ day so it will be interesting indeed to see what happens…
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 05:59:43 AM
Looks, phonetically at least, as if it is something to do with Mr Nick.  eeek:
Could be...  whistle:

See edit to previous  whistle:
That is a very good question…

Normally we throw thousands of gallons of water around… today the village has an ‘off’ day so it will be interesting indeed to see what happens…

Throw sea water or wring out more goats.
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2008, 06:02:56 AM
Looks, phonetically at least, as if it is something to do with Mr Nick.  eeek:
Could be...  whistle:

See edit to previous  whistle:
That is a very good question…

Normally we throw thousands of gallons of water around… today the village has an ‘off’ day so it will be interesting indeed to see what happens…

Throw sea water or wring out more goats.
Or throw wet goats?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 06:08:43 AM
Anyway ~ have fun. I shall be taking my car for its annual service, hanging around for a couple of hours for it to be done and collecting it again. After that SWMBO wants a trip to the farm shop to restock the freezers and that is about the extent of my excitement for the day.

 tunble:
P'raps I shall just have to tease Wenchy and make her  angry041:
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 06:10:27 AM
Morning TG  tunble:
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Mrs TG on June 16, 2008, 07:24:27 AM
Morning TG  tunble:

Good morning he buggered off to work.
me off to town with Mrs S an new baba, gona have nice brekkie while we there.
cant beleive i am up such a early hour on day off, dam birds and sun shining in bedroom!
 eyes:
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 07:34:31 AM
 rubschin: He was here when I said it.

So ~ off to town and a nice brekky eh? Bet that won't be the £2.99 full english with mug of tea and two slices of toast at the greasy spoon .. I suspect cream buns and expensive coffee somewhere.
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 16, 2008, 07:35:19 AM
Morning all, Happy Kataklysmos to Cyprus (any excuse for a holiday I see)

Another dull day in the office for me I expect.  whacky068
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: TG on June 16, 2008, 07:35:35 AM
Morning TG  tunble:

Mornin.  sleep017
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2008, 07:36:57 AM
Morning everybody...  ;D
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Mrs TG on June 16, 2008, 07:37:03 AM
rubschin: He was here when I said it.

So ~ off to town and a nice brekky eh? Bet that won't be the £2.99 full english with mug of tea and two slices of toast at the greasy spoon .. I suspect cream buns and expensive coffee somewhere.


OOoooooopppps caught in the act..well it not everyday! its not greasy old transport cafe, will be a one of them well established pub chains, but food is ok!  rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 16, 2008, 07:48:39 AM
Our Interweb was broken this morning and the modem thingy was all flashing lights and no action.

While Mrs DS (#3) grumbled about 'getting a man in'  rubschin: I was undaunted by all the modern technology and applied the ancient rite of 'unplug and count to ten'.

On reconnecting, it all worked, I am a hero.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 07:51:20 AM
 happ096
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 16, 2008, 07:52:29 AM
That's what the I.T. man would have done as well. It's just reinitialising it ~ often works  rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 07:53:49 AM
That's what the I.T. man would have done as well. It's just reinitialising it ~ often works  rubschin:

True ~ but the vet would have charged money for the call out.
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2008, 07:55:18 AM
Mrs DS (#3) seems very keen to get a man in...  rubschin:

Noticed any boxes of OMO in the kitchen cupboard?  whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 16, 2008, 08:02:59 AM
Mrs DS (#3) seems very keen to get a man in...  rubschin:

Noticed any boxes of OMO in the kitchen cupboard?  whistle:

As long as they stay in the cupboard DS is ok.
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 16, 2008, 08:21:16 AM
That's what the I.T. man would have done as well. It's just reinitialising it ~ often works  rubschin:

It's what I do...and you'd be surprised how much you can get paid just to switch things off and on again   redface:
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Landlady on June 16, 2008, 08:41:23 AM
Because of the BH here today (Wet Monday) the CYTA connection is breaking at the seams cos all the kiddy winkies I guess are on too  evil:

How come we run a satellite broadband business and are still using this 'shite' CYTA service BM ???
     
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2008, 08:45:24 AM
Because of the BH here today (Wet Monday) the CYTA connection is breaking at the seams cos all the kiddy winkies I guess are on too  evil:

How come we run a satellite broadband business and are still using this 'shite' CYTA service BM ???
     
rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Bar Wench on June 16, 2008, 08:50:45 AM
That is a terribly good question!
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2008, 08:51:58 AM
That is a terribly good question!
Cost mostly...  whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Bar Wench on June 16, 2008, 08:53:50 AM
Never trust a salesman who doesn't use his own product!  ;)
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Landlady on June 16, 2008, 09:00:51 AM
Never trust a salesman who doesn't use his own product!  ;)

Particulalry if even they think it's too expensive - dammed dammed and treble dammed I think  ::)
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Bar Wench on June 16, 2008, 09:05:25 AM
Never trust a salesman who doesn't use his own product!  ;)

Particulalry if even they think it's too expensive - dammed dammed and treble dammed I think  ::)

Pretty much! Let us just hope that that isn't what he says when he is out and about!
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2008, 09:08:02 AM
Never trust a salesman who doesn't use his own product!  ;)

Particulalry if even they think it's too expensive - dammed dammed and treble dammed I think  ::)

Pretty much! Let us just hope that that isn't what he says when he is out and about!
I shouldn't say that then?  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Bar Wench on June 16, 2008, 09:20:51 AM
 Banghead
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Nick on June 16, 2008, 10:57:39 AM
Shite week beckons. Pyschotherapist, effing social workers, Rounders, Saxophone exam, Werk, Tennis lessons, "Drumming Workshop"  scared2:, Piano, orchestra, Cheshire Show, more rehearsal (and all this for The Boy). I am trying to write a tender and keep losing interest  Banghead

Mrs Nick doing battle with Ofsted!
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Barman on June 16, 2008, 05:22:38 PM
I've had a briiiiillliiiaaannnnt day!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Snoopy on June 16, 2008, 05:23:35 PM
 happ096
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2008, 09:20:05 AM
Any goats involved?
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2008, 10:12:33 AM
Any goats involved?
Nope!  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2008, 10:13:17 AM
 happy100 happy100

Next time praps
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2008, 10:18:43 AM
happy100 happy100

Next time praps
p'raps...
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2008, 12:53:12 PM
I have got a week off work - yeah !!!!

The brat is off on her school trip for a week - yeah !!!!!!

Bonus arrives on Friday - yeah !!!!

Finished decorating the hall this morning.  -not so yeah - my arms ache from overstretching  cry:

Got a lunch arranged tomorrow and also dinner (very bad planning but hey two feasts in one day is not over indulgent is it ???)

Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2008, 01:02:08 PM
I have got a week off work - yeah !!!!

The brat is off on her school trip for a week - yeah !!!!!!

Bonus arrives on Friday - yeah !!!!

Finished decorating the hall this morning.  -not so yeah - my arms ache from overstretching  cry:

Got a lunch arranged tomorrow and also dinner (very bad planning but hey two feasts in one day is not over indulgent is it ???)


Yay!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2008, 01:10:35 PM
I have got a week off work - yeah !!!!

The brat is off on her school trip for a week - yeah !!!!!!

Bonus arrives on Friday - yeah !!!!

Finished decorating the hall this morning.  -not so yeah - my arms ache from overstretching  cry:

Got a lunch arranged tomorrow and also dinner (very bad planning but hey two feasts in one day is not over indulgent is it ???)



Allyou need now is a man in
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2008, 01:16:59 PM
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Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2008, 01:17:35 PM
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lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2008, 05:10:51 PM

Allyou need now is a man in

Booked in for tomorrow  ;)
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2008, 05:11:54 PM

Allyou need now is a man in

Booked in for tomorrow  ;)
eeek:
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Snoopy on June 17, 2008, 05:28:34 PM
Ah ~ You managed to find a slot to fit him in then?
Title: Re: Happy Kataklysmos
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2008, 05:33:23 PM
Ah ~ You managed to find a slot to fit him in then?
[snigger]