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Title: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 06:30:21 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2008, 06:32:13 PM
Escaped from your cellar/patio?
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: ice and a slice on June 10, 2008, 06:35:03 PM
Blimey quick off the mark!!  I was in for a sneaky look and been discovered already!  surrender:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 06:36:42 PM
Blimey quick off the mark!!  I was in for a sneaky look and been discovered already!  surrender:
Nothing gets past us... well, not much anyway...  noooo:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: ice and a slice on June 10, 2008, 06:41:46 PM
It's a fair cop guv! 

I have to go on these secret missions you see so I disappear for long stretches of time.  Classified stuff. eyes:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 06:43:02 PM
It's a fair cop guv! 

I have to go on these secret missions you see so I disappear for long stretches of time.  Classified stuff. eyes:
You Scousers are always in prison...  noooo:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: TG on June 10, 2008, 06:44:35 PM
It's a fair cop guv! 

I have to go on these secret missions you see so I disappear for long stretches of time.  Classified stuff. eyes:
You Scousers are always in prison...  noooo:

 scared2: surrender:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 06:46:44 PM
It's a fair cop guv! 

I have to go on these secret missions you see so I disappear for long stretches of time.  Classified stuff. eyes:
You Scousers are always in prison...  noooo:

 scared2: surrender:
okay... some of them are just tagged...  whistle:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: ice and a slice on June 10, 2008, 06:47:09 PM
That's where we learn our trade. 8)

On parole for good behaviour!


Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: TG on June 10, 2008, 06:47:41 PM
It's a fair cop guv! 

I have to go on these secret missions you see so I disappear for long stretches of time.  Classified stuff. eyes:
You Scousers are always in prison...  noooo:

 scared2: surrender:
okay... some of them are just tagged...  whistle:

 Banghead
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 06:48:02 PM
That's where we learn our trade. 8)

On parole for good behaviour!



Good behaviour eh?  eyes:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: TG on June 10, 2008, 06:50:02 PM
Mrs TG is deeply offended by the anti-scouse bias on display in the pub tonight.  noooo:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: ice and a slice on June 10, 2008, 06:52:18 PM
Quite agree!  I'm from the posh end anyway!
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 06:53:14 PM
Mrs TG is deeply offended by the anti-scouse bias on display in the pub tonight.  noooo:
Oh... she won't want to see the pictures, video, etc, of the wedding and hen night then?  noooo:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: TG on June 10, 2008, 06:53:38 PM
Quite agree!  I'm from the posh end anyway!

Posh end? Where that?
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 06:54:25 PM
Quite agree!  I'm from the posh end anyway!

Posh end? Where that?
shrugs:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: TG on June 10, 2008, 06:55:01 PM
Mrs TG is deeply offended by the anti-scouse bias on display in the pub tonight.  noooo:
Oh... she won't want to see the pictures, video, etc, of the wedding and hen night then?  noooo:

Nope. Sulking.
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 06:56:41 PM
Mrs TG is deeply offended by the anti-scouse bias on display in the pub tonight.  noooo:
Oh... she won't want to see the pictures, video, etc, of the wedding and hen night then?  noooo:

Nope. Sulking.
You need to get her a little tiny kitten to cheer her up then...  whistle:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: ice and a slice on June 10, 2008, 07:02:49 PM
Quite agree!  I'm from the posh end anyway!

Posh end? Where that?

So never been to the posh end eh??   eyes:  It's where the word "work" doesn't involve red lights and cars have tyres rather than bricks.


Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Mrs TG on June 10, 2008, 07:06:05 PM
Quite agree!  I'm from the posh end anyway!


here here...dont start me on the scouse bashing,

i come from posh part of scouseland too eyes:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 07:09:45 PM
Quite agree!  I'm from the posh end anyway!


here here...dont start me on the scouse bashing,

i come from posh part of scouseland too eyes:
Which is?  shrugs:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Mrs TG on June 10, 2008, 07:11:48 PM
Quite agree!  I'm from the posh end anyway!


here here...dont start me on the scouse bashing,

i come from posh part of scouseland too eyes:
Which is?  shrugs:

Crosby...you know it well?
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 07:12:30 PM
Quite agree!  I'm from the posh end anyway!


here here...dont start me on the scouse bashing,

i come from posh part of scouseland too eyes:
Which is?  shrugs:
Crosby...you know it well?

Nope...  noooo:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: ice and a slice on June 10, 2008, 07:18:54 PM
Quite agree!  I'm from the posh end anyway!


here here...dont start me on the scouse bashing,

i come from posh part of scouseland too eyes:
Which is?  shrugs:
Crosby...you know it well?

Nope...  noooo:

Crosby, brings back memories!!  That is very posh.

Old Swan, my next door neighbour used to hang Jif lemon bottles on her ivy for decoration - classy place! 
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 07:20:51 PM
Quite agree!  I'm from the posh end anyway!


here here...dont start me on the scouse bashing,

i come from posh part of scouseland too eyes:
Which is?  shrugs:
Crosby...you know it well?

Nope...  noooo:

Crosby, brings back memories!!  That is very posh.

Old Swan, my next door neighbour used to hang Jif lemon bottles on her ivy for decoration - classy place! 
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 08:56:51 AM
I was in Formby last week.And Southport. I went to a baker's shop. It had a model railway in it.

Very odd  rubschin:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 09:01:43 AM
I was in Formby last week.And Southport. I went to a baker's shop. It had a model railway in it.

Very odd  rubschin:
Are you sure it was a baker's shop?  noooo:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 09:02:11 AM
Yes.I bought some buns!
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 09:03:06 AM
Yes.I bought some buns!
The people in the model railway shop didn't just give you some buns to get rid of you?  whistle:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 09:05:10 AM
 censored:

http://www.bizwiki.co.uk/bakery/74111/graysons-of-ainsdale.htm (http://www.bizwiki.co.uk/bakery/74111/graysons-of-ainsdale.htm)
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 09:06:58 AM
censored:

http://www.bizwiki.co.uk/bakery/74111/graysons-of-ainsdale.htm (http://www.bizwiki.co.uk/bakery/74111/graysons-of-ainsdale.htm)
So where is the model railway then?  point:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 09:07:46 AM
In the shop. You push a button to make the trains go
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 09:08:34 AM
In the shop. You push a button to make the trains go
Of course, of course...  char048
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 09:12:37 AM
I imagine someone with local knowledge can confirm this unlikely story.
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 09:18:22 AM
I imagine someone with local knowledge can confirm this unlikely story.


Quote from: Southport Echo
Lunatic demands buns from model railway shop

"We were terrified", said Bertie Magglesthwaite, the owner of the shop.

Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 09:19:07 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 09:19:36 AM
cussing:
point:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 11, 2008, 09:20:41 AM
Being scouseland I guess it's a baker for those on the Bread Line.
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: TG on June 11, 2008, 09:21:18 AM
Been there many a time. No bun shop with trains as far as I can remember. I mean the whole idea is ludicrous ain't it.  noooo:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 09:21:46 AM
I imagine someone with local knowledge can confirm this unlikely story.


Quote from: Southport Echo
Lunatic demands buns from model railway shop

"We were terrified", said Bertie Magglesthwaite, the owner of the shop.



The local rag is actually the Southport Visiter. Spelt VISITER

 noooo:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 09:21:54 AM
Being scouseland I guess it's a baker for those on the Bread Line.
drumroll:  happ096
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 09:22:25 AM
Been there many a time. No bun shop with trains as far as I can remember. I mean the whole idea is ludicrous ain't it.  noooo:

It's next to the old station! Banghead
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 09:22:30 AM
Been there many a time. No bun shop with trains as far as I can remember. I mean the whole idea is ludicrous ain't it.  noooo:
Of course it is...  noooo:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: TG on June 11, 2008, 09:24:53 AM
Been there many a time. No bun shop with trains as far as I can remember. I mean the whole idea is ludicrous ain't it.  noooo:

It's next to the old station! Banghead

Allright, calm yourself.  happy100
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 09:31:34 AM
BUT IT IS!

And they also have a lawnmower museum! So there!
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 09:31:46 AM
Been there many a time. No bun shop with trains as far as I can remember. I mean the whole idea is ludicrous ain't it.  noooo:

It's next to the old station! Banghead
Nurse!  point:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 09:32:24 AM
http://www.lawnmowerworld.co.uk/ (http://www.lawnmowerworld.co.uk/)
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 09:33:05 AM
http://www.lawnmowerworld.co.uk/ (http://www.lawnmowerworld.co.uk/)
Do they sell buns too?  whistle:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 09:33:31 AM
I don't know. I haven't been there!  Banghead
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 09:34:32 AM
I don't know. I haven't been there!  Banghead
I 'spec so...  happy100
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 11, 2008, 09:37:28 AM
Don't appear to have a model railway though.
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 09:38:27 AM
nO, THAT WOULD BE IN THE BAKER'S  Banghead
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 09:39:11 AM
nO, THAT WOULD BE IN THE BAKER'S  Banghead
The Baker sells lawnmowers now?  noooo:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 09:40:04 AM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: TG on June 11, 2008, 09:42:23 AM
nO, THAT WOULD BE IN THE BAKER'S  Banghead
The Baker sells lawnmowers now?  noooo:

I need a set of electic hedge timmers. Do the sell them?
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 09:43:01 AM
For Mrs TG's new haircut presumably!
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 09:43:40 AM
nO, THAT WOULD BE IN THE BAKER'S  Banghead
The Baker sells lawnmowers now?  noooo:

I need a set of electic hedge timmers. Do the sell them?
No, just buns bakers lawnmowers trains... Oh I dunno now?  noooo:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 09:44:16 AM
It's a baker with a train set I tell you!
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 09:47:10 AM
It's a baker with a train set I tell you!
You’re not getting confused with a bicycle?  rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcovers.lovereading4kids.co.uk%2Fgardimg%2F00%2F00d61dd8.jpg&hash=c6724a56a3333d6d5350851eed5f9d9ddb2f2970)
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 09:53:46 AM
I think I’ve worked it out!

Nick, you remember you went to London recently?

Did you go here, on the trainset like?  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F2%2F28%2FBaker_Street-Bakerloo_Line-Sherlock_Holmes.jpg%2F800px-Baker_Street-Bakerloo_Line-Sherlock_Holmes.jpg&hash=957c2eb6250fc34fc8107857dd4c92f0f19f73c9)
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 09:58:09 AM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 11, 2008, 12:01:31 PM
I imagine someone with local knowledge can confirm this unlikely story.


Quote from: Southport Echo
Lunatic demands buns from model railway shop

"We were terrified", said Bertie Magglesthwaite, the owner of the shop.



The local rag is actually the Southport Visiter. Spelt VISITER


Did it used to be called 'The Southport XP'?
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 12:02:16 PM
I imagine someone with local knowledge can confirm this unlikely story.


Quote from: Southport Echo
Lunatic demands buns from model railway shop

"We were terrified", said Bertie Magglesthwaite, the owner of the shop.



The local rag is actually the Southport Visiter. Spelt VISITER


Did it used to be called 'The Southport XP'?
drumroll:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 12:05:13 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Snoopy on June 11, 2008, 03:15:25 PM
I've been busy all day.
Looked in this morning at 6am and all was well and now I come back to this  ::)
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 03:35:31 PM
I've been busy all day.
Looked in this morning at 6am and all was well and now I come back to this  ::)
I know... what a mess...  noooo:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: TG on June 11, 2008, 03:36:03 PM
I've been busy all day.
Looked in this morning at 6am and all was well and now I come back to this  ::)
I know... what a mess...  noooo:

Nick went mad and trashed the place sir!
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 03:36:51 PM
I've been busy all day.
Looked in this morning at 6am and all was well and now I come back to this  ::)
I know... what a mess...  noooo:

Nick went mad and trashed the place sir!
I know... he was out of control today...  noooo:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: TG on June 11, 2008, 03:38:30 PM
It must be frightening when you have hallucinations in the middle of a perfectly normal day.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 03:40:04 PM
It must be frightening when you have hallucinations in the middle of a perfectly normal day.  rubschin:
Hallucinations?  rubschin:

I was thinking more of a flash-back... to a Birthday party many years ago like...  whistle:

But then again...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: TG on June 11, 2008, 03:41:18 PM
DT's. Has to be.  noooo:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 03:43:50 PM
DT's. Has to be.  noooo:
Or perhaps The Boy dropped something in his tea... before locking him in like?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: TG on June 11, 2008, 03:45:36 PM
DT's. Has to be.  noooo:
Or perhaps The Boy dropped something in his tea... before locking him in like?  rubschin:

You could be right. I think with the DT's it is massive fcuk off insects rather than trains full of cakes type visions.  scared2:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 03:49:14 PM
DT's. Has to be.  noooo:
Or perhaps The Boy dropped something in his tea... before locking him in like?  rubschin:

You could be right. I think with the DT's it is massive fcuk off insects rather than trains full of cakes type visions.  scared2:
Case Solved!  cloud9:

1. Boy drops unknown chemical substance into Nick’s tea and runs outside.

2. Nick enters bizarre hallucinogenic state and can’t find the back door.

3. Nick falls out of window and bangs head

4. Muttering incoherently, he imagines being in a bun shop with a train set (or train shop that sells buns).

 happ096
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2008, 03:58:24 PM
DT's. Has to be.  noooo:
Or perhaps The Boy dropped something in his tea... before locking him in like?  rubschin:

You could be right. I think with the DT's it is massive fcuk off insects rather than trains full of cakes type visions.  scared2:
Case Solved!  cloud9:

1. Boy drops unknown chemical substance into Nick’s tea and runs outside.

2. Nick enters bizarre hallucinogenic state and can’t find the back door.

3. Nick falls out of window and bangs head

4. Muttering incoherently, he imagines being in a bun shop with a train set (or train shop that sells buns).

 happ096

On the other hand you are forgetting Occam's Razor, the simplest answer is usually the correct one.

Its just a normal day on Planet Nick.  point:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 04:03:22 PM
DT's. Has to be.  noooo:
Or perhaps The Boy dropped something in his tea... before locking him in like?  rubschin:

You could be right. I think with the DT's it is massive fcuk off insects rather than trains full of cakes type visions.  scared2:
Case Solved!  cloud9:

1. Boy drops unknown chemical substance into Nick’s tea and runs outside.

2. Nick enters bizarre hallucinogenic state and can’t find the back door.

3. Nick falls out of window and bangs head

4. Muttering incoherently, he imagines being in a bun shop with a train set (or train shop that sells buns).

 happ096

On the other hand you are forgetting Occam's Razor, the simplest answer is usually the correct one.

Its just a normal day on Planet Nick.  point:
yes...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Welcome back Ice 'n a Slice!
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 04:03:54 PM
 evil: