The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 06:30:21 PM
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cloud9:
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Escaped from your cellar/patio?
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Blimey quick off the mark!! I was in for a sneaky look and been discovered already! surrender:
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Blimey quick off the mark!! I was in for a sneaky look and been discovered already! surrender:
Nothing gets past us... well, not much anyway... noooo:
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It's a fair cop guv!
I have to go on these secret missions you see so I disappear for long stretches of time. Classified stuff. eyes:
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It's a fair cop guv!
I have to go on these secret missions you see so I disappear for long stretches of time. Classified stuff. eyes:
You Scousers are always in prison... noooo:
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It's a fair cop guv!
I have to go on these secret missions you see so I disappear for long stretches of time. Classified stuff. eyes:
You Scousers are always in prison... noooo:
scared2: surrender:
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It's a fair cop guv!
I have to go on these secret missions you see so I disappear for long stretches of time. Classified stuff. eyes:
You Scousers are always in prison... noooo:
scared2: surrender:
okay... some of them are just tagged... whistle:
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That's where we learn our trade. 8)
On parole for good behaviour!
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It's a fair cop guv!
I have to go on these secret missions you see so I disappear for long stretches of time. Classified stuff. eyes:
You Scousers are always in prison... noooo:
scared2: surrender:
okay... some of them are just tagged... whistle:
Banghead
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That's where we learn our trade. 8)
On parole for good behaviour!
Good behaviour eh? eyes:
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Mrs TG is deeply offended by the anti-scouse bias on display in the pub tonight. noooo:
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Quite agree! I'm from the posh end anyway!
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Mrs TG is deeply offended by the anti-scouse bias on display in the pub tonight. noooo:
Oh... she won't want to see the pictures, video, etc, of the wedding and hen night then? noooo:
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Quite agree! I'm from the posh end anyway!
Posh end? Where that?
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Quite agree! I'm from the posh end anyway!
Posh end? Where that?
shrugs:
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Mrs TG is deeply offended by the anti-scouse bias on display in the pub tonight. noooo:
Oh... she won't want to see the pictures, video, etc, of the wedding and hen night then? noooo:
Nope. Sulking.
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Mrs TG is deeply offended by the anti-scouse bias on display in the pub tonight. noooo:
Oh... she won't want to see the pictures, video, etc, of the wedding and hen night then? noooo:
Nope. Sulking.
You need to get her a little tiny kitten to cheer her up then... whistle:
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Quite agree! I'm from the posh end anyway!
Posh end? Where that?
So never been to the posh end eh?? eyes: It's where the word "work" doesn't involve red lights and cars have tyres rather than bricks.
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Quite agree! I'm from the posh end anyway!
here here...dont start me on the scouse bashing,
i come from posh part of scouseland too eyes:
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Quite agree! I'm from the posh end anyway!
here here...dont start me on the scouse bashing,
i come from posh part of scouseland too eyes:
Which is? shrugs:
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Quite agree! I'm from the posh end anyway!
here here...dont start me on the scouse bashing,
i come from posh part of scouseland too eyes:
Which is? shrugs:
Crosby...you know it well?
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Quite agree! I'm from the posh end anyway!
here here...dont start me on the scouse bashing,
i come from posh part of scouseland too eyes:
Which is? shrugs:
Crosby...you know it well?
Nope... noooo:
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Quite agree! I'm from the posh end anyway!
here here...dont start me on the scouse bashing,
i come from posh part of scouseland too eyes:
Which is? shrugs:
Crosby...you know it well?
Nope... noooo:
Crosby, brings back memories!! That is very posh.
Old Swan, my next door neighbour used to hang Jif lemon bottles on her ivy for decoration - classy place!
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Quite agree! I'm from the posh end anyway!
here here...dont start me on the scouse bashing,
i come from posh part of scouseland too eyes:
Which is? shrugs:
Crosby...you know it well?
Nope... noooo:
Crosby, brings back memories!! That is very posh.
Old Swan, my next door neighbour used to hang Jif lemon bottles on her ivy for decoration - classy place!
lol: lol: lol:
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I was in Formby last week.And Southport. I went to a baker's shop. It had a model railway in it.
Very odd rubschin:
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I was in Formby last week.And Southport. I went to a baker's shop. It had a model railway in it.
Very odd rubschin:
Are you sure it was a baker's shop? noooo:
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Yes.I bought some buns!
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Yes.I bought some buns!
The people in the model railway shop didn't just give you some buns to get rid of you? whistle:
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censored:
http://www.bizwiki.co.uk/bakery/74111/graysons-of-ainsdale.htm (http://www.bizwiki.co.uk/bakery/74111/graysons-of-ainsdale.htm)
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censored:
http://www.bizwiki.co.uk/bakery/74111/graysons-of-ainsdale.htm (http://www.bizwiki.co.uk/bakery/74111/graysons-of-ainsdale.htm)
So where is the model railway then? point:
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In the shop. You push a button to make the trains go
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In the shop. You push a button to make the trains go
Of course, of course... char048
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I imagine someone with local knowledge can confirm this unlikely story.
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I imagine someone with local knowledge can confirm this unlikely story.
Lunatic demands buns from model railway shop
"We were terrified", said Bertie Magglesthwaite, the owner of the shop.
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cussing:
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cussing:
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Being scouseland I guess it's a baker for those on the Bread Line.
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Been there many a time. No bun shop with trains as far as I can remember. I mean the whole idea is ludicrous ain't it. noooo:
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I imagine someone with local knowledge can confirm this unlikely story.
Lunatic demands buns from model railway shop
"We were terrified", said Bertie Magglesthwaite, the owner of the shop.
The local rag is actually the Southport Visiter. Spelt VISITER
noooo:
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Being scouseland I guess it's a baker for those on the Bread Line.
drumroll: happ096
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Been there many a time. No bun shop with trains as far as I can remember. I mean the whole idea is ludicrous ain't it. noooo:
It's next to the old station! Banghead
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Been there many a time. No bun shop with trains as far as I can remember. I mean the whole idea is ludicrous ain't it. noooo:
Of course it is... noooo:
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Been there many a time. No bun shop with trains as far as I can remember. I mean the whole idea is ludicrous ain't it. noooo:
It's next to the old station! Banghead
Allright, calm yourself. happy100
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BUT IT IS!
And they also have a lawnmower museum! So there!
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Been there many a time. No bun shop with trains as far as I can remember. I mean the whole idea is ludicrous ain't it. noooo:
It's next to the old station! Banghead
Nurse! point:
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http://www.lawnmowerworld.co.uk/ (http://www.lawnmowerworld.co.uk/)
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http://www.lawnmowerworld.co.uk/ (http://www.lawnmowerworld.co.uk/)
Do they sell buns too? whistle:
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I don't know. I haven't been there! Banghead
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I don't know. I haven't been there! Banghead
I 'spec so... happy100
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Don't appear to have a model railway though.
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nO, THAT WOULD BE IN THE BAKER'S Banghead
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nO, THAT WOULD BE IN THE BAKER'S Banghead
The Baker sells lawnmowers now? noooo:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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nO, THAT WOULD BE IN THE BAKER'S Banghead
The Baker sells lawnmowers now? noooo:
I need a set of electic hedge timmers. Do the sell them?
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For Mrs TG's new haircut presumably!
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nO, THAT WOULD BE IN THE BAKER'S Banghead
The Baker sells lawnmowers now? noooo:
I need a set of electic hedge timmers. Do the sell them?
No, just buns bakers lawnmowers trains... Oh I dunno now? noooo:
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It's a baker with a train set I tell you!
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It's a baker with a train set I tell you!
You’re not getting confused with a bicycle? rubschin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcovers.lovereading4kids.co.uk%2Fgardimg%2F00%2F00d61dd8.jpg&hash=c6724a56a3333d6d5350851eed5f9d9ddb2f2970)
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I think I’ve worked it out!
Nick, you remember you went to London recently?
Did you go here, on the trainset like? whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F2%2F28%2FBaker_Street-Bakerloo_Line-Sherlock_Holmes.jpg%2F800px-Baker_Street-Bakerloo_Line-Sherlock_Holmes.jpg&hash=957c2eb6250fc34fc8107857dd4c92f0f19f73c9)
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Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing:
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I imagine someone with local knowledge can confirm this unlikely story.
Lunatic demands buns from model railway shop
"We were terrified", said Bertie Magglesthwaite, the owner of the shop.
The local rag is actually the Southport Visiter. Spelt VISITER
Did it used to be called 'The Southport XP'?
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I imagine someone with local knowledge can confirm this unlikely story.
Lunatic demands buns from model railway shop
"We were terrified", said Bertie Magglesthwaite, the owner of the shop.
The local rag is actually the Southport Visiter. Spelt VISITER
Did it used to be called 'The Southport XP'?
drumroll:
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noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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I've been busy all day.
Looked in this morning at 6am and all was well and now I come back to this ::)
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I've been busy all day.
Looked in this morning at 6am and all was well and now I come back to this ::)
I know... what a mess... noooo:
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I've been busy all day.
Looked in this morning at 6am and all was well and now I come back to this ::)
I know... what a mess... noooo:
Nick went mad and trashed the place sir!
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I've been busy all day.
Looked in this morning at 6am and all was well and now I come back to this ::)
I know... what a mess... noooo:
Nick went mad and trashed the place sir!
I know... he was out of control today... noooo:
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It must be frightening when you have hallucinations in the middle of a perfectly normal day. rubschin:
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It must be frightening when you have hallucinations in the middle of a perfectly normal day. rubschin:
Hallucinations? rubschin:
I was thinking more of a flash-back... to a Birthday party many years ago like... whistle:
But then again... rubschin:
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DT's. Has to be. noooo:
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DT's. Has to be. noooo:
Or perhaps The Boy dropped something in his tea... before locking him in like? rubschin:
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DT's. Has to be. noooo:
Or perhaps The Boy dropped something in his tea... before locking him in like? rubschin:
You could be right. I think with the DT's it is massive fcuk off insects rather than trains full of cakes type visions. scared2:
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DT's. Has to be. noooo:
Or perhaps The Boy dropped something in his tea... before locking him in like? rubschin:
You could be right. I think with the DT's it is massive fcuk off insects rather than trains full of cakes type visions. scared2:
Case Solved! cloud9:
1. Boy drops unknown chemical substance into Nick’s tea and runs outside.
2. Nick enters bizarre hallucinogenic state and can’t find the back door.
3. Nick falls out of window and bangs head
4. Muttering incoherently, he imagines being in a bun shop with a train set (or train shop that sells buns).
happ096
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DT's. Has to be. noooo:
Or perhaps The Boy dropped something in his tea... before locking him in like? rubschin:
You could be right. I think with the DT's it is massive fcuk off insects rather than trains full of cakes type visions. scared2:
Case Solved! cloud9:
1. Boy drops unknown chemical substance into Nick’s tea and runs outside.
2. Nick enters bizarre hallucinogenic state and can’t find the back door.
3. Nick falls out of window and bangs head
4. Muttering incoherently, he imagines being in a bun shop with a train set (or train shop that sells buns).
happ096
On the other hand you are forgetting Occam's Razor, the simplest answer is usually the correct one.
Its just a normal day on Planet Nick. point:
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DT's. Has to be. noooo:
Or perhaps The Boy dropped something in his tea... before locking him in like? rubschin:
You could be right. I think with the DT's it is massive fcuk off insects rather than trains full of cakes type visions. scared2:
Case Solved! cloud9:
1. Boy drops unknown chemical substance into Nick’s tea and runs outside.
2. Nick enters bizarre hallucinogenic state and can’t find the back door.
3. Nick falls out of window and bangs head
4. Muttering incoherently, he imagines being in a bun shop with a train set (or train shop that sells buns).
happ096
On the other hand you are forgetting Occam's Razor, the simplest answer is usually the correct one.
Its just a normal day on Planet Nick. point:
yes... rubschin:
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evil: