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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 07:26:36 AM
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evil:
1. Yesterday afternoon the Boy got into one of his strops and ran off to the garden, locking me in the house cussing:
I had to climb out through a window evil:
Snoopy will know that even our ground floor windows are over 6 feet off the ground. I landed awkwardly and banged my chin, loosenIng a tooth and drawing blood. I can't speak properly now evil:
2. Mrs Nick has gone off to London for the day where she is being external examiner for one of the London universities. She spent most of last week reading and commenting on essays and dissertations.
She has left the whole lot here on the kitchen table. noooo:
There will be tears.
And The Boy is grounded evil:
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Oh dear... not a great start to your day then? noooo:
He needs a hobby...
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evil:
He needs a slapped arse
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evil:
He needs a slapped arse
I'm guessing that hasn't worked in the past? noooo:
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evil:
1. Yesterday afternoon the Boy got into one of his strops and ran off to the garden, locking me in the house cussing:
I had to climb out through a window evil:
Snoopy will know that even our ground floor windows are over 6 feet off the ground. I landed awkwardly and banged my chin, loosenIng a tooth and drawing blood. I can't speak properly now evil:
2. Mrs Nick has gone off to London for the day where she is being external examiner for one of the London universities. She spent most of last week reading and commenting on essays and dissertations.
She has left the whole lot here on the kitchen table. noooo:
There will be tears.
And The Boy is grounded evil:
Everything OK apart from that?
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Oh dear Nick......
start planning your exit strategy now for when your beloved returns. eeek:
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evil:
He needs a slapped arse
I'm guessing that hasn't worked in the past? noooo:
No. Not an option!
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evil:
1. Yesterday afternoon the Boy got into one of his strops and ran off to the garden, locking me in the house cussing:
I had to climb out through a window evil:
Snoopy will know that even our ground floor windows are over 6 feet off the ground. I landed awkwardly and banged my chin, loosenIng a tooth and drawing blood. I can't speak properly now evil:
2. Mrs Nick has gone off to London for the day where she is being external examiner for one of the London universities. She spent most of last week reading and commenting on essays and dissertations.
She has left the whole lot here on the kitchen table. noooo:
There will be tears.
And The Boy is grounded evil:
Everything OK apart from that?
angry041:
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evil:
1. Yesterday afternoon the Boy got into one of his strops and ran off to the garden, locking me in the house cussing:
I had to climb out through a window evil:
Snoopy will know that even our ground floor windows are over 6 feet off the ground. I landed awkwardly and banged my chin, loosenIng a tooth and drawing blood. I can't speak properly now evil:
2. Mrs Nick has gone off to London for the day where she is being external examiner for one of the London universities. She spent most of last week reading and commenting on essays and dissertations.
She has left the whole lot here on the kitchen table. noooo:
There will be tears.
And The Boy is grounded evil:
Everything OK apart from that?
angry041:
How old is this Devil child? i had one of them they soon grow out of it.. he a wonderful adult now, but not sure how he made it too adulthood though! scared2:
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9.
If he keeps his cool he may make it to 10 evil:
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9.
If he keeps his cool he may make it to 10 evil:
Been there done that! Boarding school could be a option! Does he take after his dad whistle:
failing that some regimental parenting, thats how mine survived to adulthood!
god my daughter well thats another story! Banghead
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This too is a long story.
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This too is a long story.
The joys hey... whistle:
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Perhaps the purchase of a rope ladder is something to be considered?
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Or just a rope!
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Maybe I'm missing something here but while I've heard of people locking themselves out of their homes I've never heard of someone being locked in. rubschin:
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I was!
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How? whistle:
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He locked me in!
I am surrounded by idiots!
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He locked me in!
I am surrounded by idiots!
Possibly, but we are not having locomotive hallucinations. ;)
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It's here
http://www.streetmap.co.uk/newmap.srf?x=331065&y=412170&z=3&sv=331065,412170&st=4&ar=Y&mapp=newmap.srf&searchp=newsearch.srf (http://www.streetmap.co.uk/newmap.srf?x=331065&y=412170&z=3&sv=331065,412170&st=4&ar=Y&mapp=newmap.srf&searchp=newsearch.srf)
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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He locked me in!
I am surrounded by idiots!
I too don't see how you can get locked in... unless you live in a prison... or loony bin... rubschin:
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He went out and locked the door behind him
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I am surrounded by idiots
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You only have one door? Isnt that dangerous?
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The front door was locked and the key for it was outside in my car! noooo:
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You only have one key? Isnt that dangerous? Would you like some cake? It will calm you. Restore your inner harmony etc.
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The front door was locked and the key for it was outside in my car! noooo:
You don't have a 'hidden' key inside? noooo:
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I fitted a new lock recently (see Thread: DIY Triumph)
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You only have one key? Isnt that dangerous? Would you like some cake? It will calm you. Restore your inner harmony etc.
Are you going to include a file in it? whistle:
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I fitted a new lock recently (see Thread: DIY Triumph)
What if the house caught fire? scared2:
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Quite!
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I fitted a new lock recently (see Thread: DIY Triumph)
You do know this bit is meant to be fitted on the outside?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.1stclasslocksmiths.co.uk%2FYale_lock_5_108x104.jpg&hash=66f40d6ad5940505412600558ec865d01e6a49bd)
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I fitted a new lock recently (see Thread: DIY Triumph)
You do know this bit is meant to be fitted on the outside?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.1stclasslocksmiths.co.uk%2FYale_lock_5_108x104.jpg&hash=66f40d6ad5940505412600558ec865d01e6a49bd)
happy001
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I fitted a new lock recently (see Thread: DIY Triumph)
You do know this bit is meant to be fitted on the outside?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.1stclasslocksmiths.co.uk%2FYale_lock_5_108x104.jpg&hash=66f40d6ad5940505412600558ec865d01e6a49bd)
Thanks Darwin, I was running behind on my spitting coffee over my computer quota happy001
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