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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on June 11, 2008, 03:18:39 PM
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Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits
By Pam Ayres
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
When people see less of them rather than more,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
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I am sure Wenchy's are, um pert.
ANd the others too. Gravity is not a problem in here
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Give it time eveilgrin:
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Magnets.Do they werk?
Or weights?
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noooo:
Boob job! ;D
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noooo:
Blow job! ;D
eeek:
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noooo:
Blow job! ;D
eeek:
I do hope not. whistle:
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noooo:
Blow job! ;D
eeek:
As if blowing on them would help! ::)
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I'm willing to try if you like. whistle:
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I'm willing to try if you like. whistle:
Snoopy and I could take one each... whistle:
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If they'll stretch that far. whistle:
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If they'll stretch that far. whistle:
rubschin:
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Boys boys!! ::)
I don't need any blowing thank you very much, specially from randy beagles!
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Fair 'nuff ........ would you like to rub my silky ears?
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Fair 'nuff ........ would you like to rub my silky ears?
eeek: Euphemism #367 eeek:
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Fair 'nuff ........ would you like to rub my silky ears?
eeek: Euphemism #367 eeek:
whistle:
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eeek:
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No but I'll tickle your tummy! eyes:
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No but I'll tickle your tummy! eyes:
I'm on my way!
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No but I'll tickle your tummy! eyes:
I'm on my way!
Does your leg twitch when the right spot is tickled???
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No but I'll tickle your tummy! eyes:
I'm on my way!
Does your leg twitch when the right spot is tickled???
Oh YES! And you should see what twitches when the left one is tickled.
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No but I'll tickle your tummy! eyes:
I'm on my way!
Does your leg twitch when the right spot is tickled???
Oh YES! And you should see what twitches when the left one is tickled.
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drumroll:
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No but I'll tickle your tummy! eyes:
I'm on my way!
Does your leg twitch when the right spot is tickled???
Oh YES! And you should see what twitches when the left one is tickled.
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lol:
A dog of many talents!
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I don't like to boast but ..........
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Are you in season at the moment lol:
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Well there is a spring in my step.
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or is it a limp ????
eyes:
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or is it a limp ????
eyes:
Never limp (for long anyway)
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Time is all relative anyway eh !!! lol:
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Indeed and speaking of time I have to go collect kids from fencing class.
See you all tomorrow.
That's fencing as in swords ~ not garden
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or is it a limp ????
eyes:
Never limp (for long anyway)
That's the reason sales of viagra have gone through the roof lately whistle:
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Indeed and speaking of time I have to go collect kids from fencing class.
See you all tomorrow.
That's fencing as in swords ~ not garden
but not dismissing the selling of stolen goods though rubschin:
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Do you know how much a decent rapier is these days Miss D? whistle:
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Obviously swords are not my preferred weapon of choice....
but I'm sure I can source something pointed, sharp and deadly if you were interested eeek:
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Indeed and speaking of time I have to go collect kids from fencing class.
See you all tomorrow.
That's fencing as in swords ~ not garden
god snoops after all the tales you been telling us about yr darlings you let em loose with swords.... scared2:
this topic has really gone off aint it...but that poem is so so true...i wish i was 18 again whistle:
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Nothing like a bit of swash buckling to keep 'em out of the house! whistle: