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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on June 09, 2008, 09:03:06 AM
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A corker last night.
One of our neighbours is away and her sister and BIL are coming round to feed her cat.
They parked in our driveway yesterday and blocked us in.
Mrs Nick had to go out, so we asked them to move their car. Much grumbling, but they did. She went off and they reparked their car in our driveway! cussing:
Mrs Nick returned and we had to get them to move their car AGAIN
She parked and they reparked their car in our driveway BLOCKING US IN!
I suggested they parked elsewhere.
"Make us" eeek:
So I TOLD them to move.
"You fucking arsehole ( eeek:) (this in front of The Boy) we are entitled to park here."
"No you aren't. Shift it."
"You fucking arsehole. You are not being neighbourly ( eeek:)"
Me: You aren't our neighbours fortunately. ANd blocking the drive is not neighbourly. Shift it."
"You fucking arsehole ( eeek:) your garden is a mess (true) and now you have made your wife cry."
Mrs Nick in tears at confrontation.
"No, you have made her cry. Shift your car."
Woman starts shouting and screaming about the "condition of your dustbin" rubschin:
In the end we all stormed off dramatically.
All very odd.
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eeek:
I think I would be having words with your actual neighbours on their return.
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I will be eveilgrin:
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eeek:
Why do some people get so unpleasant for no reason?
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I may have to let their tyres down.
Or kill them.
One or the other!
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Parking does seem to be one of those see red kind of topics. rubschin:
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They are back here at about 6.
spider:
Any suggestions for suitable revenge??
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I may have to let their tyres down.
Or kill them.
One or the other!
You could kill the cat, then they wouldn't need to come round. ;)
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rubschin:
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rubschin:
noooo:
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They are back here at about 6.
spider:
Any suggestions for suitable revenge??
Smear dogshite on the car door handles ( © OH )
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Woman starts shouting and screaming about the "condition of your dustbin" rubschin:
Leave said dustbin in middle of driveway.
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Parking does seem to be one of those see red kind of topics. rubschin:
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No trouble round here.
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They are back here at about 6.
spider:
Any suggestions for suitable revenge??
Let the boy loose on their car.
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I may have to let their tyres down.
Or kill them.
One or the other!
You could kill the cat, then they wouldn't need to come round. ;)
;D
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I shall have them later. Make room under the patio BM! eveilgrin:
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I may have to let their tyres down.
Or kill them.
One or the other!
You could kill the cat, then they wouldn't need to come round. ;)
If you run over the cat, you can then place the flattened corpse under their car, on your driveway.
All fixed in one go. ;D
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rubschin:
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Actually Nick when they are inside the house walk over to their car and just put your hand on the bonnet. If your previous exploits are anything to go by they will get a few yards down the road before the car explodes... whistle:
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The neighbour has returned. I am carefully choosing my moment eveilgrin:
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The neighbour has returned. I am carefully choosing my moment eveilgrin:
To run over the cat?
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To confront her. She is a bit nuts so one has to be careful..........
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Ohhhhh! I wait with baited breath!
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Bated evil:
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redface:
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Wormtongue?
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WHAT?
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Well? Have you spoken yet?
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No, she has gone out in her truck
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Truck?
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Does she wear wellies with a floral tea dress and a baseball cap?
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Wormtongue?
Grima? rubschin:
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Some sort of Mitsubishi 4WD. Far too big for her.
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Pea in a bucket.
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What is going on?
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surrender:
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She wears shorts and a trilby. SHe is 60
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Does she wear wellies with a floral tea dress and a baseball cap?
Probably carries a shotgun as well.
Careful Nick. . . .
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She wears shorts and a trilby. SHe is 60
Knew it! She had to be properly odd!
Where are Snoops and BM?
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Wormtongue?
Grima? rubschin:
baited breath
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Wormtongue?
Grima? rubschin:
baited breath
I got it Uncle.
The rest are a bit slow today. noooo:
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Ah, the penny drops redface:
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Wormtongue?
Grima? rubschin:
baited breath
I got it Uncle.
The rest are a bit slow today. noooo:
No caffiene so far today and I' was watching Lord of the Rings last night at a mates. redface:
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Is that a gay film?
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Is that a gay film?
No, you are thinking of the "Fellowship of the Ring".
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Is it good?
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She wears shorts and a trilby. SHe is 60
Knew it! She had to be properly odd!
Where are Snoops and BM?
I am here. I was also here at 0525 this morning ~ and where were you?
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In bed!
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Is it good?
Never tried it, ask Snoopy. whistle:
Despite the popular image of Public School, it is not mandatory.
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Is it good?
Never tried it, ask Snoopy. whistle:
Despite the popular image of Public School, it is not mandatory.
If you don't know by now you've probably left it too late to try it. cool14:
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Is it good?
Never tried it, ask Snoopy. whistle:
Despite the popular image of Public School, it is not mandatory.
If you don't know by now you've probably left it too late to try it. cool14:
You are correct of course.
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In bed!
Making babies cloud9:
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At 5:25 I was bloody asleep!
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Mr Wench wasn't! eveilgrin:
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eeek:
You spoken to the neighbour yet?
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Shortly, my pregnant one.It shall be called Mr Norks
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eeek:
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cloud9:
A baby!
I doubt the Arabs would find Wenchy "not fat enough". She would go down a storm in Tripoli!
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cloud9:
A baby!
I doubt the Arabs would find Wenchy "not fat enough". She would go down a storm in Tripoli!
I don't know about getting near the gutter old chap, I suspect the gibbet may not be far away. noooo:
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scared2:
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Had another corker this morning.A lot of parents drop off kids right outside the school gate (parking on the yellow zig zag lines that mean (DON'T PARK HERE"!). They block the road completely. It's lazy, selfish and dangerous. cussing:
One woman (a driving instructor eeek:) is a persistent offender. This morning I politely pointed out to her that she was acting inconsiderately and that she ought to know better. She yelled "PRATT" and tried to run me over! eeek:
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You really do make friends easily don't you Nick boxing
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I was being public-spirited!
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eveilgrin: We had this problem at our village school. Worst offenders were the local nursery groups who have the kids from when Mum goes to work at 8am and they drop the children by mini bus at 0855 and then collect them all again at 3.30.
I took our village bobby along, in my car, to watch the performance. Following day he came along again in my car, got out, put his helmet on and booked the bloody lot of them. He also got three of the nursery busses for out of date tax, two for no insurance and four for no seat belts on the children.
One driver, who told him to f*** off, he arrested on the spot for obstructing a police officer and called up the area car to take her to the nick. Turned out she didn't even have a licence. 6 months community service, a 2 year ban and a hefty fine. She no longer works for the nursery.
We don't have so much of a problem any more. eveilgrin:
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eveilgrin: We had this problem at our village school. Worst offenders were the local nursery groups who have the kids from when Mum goes to work at 8am and they drop the children by mini bus at 0855 and then collect them all again at 3.30.
I took our village bobby along, in my car, to watch the performance. Following day he came along again in my car, got out, put his helmet on and booked the bloody lot of them. He also got three of the nursery busses for out of date tax, two for no insurance and four for no seat belts on the children.
One driver, who told him to f*** off, he arrested on the spot for obstructing a police officer and called up the area car to take her to the nick. Turned out she didn't even have a licence. 6 months community service, a 2 year ban and a hefty fine. She no longer works for the nursery.
We don't have so much of a problem any more. eveilgrin:
happ096
You filthy grass... noooo:
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The copper is a mate of mine ~ the nursery bitch was not. eveilgrin:
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Good plan!
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The copper is a mate of mine ~ the nursery bitch was not. eveilgrin:
And no chance of a shag then? noooo:
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LL!!
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I wouldn't think so ~ not now anyway.
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Nah, end of the day. I spect she's a morning person! whistle:
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The copper is a mate of mine ~ the nursery bitch was not. eveilgrin:
You'd better hope she didn't branch out into Geriatric care. eeek:
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A sequel. The nasty sister and BiL turned up yesterday. The Boy was in the garden and, we now learn, called the BiL "a fucking arsehole" and told him not to park in our drive.
Well he learnt it from the BiL in the first place.
Words have been had!!