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Title: Elvis
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2008, 06:12:47 PM
Mrs Barman has gone off on a girl’s night to see an Elvis Impersonator.  noooo:

Why?  shrugs:

Wild horses couldn’t drag me off to see the real Elvis… even if he personally invited me, gave me VIP tickets and wrote a song for me.

Why would you go and see a second-rate Elvis impersonator?  surrender:
Title: Re: Elvis
Post by: TG on June 06, 2008, 06:17:46 PM
She is prolly out on the pull. Dont worry about it.  happy088
Title: Re: Elvis
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2008, 06:18:11 PM
Quote from: TG on June 06, 2008, 06:17:46 PM
She is prolly out on the pull. Dont worry about it.  happy088
I won't...  whistle:
Title: Re: Elvis
Post by: TG on June 06, 2008, 06:23:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 06, 2008, 06:18:11 PM
Quote from: TG on June 06, 2008, 06:17:46 PM
She is prolly out on the pull. Dont worry about it.  happy088
I won't...  whistle:

 eyes:

This thread is going to go off topic so far and so fast even I will be amazed.
Title: Re: Elvis
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2008, 06:24:32 PM
Quote from: TG on June 06, 2008, 06:23:35 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 06, 2008, 06:18:11 PM
Quote from: TG on June 06, 2008, 06:17:46 PM
She is prolly out on the pull. Dont worry about it.  happy088
I won't...  whistle:

 eyes:

This thread is going to go off topic so far and so fast even I will be amazed.
Unlikely...  noooo:
Title: Re: Elvis
Post by: Snoopy on June 06, 2008, 06:32:47 PM
"                                                        "
Title: Re: Elvis
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2008, 06:33:54 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 06, 2008, 06:32:47 PM
"                                                        "
eeek:
Title: Re: Elvis
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2008, 07:22:32 PM
A Cypriot Elvic impersonator. eeek:

I believe most are closet strippers. Has she taken rubber gloves?
Title: Re: Elvis
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2008, 07:27:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 06, 2008, 07:22:32 PM
A Cypriot Elvic impersonator. eeek:

I believe most are closet strippers. Has she taken rubber gloves?
I hope so...  sick2:
Title: Re: Elvis
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2008, 07:48:02 PM
And Vaseline?

Check the cupbaord (the Vaseline and rubber glove cupboard)
Title: Re: Elvis
Post by: Barman on June 06, 2008, 07:49:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 06, 2008, 07:48:02 PM
And Vaseline?

Check the cupbaord (the Vaseline and rubber glove cupboard)
Empty  eeek:
Title: Re: Elvis
Post by: Nick on June 06, 2008, 07:50:05 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Elvis
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 06, 2008, 11:31:19 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 06, 2008, 07:22:32 PM
A Cypriot Elvic impersonator.

"Blue suede goat"