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Title: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: TG on June 10, 2008, 03:06:30 PM
Tim Kenealy was in court to support his wife Zoe as she was given seven years behind bars for attempting to take out a contract on his life with thousands of pounds of borrowed money.

She took out a £4500 loan and even then only paid £3000 to have him done it. Cheapskate bitch. I would expect Mrs TG to pay a lot more to have me bumped off.  lol:

And I wouldnt stand by her afterwards either if i survived!  cussing:

He said about the lovely lady : "She's such a lovable person. The Zoe that's been written about in the papers isn't the Zoe that everybody knows. She's been perceived completely wrong."

Well they say love is blind but in this case I would say love is frigging stupid.

They do look a lovely couple tho'  cloud9:

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1318633,00.html
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Snoopy on June 10, 2008, 03:11:05 PM
I would expect Mrs TG to pay a lot more to have me bumped off.  lol:


I could have sworn I overheard Mrs TG promise to do the job herself "For two pins"
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: TG on June 10, 2008, 03:13:04 PM
I would expect Mrs TG to pay a lot more to have me bumped off.  lol:


I could have sworn I overheard Mrs TG promise to do the job herself "For two pins"

 eeek:

Not till after I have painted the kitchen.
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Snoopy on June 10, 2008, 03:14:07 PM
I would expect Mrs TG to pay a lot more to have me bumped off.  lol:


I could have sworn I overheard Mrs TG promise to do the job herself "For two pins"

 eeek:

Not till after I have painted the kitchen.

Funny how these things get mixed up ..... I'm was sure she said "Unless you paint the kitchen"
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: TG on June 10, 2008, 03:22:54 PM
No no no.

Death threats not needed for kitchen painting. I'm a good lad and amd going to do it shortly.

Mind you, if I suddenly stop posting It prolly means I have taken a T-shirt from the left hand side of the drawer rather than the right and am under the compast heap.  scared2:
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Snoopy on June 10, 2008, 03:56:13 PM
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To be fair they look as if they deserve one another. I love the idea that the loan she took out to pay to have him bumped off was for "Home improvements" ~ well I suppose it could be argued that she was right.
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Mrs TG on June 10, 2008, 04:36:04 PM
No no no.

Death threats not needed for kitchen painting. I'm a good lad and amd going to do it shortly.

Mind you, if I suddenly stop posting It prolly means I have taken a T-shirt from the left hand side of the drawer rather than the right and am under the compast heap.  scared2:

yep very true darling...
do as your told, you need to keep my house and washing in orderly fashion... sad24:
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2008, 05:25:29 PM
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I'm guessing he got her through one of those internet sites. 'Mail Order Psycho's' or something similar.
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Snoopy on June 10, 2008, 05:29:06 PM
He doesn't look the full shilling either.
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2008, 05:30:55 PM
Someone shine a torch in his ear. I bet his eyes light up  whistle:
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 06:21:39 PM
Ear ring = wrong un'  noooo:
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2008, 06:23:10 PM
Ear ring = wrong un'  noooo:

Absolutely. Tell 'em a mile off.
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 06:23:45 PM
Ear ring = wrong un'  noooo:

Absolutely. Tell 'em a mile off.
pooftah prolly...  noooo:
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Snoopy on June 11, 2008, 05:19:20 AM
Pikey ancestry for sure
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Mrs TG on June 11, 2008, 09:20:16 AM
I would expect Mrs TG to pay a lot more to have me bumped off.  lol:


I could have sworn I overheard Mrs TG promise to do the job herself "For two pins"

 eeek:

Not till after I have painted the kitchen.


I am going to do my hair dye soon, so the kitchen may need painting a bit earlier darling!  scared2:
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 09:21:19 AM
I would expect Mrs TG to pay a lot more to have me bumped off.  lol:


I could have sworn I overheard Mrs TG promise to do the job herself "For two pins"

 eeek:

Not till after I have painted the kitchen.


I am going to do my hair dye soon, so the kitchen may need painting a bit earlier darling!  scared2:
What colour (the hair not the kitchen)?
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 09:23:09 AM
Blue?
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: TG on June 11, 2008, 09:23:53 AM
I would expect Mrs TG to pay a lot more to have me bumped off.  lol:


I could have sworn I overheard Mrs TG promise to do the job herself "For two pins"

 eeek:

Not till after I have painted the kitchen.


I am going to do my hair dye soon, so the kitchen may need painting a bit earlier darling!  scared2:
What colour (the hair not the kitchen)?

They will both be the same at the end of it, trust me on this. I just hope the hair dye matches the new cushion floor.  noooo:
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Mrs TG on June 11, 2008, 09:24:26 AM
Blue?


MMMM not sure yet maybe pink! just a shade of dark brown to hide the Silver bits!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Mrs TG on June 11, 2008, 09:26:13 AM
I would expect Mrs TG to pay a lot more to have me bumped off.  lol:


I could have sworn I overheard Mrs TG promise to do the job herself "For two pins"

 eeek:

Not till after I have painted the kitchen.


I am going to do my hair dye soon, so the kitchen may need painting a bit earlier darling!  scared2:
What colour (the hair not the kitchen)?

They will both be the same at the end of it, trust me on this. I just hope the hair dye matches the new cushion floor.  noooo:

Darling why do you think i got differant shades of brown for the cushion floor..and you do exagerate !  point:
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: barmisspah? on June 11, 2008, 10:45:14 AM
Blue?


MMMM not sure yet maybe pink! just a shade of dark brown to hide the Silver bits!  cloud9:

Thats why I went blonde !!!  lol:
Don't tell anyone
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 10:47:01 AM
White or yellow?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: barmisspah? on June 11, 2008, 10:57:06 AM
White or yellow?  eveilgrin:

Platinum actually  eyes:
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 10:59:40 AM
Pricey.

Domestos?
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: barmisspah? on June 11, 2008, 11:03:19 AM
Harpic
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 11:03:57 AM
Brush it through carefully then rinse your head off in the bog!
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 11:30:21 AM
White or yellow?  eveilgrin:

Platinum actually  eyes:
We should see a picture...  whistle:
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 11:32:41 AM
Barman's head


He is very popular at discos!



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Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 11:37:02 AM
nick's head...

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Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 11:37:44 AM
Is that Bono?






















Not to be confused with Bonio!
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 11, 2008, 11:48:23 AM
Brush it through carefully then rinse your head off in the bog!

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 11:53:12 AM
2 for the price of 1!
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 11, 2008, 11:57:26 AM
2 for the price of 1!

How many heads does she have?
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Nick on June 11, 2008, 11:59:44 AM
Ask her, not me!
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Snoopy on June 11, 2008, 03:17:03 PM
2 for the price of 1!

How many heads does she have?

Dunno but she is obviously clean round the bend.
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2008, 03:34:52 PM
2 for the price of 1!

How many heads does she have?

Dunno but she is obviously clean round the bend.
drumroll:
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2008, 06:50:37 PM
Barman's head


He is very popular at discos!



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Dont be daft Nick, that can't be old Baldy's head. It isnt anywhere near shiny enough  whistle:
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2008, 10:36:21 AM
Barman's head


He is very popular at discos!



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Dont be daft Nick, that can't be old Baldy's head. It isnt anywhere near shiny enough  whistle:
::)
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Snoopy on June 12, 2008, 10:39:18 AM
Leccy back on then?
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2008, 10:42:06 AM
Leccy back on then?
Yes... no water today tho...  noooo:
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Snoopy on June 12, 2008, 10:44:49 AM
You'll just have to wring out a goat or two then.
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2008, 10:48:31 AM
You'll just have to wring out a goat or two then.
The tea tastes funny tho...  noooo:
Title: Re: Lovely lady but a mingebag with money.
Post by: Snoopy on June 12, 2008, 11:48:29 AM
You'll just have to wring out a goat or two then.
The tea tastes funny tho...  noooo:

Then drink the beer ................. Oh  redface: