The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Just One More on June 07, 2008, 10:10:47 AM
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... she said, "then we'll head off out". This was at ten to nine Angry9:
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And you believed her? point:
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Again redface:
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Tsk! noooo:
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I have told Mrs Nick that the words "I'll only be a minute" will be carved on her tombstone eveilgrin:
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Again redface:
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I'm always ready on time! cloud9:
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I'm always ready on time! cloud9:
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Yes dear, of course you are.
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No truly I am! In fact I am normally ready before time! My Dad had it ingrained into us. Being late or not ready to leave was a punishable offence. Enough years of that and you aren't ever late! In fact I am always ready before Mr Wench!
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No truly I am! In fact I am normally ready before time! My Dad had it ingrained into us. Being late or not ready to leave was a punishable offence. Enough years of that and you aren't ever late! In fact I am always ready before Mr Wench!
What, hair, make-up and five changes of dress/shoes as well?
That does stretch the bounds of credibility a bit.
Unless you wear no make-up, dungarees, boots and the only part you shave is your head
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No truly I am! In fact I am normally ready before time! My Dad had it ingrained into us. Being late or not ready to leave was a punishable offence. Enough years of that and you aren't ever late! In fact I am always ready before Mr Wench!
What, hair, make-up and five changes of dress/shoes as well?
That does stretch the bounds of credibility a bit.
Unless you wear no make-up, dungarees, boots and the only part you shave is your head
lol: lol: lol:
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No truly I am! In fact I am normally ready before time! My Dad had it ingrained into us. Being late or not ready to leave was a punishable offence. Enough years of that and you aren't ever late! In fact I am always ready before Mr Wench!
What, hair, make-up and five changes of dress/shoes as well?
That does stretch the bounds of credibility a bit.
Unless you wear no make-up, dungarees, boots and the only part you shave is your head
Hair doesn't take long as I don't do anything with it. It's straight as straight can be so it does a wash and leave it to do it's own thing, if I dry it that adds another 10 minutes. Normal make-up takes 10 minutes, posh makeup takes 15-20. and getting dressed takes hardly anytime at all as I don't change my mind or dither on that. I can be ready for most eventualities in under an hour.
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I can be ready for most eventualities in under an hour.
An hour? eeek:
10 minutes for me. spider:
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For work I am out of the house 20 minutes after I wake up including shower and tea.
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For work I am out of the house 20 minutes after I wake up including shower and tea.
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point: point: point: point:
I bet.
Only bigger and more alarming, obviously
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For work I am out of the house 20 minutes after I wake up including shower and tea.
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I always check that! I once walked through a restraunt with my skirt tucked into my pants! redface:
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Only once that you knew about! point:
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For work I am out of the house 20 minutes after I wake up including shower and Wispa.
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No more wispas. They contain milk. sad24:
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No more wispas. They contain milk. sad24:
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No truly I am! In fact I am normally ready before time! My Dad had it ingrained into us. Being late or not ready to leave was a punishable offence. Enough years of that and you aren't ever late! In fact I am always ready before Mr Wench!
Sounds like me too..always waiting for TG to get him self sorted, hair done aftershave on..what a women he is.. eyes:
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No truly I am! In fact I am normally ready before time! My Dad had it ingrained into us. Being late or not ready to leave was a punishable offence. Enough years of that and you aren't ever late! In fact I am always ready before Mr Wench!
Sounds like me too..always waiting for TG to get him self sorted, hair done aftershave on..what a women he is.. eyes:
Of course... ::)
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noooo:
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She lies eveilgrin:
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noooo:
i kid you not...also he usually got his head in some book! cussing:
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Words and no pictures?
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Words and no pictures?
yep serious books! Banghead