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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on June 04, 2008, 03:12:37 PM
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Fed up with the kids watching absolute cr*p on TV? Bored with them always wanting to watch triangular faced cartoon characters with American accents? P*ssed off with teenage daughters watching nothing but old reruns of programmes you first saw thirty years ago and what is worse knowing that she doesn't actually understand half the jokes but simply laughs a spilt second after she hears the canned laughter track?
I have the answer. "Parental Controls". What a wonderful invention. spider:
I thought it was meant to allow me to "filter" porn channels so that, if I were daft enough to pay for them, my children would not be able to access them BUT OH NO! It's much better than that. Using the PIN, that only I know 8), I have spent a happy half hour barring their access to all the programmes that get on my t*ts, all the channels that their mother objects to and anything else I have deemed unsuitable. So pick the bones out of that my little ones.
Daddy has struck back eveilgrin:
Now get on with your f*cking homework! freddy:
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Fed up with the kids watching absolute cr*p on TV? Bored with them always wanting to watch triangular faced cartoon characters with American accents? P*ssed off with teenage daughters watching nothing but old reruns of programmes you first saw thirty years ago and what is worse knowing that she doesn't actually understand half the jokes but simply laughs a spilt second after she hears the canned laughter track?
I have the answer. "Parental Controls". What a wonderful invention. spider:
I thought it was meant to allow me to "filter" porn channels so that, if I were daft enough to pay for them, my children would not be able to access them BUT OH NO! It's much better than that. Using the PIN, that only I know 8), I have spent a happy half hour barring their access to all the programmes that get on my t*ts, all the channels that their mother objects to and anything else I have deemed unsuitable. So pick the bones out of that my little ones.
Daddy has struck back eveilgrin:
Now get on with your f*cking homework! freddy:
happy001
How long before they have The Boy round to crack the code tho? scared2:
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PS is this on a Sky box? rubschin:
Perhaps I can make Extreme Makeover and such shite like not work too? whistle:
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PS is this on a Sky box? rubschin:
Perhaps I can make Extreme Makeover and such shite like not work too? whistle:
Oh yes. Using your PIN you can bar access to any channel. Once barred the only way in is via the PIN. Three attempts with the wrong set of numbers and you are locked out for ten minutes. So I have barred the channels that carry the programmes we don't want them to watch but if there is something I want to watch then I simply punch in the PIN and watch to my heart's content. Devilish clever what? char062
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I give it at most a couple of months before they crack the pin Snoops point:
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I simply punch in the PIN and watch to my heart's content. Devilish clever what? char062
Presumably you can change the PIN to your heart's content too ;D
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EXCELLENT. Nearly as good as putting your TV in a box! eveilgrin:
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I simply punch in the PIN and watch to my heart's content. Devilish clever what? char062
Presumably you can change the PIN to your heart's content too ;D
Yup! eveilgrin:
I think weekly should do it. whistle:
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I simply punch in the PIN and watch to my heart's content. Devilish clever what? char062
Presumably you can change the PIN to your heart's content too ;D
Yup! eveilgrin:
I think weekly should do it. whistle:
Good to get even with your kids hey and better still be one step ahead.....well done, lets know how they respond to it all... scared2:
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They are livid!
We have had tears, threats, tantrums and sulks all within the first hour of getting in from school. cloud9:
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They are livid!
We have had tears, threats, tantrums and sulks all within the first hour of getting in from school. cloud9:
DO NOT GIVE IN....! noooo:
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They are now playing ludo. So much better for them than American High School "dramas". Both boys have done reading practice and have learned their weekly spellings ready for tomorrow's test at school. THW has actually done her homework ~ or so she claims.
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Have they cracked it yet? whistle:
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Nope eveilgrin:
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Nope eveilgrin:
Excellent! razz:
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How could they know the birthday of a brother they don't know they have. eveilgrin:
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How could they know the birthday of a brother they don't know they have. eveilgrin:
rubschin:
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How could they know the birthday of a brother they don't know they have. eveilgrin:
cool14:
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How could they know the birthday of a brother they don't know they have. eveilgrin:
Have you jumped a thread here, or am I going doolaly (not for the first time !)
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How could they know the birthday of a brother they don't know they have. eveilgrin:
Have you jumped a thread here, or am I going doolaly (not for the first time !)
The password... it is the birthdate of the rother that the other kids don't know they have... whistle:
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birthdate of the rother
Snoopy is the rotter.
The world must be littered with his progeny. noooo:
He must be in the same league as Pop Stars sind Tory politicians.
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birthdate of the rother
Snoopy is the rotter.
The world must be littered with his progeny. noooo:
He must be in the same league as Pop Stars sind Tory politicians.
doh:
Stupid clumsy fingers!
What is 'sind'? rubschin:
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A baby was born many years ago. He was adopted. We were too young to keep him ~ it still hurts OK?
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A baby was born many years ago. He was adopted. We were too young to keep him ~ it still hurts OK?
redface:
surrender:
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A baby was born many years ago. He was adopted. We were too young to keep him ~ it still hurts OK?
redface:
surrender:
Don't be daft DS ~ I shouldn't have mentioned it.
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A baby was born many years ago. He was adopted. We were too young to keep him ~ it still hurts OK?
redface:
surrender:
Don't be daft DS ~ I shouldn't have mentioned it.
OK, but some subects are extra-touchy.
Like typing. . .
birthdate of the rother
Snoopy is the rotter.
The world must be littered with his progeny. noooo:
He must be in the same league as Pop Stars sind Tory politicians.
doh:
Stupid clumsy fingers!
What is 'sind'? rubschin:
You try typing 'and' with a turnip in your left hand and a phone in your right.
Could be worth holding on to that idea in case they bring back Jeux sans Frontieres rubschin:
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A baby was born many years ago. He was adopted. We were too young to keep him ~ it still hurts OK?
redface:
surrender:
Don't be daft DS ~ I shouldn't have mentioned it.
OK, but some subects are extra-touchy.
Like typing. . .
birthdate of the rother
Snoopy is the rotter.
The world must be littered with his progeny. noooo:
He must be in the same league as Pop Stars sind Tory politicians.
doh:
Stupid clumsy fingers!
What is 'sind'? rubschin:
You try typing 'and' with a turnip in your left hand and a phone in your right.
Could be worth holding on to that idea in case they bring back Jeux sans Frontieres rubschin:
You're on your PC with your 'turnip' in your hand... rubschin:
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A baby was born many years ago. He was adopted. We were too young to keep him ~ it still hurts OK?
redface:
surrender:
Don't be daft DS ~ I shouldn't have mentioned it.
OK, but some subects are extra-touchy.
Like typing. . .
birthdate of the rother
Snoopy is the rotter.
The world must be littered with his progeny. noooo:
He must be in the same league as Pop Stars sind Tory politicians.
doh:
Stupid clumsy fingers!
What is 'sind'? rubschin:
You try typing 'and' with a turnip in your left hand and a phone in your right.
Could be worth holding on to that idea in case they bring back Jeux sans Frontieres rubschin:
You're on your PC with your 'turnip' in your hand... rubschin:
But it's my LEFT hand. . . ::)
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A baby was born many years ago. He was adopted. We were too young to keep him ~ it still hurts OK?
redface:
surrender:
Don't be daft DS ~ I shouldn't have mentioned it.
OK, but some subects are extra-touchy.
Like typing. . .
birthdate of the rother
Snoopy is the rotter.
The world must be littered with his progeny. noooo:
He must be in the same league as Pop Stars sind Tory politicians.
doh:
Stupid clumsy fingers!
What is 'sind'? rubschin:
You try typing 'and' with a turnip in your left hand and a phone in your right.
Could be worth holding on to that idea in case they bring back Jeux sans Frontieres rubschin:
You're on your PC with your 'turnip' in your hand... rubschin:
But it's my LEFT hand. . . ::)
No wonder you are having problems then... noooo:
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A baby was born many years ago. He was adopted. We were too young to keep him ~ it still hurts OK?
redface:
surrender:
Don't be daft DS ~ I shouldn't have mentioned it.
OK, but some subects are extra-touchy.
Like typing. . .
birthdate of the rother
Snoopy is the rotter.
The world must be littered with his progeny. noooo:
He must be in the same league as Pop Stars sind Tory politicians.
doh:
Stupid clumsy fingers!
What is 'sind'? rubschin:
You try typing 'and' with a turnip in your left hand and a phone in your right.
Could be worth holding on to that idea in case they bring back Jeux sans Frontieres rubschin:
You're on your PC with your 'turnip' in your hand... rubschin:
But it's my LEFT hand. . . ::)
No wonder you are having problems then... noooo:
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They are now playing ludo. So much better for them than American High School "dramas". Both boys have done reading practice and have learned their weekly spellings ready for tomorrow's test at school. THW has actually done her homework ~ or so she claims.
But, but high school dramas are good! eeek: Have you barred her from Gossip Girl and Greek!?!?!? eeek:
The pin control also works well on various channels that show sport! eveilgrin:
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They are now playing ludo. So much better for them than American High School "dramas". Both boys have done reading practice and have learned their weekly spellings ready for tomorrow's test at school. THW has actually done her homework ~ or so she claims.
But, but high school dramas are good! eeek: Have you barred her from Gossip Girl and Greek!?!?!? eeek:
The pin control also works well on various channels that show sport! eveilgrin:
Good weekend was it?
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Excellent! eveilgrin:
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They are now playing ludo. So much better for them than American High School "dramas". Both boys have done reading practice and have learned their weekly spellings ready for tomorrow's test at school. THW has actually done her homework ~ or so she claims.
But, but high school dramas are good! eeek: Have you barred her from Gossip Girl and Greek!?!?!? eeek:
The pin control also works well on various channels that show sport! eveilgrin:
Yes I have AND I do not subscribe to Sprots Channels
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Sprots channels?
What are these Sprots of which you babble?
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They are now playing ludo. So much better for them than American High School "dramas". Both boys have done reading practice and have learned their weekly spellings ready for tomorrow's test at school. THW has actually done her homework ~ or so she claims.
But, but high school dramas are good! eeek: Have you barred her from Gossip Girl and Greek!?!?!? eeek:
The pin control also works well on various channels that show sport! eveilgrin:
Yes I have AND I do not subscribe to Sprots Channels
But they are good programmes! eeek:
I have blocked Sky Sports News which is on freeview. And over the weekend I also pined whatever channel was showing football! eveilgrin:
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Pined?
Aaaaaaaaaaaa happy100
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Sprots channels?
What are these Sprots of which you babble?
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Sprot the dog?
Surprised BM isn't pushing this.
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Sprots channels?
What are these Sprots of which you babble?
Coming from someone who cannot get his finger off the caps LOck in time that's bloody rich.
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