The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: tel on June 10, 2008, 12:58:05 PM
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Stumbled on this whilst browsing for jobs.
Also mountain-biking & soccer.
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Wot? shrugs:
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I fancy lots of things but I can't say whether I fancy this.
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http://www.jobsearch.co.uk/show_job.cgi?j=4133172&e=year&lo=Sutton%2C%20Surrey&a=31
OOPS redface:
Mrs Tel interrupted me.
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I fancy Barman but I can't say whether I fancy this.
eeek:
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Yes please ......can I practice my newly acquired skills here though please whistle:
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She likes stroking domes!
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Yes please ......can I practice my newly acquired skills here though please whistle:
No... we have a 'no concealed weapons' policy! whistle:
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Yes please ......can I practice my newly acquired skills here though please whistle:
No... we have a 'no concealed weapons' policy! whistle:
Don't encourage them to get them out! ::)
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Don't encourage them to get them off!
My life's work!
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Don't encourage them to get them off!
My life's worth?
Search me.
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Would that involve rubber gloves?
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Yes please ......can I practice my newly acquired skills here though please whistle:
No... we have a 'no concealed weapons' policy! whistle:
I'm almost afraid to ask where you think Miss D would conceal a rifle Baldy eeek:
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Yes please ......can I practice my newly acquired skills here though please whistle:
No... we have a 'no concealed weapons' policy! whistle:
I'm almost afraid to ask where you think Miss D would conceal a rifle Baldy eeek:
In the handle of her axe perhaps?
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You ever looked in a woman's handbag GM?
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You ever looked in a woman's handbag GM?
Indeed, you can often find a full set of alloy wheels in Mrs TG's if you rummage for long enough. eyes:
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I am very trigger happy - apparently eeek:
A rifle would easily fit into my bag - as long as it was colour co-ordinating of course lol:
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You ever looked in a woman's handbag GM?
Not without a torch, anchor rope and a mountain rescue team on standby noooo:
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You ever looked in a woman's handbag GM?
Not without a torch, anchor rope and a mountain rescue team on standby noooo:
And an adequate life insurance policy...... evil:
They are sacred articles and should be treated accordingly
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You ever looked in a woman's handbag GM?
Not without a torch, anchor rope and a mountain rescue team on standby noooo:
And an adequate life insurance policy...... evil:
They are sacred articles and should be treated accordingly
My father told me never to go in a woman's handbag and I never have, even if Mrs S#2 says "Get me so 'n' so out of my bag please" I will carry the bag to her and let her get whatever she wants. By the same token I do not expect her to look in my pockets or wallet and there would be hell to pay if she ever did.
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Very sound policy. The closest I've come to a woman's handbag is being hit with one redface:
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Ah ~ so you've met Mrs Thatcher too. lol:
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Very sound policy. The closest I've come to a woman's handbag is being hit with one redface:
drumroll:
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I am very trigger happy - apparently eeek:
A rifle would easily fit into my bag - as long as it was colour co-ordinating of course lol:
You are Mary Poppins - I claim my 2d bag of bird feed...