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Title: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 12:03:38 PM
BM washed his car on Monday.... used an old orange cloth.... and now it's shrunk and turned orange. LL's lippy was still in the ashtray.. now they have RED number plates!!!  point:


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Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 05, 2008, 12:15:44 PM
That's so 'off the wall' I'm not sure how to respond  rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 05, 2008, 12:29:52 PM
That's so 'off the wall' I'm not sure how to respond  rubschin:

Can't be his car, there are no dents.  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2008, 01:49:52 PM
That's so 'off the wall' I'm not sure how to respond  rubschin:

Can't be his car, there are no dents.  whistle:
It had a bastard flat tyre tho!  cussing:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2008, 01:51:45 PM
BM washed his car on Monday.... used an old orange cloth.... and now it's shrunk and turned orange. LL's lippy was still in the ashtray.. now they have RED number plates!!!  point:


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Did you enjoy watching the porn last night Tinks?  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 05, 2008, 03:03:54 PM
BM washed his car on Monday.... used an old orange cloth.... and now it's shrunk and turned orange. LL's lippy was still in the ashtray.. now they have RED number plates!!!  point:


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Did you enjoy watching the porn last night Tinks?  whistle:

This thread is now officially surreal.  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 05, 2008, 03:23:49 PM
I thought that right at the start.

Must be a Cyprus thing ~ probably the heat.   rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2008, 03:34:17 PM
BM washed his car on Monday.... used an old orange cloth.... and now it's shrunk and turned orange. LL's lippy was still in the ashtray.. now they have RED number plates!!!  point:


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Did you enjoy watching the porn last night Tinks?  whistle:

Tinks was looking at Baldy's car and he thought it was.....  rubschin: .....wasn't there a program on TV about you last week?  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 03:36:40 PM
BM washed his car on Monday.... used an old orange cloth.... and now it's shrunk and turned orange. LL's lippy was still in the ashtray.. now they have RED number plates!!!  point:


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Did you enjoy watching the porn last night Tinks?  whistle:

 noooo:  'twasn't me!!!!  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 03:46:53 PM

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This thread is now officially surreal.  noooo:
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In what way is that unusual for this pub, may I ask????   lol:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Snoopy on June 05, 2008, 03:48:50 PM
BM washed his car on Monday.... used an old orange cloth.... and now it's shrunk and turned orange. LL's lippy was still in the ashtray.. now they have RED number plates!!!  point:


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Did you enjoy watching the porn last night Tinks?  whistle:

This thread is now officially surreal.  noooo:

In what way is that unusual for this pub, may I ask????   lol:

Tsk!  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 03:51:03 PM
BM washed his car on Monday.... used an old orange cloth.... and now it's shrunk and turned orange. LL's lippy was still in the ashtray.. now they have RED number plates!!!  point:


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Did you enjoy watching the porn last night Tinks?  whistle:

This thread is now officially surreal.  noooo:

In what way is that unusual for this pub, may I ask????   lol:

Tsk!  noooo:

Hi there snoops, I hear you were asking after me. All well with you??? Do I need to explain BM's comments or do you trust my integrity???    eyes:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2008, 03:53:51 PM
BM washed his car on Monday.... used an old orange cloth.... and now it's shrunk and turned orange. LL's lippy was still in the ashtray.. now they have RED number plates!!!  point:


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Did you enjoy watching the porn last night Tinks?  whistle:

 noooo:  'twasn't me!!!!  whistle:
point:

'twas on your telly!
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2008, 03:54:59 PM
Well you shouldnt have been looking through the curtains with a pai of binoculars BM  point:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 03:55:45 PM
BM washed his car on Monday.... used an old orange cloth.... and now it's shrunk and turned orange. LL's lippy was still in the ashtray.. now they have RED number plates!!!  point:


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Did you enjoy watching the porn last night Tinks?  whistle:

 noooo:  'twasn't me!!!!  whistle:
point:

'twas on your telly!

you were channel hopping...LL and I were innocent by standers!!!  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2008, 03:55:53 PM
Well you shouldnt have been looking through the curtains with a pai of binoculars BM  point:
I had the remote...  redface:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Snoopy on June 05, 2008, 03:57:43 PM
That makes a change ~ usually you haven't the remotest.
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 03:58:37 PM
That makes a change ~ usually you haven't the remotest.

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2008, 03:58:50 PM
I had the remote...  redface:

Aha, so lets rephrase the comment then BM. Tink is innocent and you were the dirty old man trawling the channels looking for smut  point:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2008, 03:59:51 PM
I had the remote...  redface:

Aha, so lets rephrase the comment then BM. Tink is innocent and you were the dirty old man trawling the channels looking for smut  point:
Tinks was drunk...  whistle:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 05, 2008, 04:01:35 PM
You mean you had plied poor Tinks with booze beforehand? BM you are looking increasingly dodgy here  eeek:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 04:03:27 PM
I had the remote...  redface:

Aha, so lets rephrase the comment then BM. Tink is innocent and you were the dirty old man trawling the channels looking for smut  point:
Tinks was drunk...  whistle:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:  tipsy maybe...but that's drinking wine before eating...ruins a girl's fairy's co-ordination!  redface:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2008, 04:03:37 PM
You mean you had plied poor Tinks with booze beforehand? BM you are looking increasingly dodgy here  eeek:
redface:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 04:05:42 PM
In view of last night, I'm off to have supper NOW...no wine, just fruit juice... and the cra**y TV selection. See you all later......maybe.  eeek:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 05, 2008, 04:38:43 PM
. . a pai of binoculars

Is that some Welsh device?
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2008, 04:41:47 PM
. . a pai of binoculars

Is that some Welsh device?
No... that's a Dai of binoculars you're thinking of...  noooo:
Title: Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 05, 2008, 04:45:32 PM
. . a pai of binoculars

Is that some Welsh device?
No... that's a Dai of binoculars you're thinking of...  noooo:

Silly me.  ::)