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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: TG on June 10, 2008, 03:06:30 PM
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Tim Kenealy was in court to support his wife Zoe as she was given seven years behind bars for attempting to take out a contract on his life with thousands of pounds of borrowed money.
She took out a £4500 loan and even then only paid £3000 to have him done it. Cheapskate bitch. I would expect Mrs TG to pay a lot more to have me bumped off. lol:
And I wouldnt stand by her afterwards either if i survived! cussing:
He said about the lovely lady : "She's such a lovable person. The Zoe that's been written about in the papers isn't the Zoe that everybody knows. She's been perceived completely wrong."
Well they say love is blind but in this case I would say love is frigging stupid.
They do look a lovely couple tho' cloud9:
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1318633,00.html
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I would expect Mrs TG to pay a lot more to have me bumped off. lol:
I could have sworn I overheard Mrs TG promise to do the job herself "For two pins"
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I would expect Mrs TG to pay a lot more to have me bumped off. lol:
I could have sworn I overheard Mrs TG promise to do the job herself "For two pins"
eeek:
Not till after I have painted the kitchen.
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I would expect Mrs TG to pay a lot more to have me bumped off. lol:
I could have sworn I overheard Mrs TG promise to do the job herself "For two pins"
eeek:
Not till after I have painted the kitchen.
Funny how these things get mixed up ..... I'm was sure she said "Unless you paint the kitchen"
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No no no.
Death threats not needed for kitchen painting. I'm a good lad and amd going to do it shortly.
Mind you, if I suddenly stop posting It prolly means I have taken a T-shirt from the left hand side of the drawer rather than the right and am under the compast heap. scared2:
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To be fair they look as if they deserve one another. I love the idea that the loan she took out to pay to have him bumped off was for "Home improvements" ~ well I suppose it could be argued that she was right.
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No no no.
Death threats not needed for kitchen painting. I'm a good lad and amd going to do it shortly.
Mind you, if I suddenly stop posting It prolly means I have taken a T-shirt from the left hand side of the drawer rather than the right and am under the compast heap. scared2:
yep very true darling...
do as your told, you need to keep my house and washing in orderly fashion... sad24:
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I'm guessing he got her through one of those internet sites. 'Mail Order Psycho's' or something similar.
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He doesn't look the full shilling either.
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Someone shine a torch in his ear. I bet his eyes light up whistle:
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Ear ring = wrong un' noooo:
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Ear ring = wrong un' noooo:
Absolutely. Tell 'em a mile off.
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Ear ring = wrong un' noooo:
Absolutely. Tell 'em a mile off.
pooftah prolly... noooo:
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Pikey ancestry for sure
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I would expect Mrs TG to pay a lot more to have me bumped off. lol:
I could have sworn I overheard Mrs TG promise to do the job herself "For two pins"
eeek:
Not till after I have painted the kitchen.
I am going to do my hair dye soon, so the kitchen may need painting a bit earlier darling! scared2:
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I would expect Mrs TG to pay a lot more to have me bumped off. lol:
I could have sworn I overheard Mrs TG promise to do the job herself "For two pins"
eeek:
Not till after I have painted the kitchen.
I am going to do my hair dye soon, so the kitchen may need painting a bit earlier darling! scared2:
What colour (the hair not the kitchen)?
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Blue?
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I would expect Mrs TG to pay a lot more to have me bumped off. lol:
I could have sworn I overheard Mrs TG promise to do the job herself "For two pins"
eeek:
Not till after I have painted the kitchen.
I am going to do my hair dye soon, so the kitchen may need painting a bit earlier darling! scared2:
What colour (the hair not the kitchen)?
They will both be the same at the end of it, trust me on this. I just hope the hair dye matches the new cushion floor. noooo:
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Blue?
MMMM not sure yet maybe pink! just a shade of dark brown to hide the Silver bits! cloud9:
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I would expect Mrs TG to pay a lot more to have me bumped off. lol:
I could have sworn I overheard Mrs TG promise to do the job herself "For two pins"
eeek:
Not till after I have painted the kitchen.
I am going to do my hair dye soon, so the kitchen may need painting a bit earlier darling! scared2:
What colour (the hair not the kitchen)?
They will both be the same at the end of it, trust me on this. I just hope the hair dye matches the new cushion floor. noooo:
Darling why do you think i got differant shades of brown for the cushion floor..and you do exagerate ! point:
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Blue?
MMMM not sure yet maybe pink! just a shade of dark brown to hide the Silver bits! cloud9:
Thats why I went blonde !!! lol:
Don't tell anyone
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White or yellow? eveilgrin:
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White or yellow? eveilgrin:
Platinum actually eyes:
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Pricey.
Domestos?
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Harpic
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Brush it through carefully then rinse your head off in the bog!
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White or yellow? eveilgrin:
Platinum actually eyes:
We should see a picture... whistle:
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Barman's head
He is very popular at discos!
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nick's head...
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Is that Bono?
Not to be confused with Bonio!
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Brush it through carefully then rinse your head off in the bog!
rubschin:
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2 for the price of 1!
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2 for the price of 1!
How many heads does she have?
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Ask her, not me!
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2 for the price of 1!
How many heads does she have?
Dunno but she is obviously clean round the bend.
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2 for the price of 1!
How many heads does she have?
Dunno but she is obviously clean round the bend.
drumroll:
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Barman's head
He is very popular at discos!
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Dont be daft Nick, that can't be old Baldy's head. It isnt anywhere near shiny enough whistle:
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Barman's head
He is very popular at discos!
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Dont be daft Nick, that can't be old Baldy's head. It isnt anywhere near shiny enough whistle:
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Leccy back on then?
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Leccy back on then?
Yes... no water today tho... noooo:
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You'll just have to wring out a goat or two then.
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You'll just have to wring out a goat or two then.
The tea tastes funny tho... noooo:
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You'll just have to wring out a goat or two then.
The tea tastes funny tho... noooo:
Then drink the beer ................. Oh redface: