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Title: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: tel on June 10, 2008, 12:58:05 PM
Stumbled on this whilst browsing for jobs.

Also mountain-biking & soccer.
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 12:58:51 PM
Wot?  shrugs:
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Bar Wench on June 10, 2008, 12:59:35 PM
I fancy lots of things but I can't say whether I fancy this.
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: tel on June 10, 2008, 01:01:23 PM
http://www.jobsearch.co.uk/show_job.cgi?j=4133172&e=year&lo=Sutton%2C%20Surrey&a=31

OOPS redface:

Mrs Tel interrupted me.
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 01:02:43 PM
I fancy Barman but I can't say whether I fancy this.
eeek:
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2008, 01:03:31 PM
Yes please ......can I practice my newly acquired skills here though please  whistle:
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2008, 01:03:40 PM
She likes stroking domes!
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 01:06:01 PM
Yes please ......can I practice my newly acquired skills here though please  whistle:
No... we have a 'no concealed weapons' policy!  whistle:
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2008, 01:33:43 PM
Yes please ......can I practice my newly acquired skills here though please  whistle:
No... we have a 'no concealed weapons' policy!  whistle:
Don't encourage them to get them out!  ::)
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2008, 01:35:50 PM
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Don't encourage them to get them off!

My life's work!
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2008, 01:36:47 PM
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Don't encourage them to get them off!

My life's worth?

Search me.
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2008, 01:37:52 PM
Would that involve rubber gloves?
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2008, 03:19:46 PM
Yes please ......can I practice my newly acquired skills here though please  whistle:
No... we have a 'no concealed weapons' policy!  whistle:

I'm almost afraid to ask where you think Miss D would conceal a rifle Baldy  eeek:
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 10, 2008, 03:21:51 PM
Yes please ......can I practice my newly acquired skills here though please  whistle:
No... we have a 'no concealed weapons' policy!  whistle:

I'm almost afraid to ask where you think Miss D would conceal a rifle Baldy  eeek:

In the handle of her axe perhaps?
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Snoopy on June 10, 2008, 03:22:07 PM
You ever looked in a woman's handbag GM?
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: TG on June 10, 2008, 03:25:59 PM
You ever looked in a woman's handbag GM?

Indeed, you can often find a full set of alloy wheels in Mrs TG's if you rummage for long enough.  eyes:
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2008, 03:26:56 PM

I am very trigger happy - apparently  eeek:


A rifle would easily fit into my bag - as long as it was colour co-ordinating of course  lol:
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2008, 03:30:44 PM
You ever looked in a woman's handbag GM?

Not without a torch, anchor rope and a mountain rescue team on standby  noooo:
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2008, 03:33:30 PM
You ever looked in a woman's handbag GM?

Not without a torch, anchor rope and a mountain rescue team on standby  noooo:

And an adequate life insurance policy...... evil:

They are sacred articles and should be treated accordingly
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Snoopy on June 10, 2008, 03:45:26 PM
You ever looked in a woman's handbag GM?

Not without a torch, anchor rope and a mountain rescue team on standby  noooo:

And an adequate life insurance policy...... evil:

They are sacred articles and should be treated accordingly

My father told me never to go in a woman's handbag and I never have, even if Mrs S#2 says "Get me so 'n' so out of my bag please" I will carry the bag to her and let her get whatever she wants. By the same token I do not expect her to look in my pockets or wallet and there would be hell to pay if she ever did.
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Pastis on June 10, 2008, 04:17:24 PM
Very sound policy. The closest I've come to a woman's handbag is being hit with one  redface:
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Snoopy on June 10, 2008, 04:44:02 PM
Ah ~ so you've met Mrs Thatcher too. lol:
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2008, 04:47:02 PM
Very sound policy. The closest I've come to a woman's handbag is being hit with one  redface:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Anybody fancy this?
Post by: Barman on June 10, 2008, 06:27:39 PM

I am very trigger happy - apparently  eeek:


A rifle would easily fit into my bag - as long as it was colour co-ordinating of course  lol:

You are Mary Poppins - I claim my 2d bag of bird feed...