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Title: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 31, 2008, 08:34:50 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fad%2Fbday.gif&hash=491cf58c47bfa56ad4d3296fa23a1b7e1bc8c126)

In which all his many friends may post suitable wishes.
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 31, 2008, 11:19:04 PM: Happy Birthday BM.

Hope the rug fitted OK. whistle:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Just One More on June 01, 2008, 06:03:02 AM: All the best BM. I couldn't be arsed to buy a present, so I've faxed you £20
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2008, 06:12:27 AM: Thanks! cloud9:

I have a hangover... sad24:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Just One More on June 01, 2008, 06:15:52 AM: Somebody prolly slipped something in your Sanatogen
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2008, 06:17:37 AM: Quote from: Just One More on June 01, 2008, 06:15:52 AM
Somebody prolly slipped something in your Sanatogen
Yes... prolly... sad24:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2008, 08:19:13 AM: Feel free to click on this one... I can collect from the UK. whistle:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Mrs TG on June 01, 2008, 08:59:39 AM: Have a happy birthday, how old are you now? 50 40?
i will email you a prezzy... ;D
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2008, 09:09:51 AM: Quote from: Mrs TG on June 01, 2008, 08:59:39 AM
Have a happy birthday, how old are you now? 50 40?
i will email you a prezzy... ;D
48... sad24:

Send the pressie and I will send you back the FOTB speech... whistle:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Pastis on June 01, 2008, 10:02:37 AM: Happy Burpday BM! I've just sent a thought greeting... very speedy but rather unreliable eeek:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2008, 10:03:22 AM: Quote from: Pastis on June 01, 2008, 10:02:37 AM
Happy Burpday BM! I've just sent a thought greeting... very speedy but rather unreliable eeek:
I got it! eeek:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2008, 10:45:30 AM: Did LL buy you a nice present?
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 01, 2008, 12:32:22 PM: Happy birthday barman - you are 20% older than me.

AKA A fossil :-)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2008, 04:35:40 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 01, 2008, 10:45:30 AM
Did LL buy you a nice present?
The watch... ::)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2008, 04:35:56 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 01, 2008, 12:32:22 PM
Happy birthday barman - you are 20% older than me.

AKA A fossil :-)
evil:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Pastis on June 01, 2008, 05:26:53 PM: Quote from: Barman on June 01, 2008, 04:35:56 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 01, 2008, 12:32:22 PM
Happy birthday barman - you are 20% older than me.

AKA A fossil :-)
evil:

Never mind BM, you're 17% younger than me and I haven't hit senile dementia yet ;D ... well, on good days ;)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 01, 2008, 05:28:56 PM: He is 20% younger than me surrender:

And I hate him for it!
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Pastis on June 01, 2008, 05:43:40 PM: I wasn't going to say a thing...... ;)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 01, 2008, 06:57:59 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on June 01, 2008, 05:28:56 PM
He is 20% younger than me surrender:

And I hate him for it!
eeek:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 01, 2008, 09:02:36 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on June 01, 2008, 05:28:56 PM
He is 20% younger than me surrender:

And I hate him for it!
The beads have all fallen off my abacus, but however you look at it BM is just a lad. noooo:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2008, 03:37:50 AM: Well thanks to all you oldies anyway... I had a great day. cloud9:

just waiting for my birthday kiss from Wenchy. eyes:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 06:18:08 AM: Aren't we all ::)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2008, 06:43:50 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 06:18:08 AM
Aren't we all ::)
Yes... but it is my birthday... ::)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 07:06:29 AM: Quote from: Barman on June 02, 2008, 06:43:50 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 06:18:08 AM
Aren't we all ::)
Yes... but it is my birthday... ::)

I'll lay odds she will claim that you missed out because it WAS your birthday and is no longer. Better luck next year.
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2008, 07:16:52 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 07:06:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 02, 2008, 06:43:50 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 06:18:08 AM
Aren't we all ::)
Yes... but it is my birthday... ::)

I'll lay odds she will claim that you missed out because it WAS your birthday and is no longer. Better luck next year.
Bugger... Banghead
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 07:21:30 AM: Quote from: Barman on June 02, 2008, 07:16:52 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 07:06:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 02, 2008, 06:43:50 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 06:18:08 AM
Aren't we all ::)
Yes... but it is my birthday... ::)

I'll lay odds she will claim that you missed out because it WAS your birthday and is no longer. Better luck next year.
Bugger... Banghead

As many excuses as my ex-wife that one ::)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2008, 07:23:12 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 07:21:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 02, 2008, 07:16:52 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 07:06:29 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 02, 2008, 06:43:50 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 06:18:08 AM
Aren't we all ::)
Yes... but it is my birthday... ::)

I'll lay odds she will claim that you missed out because it WAS your birthday and is no longer. Better luck next year.
Bugger... Banghead

As many excuses as my ex-wife that one ::)
And still AWOL... noooo:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 02, 2008, 07:31:08 AM: Happy belated birthday wishes BM ~ I bet you still feel like an 18 year old.

of course the 18 year old will turn you down
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2008, 07:31:37 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 02, 2008, 07:31:08 AM
Happy belated birthday wishes BM ~ I bet you still feel like an 18 year old.

of course the 18 year old will turn you down
Indeed... noooo:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 02, 2008, 08:06:56 AM: Happy belated Birthday!

<blows kisses from afar as BM has man flu>
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2008, 08:07:51 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on June 02, 2008, 08:06:56 AM
Happy belated Birthday!

<blows kisses from afar as BM has man flu>
cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 02, 2008, 08:43:39 AM: Where are the cakes ????????? cry:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2008, 08:45:03 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 02, 2008, 08:43:39 AM
Where are the cakes ????????? cry:
Wenchy ate them... whistle:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 02, 2008, 08:47:57 AM: Quote from: Barman on June 02, 2008, 08:45:03 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 02, 2008, 08:43:39 AM
Where are the cakes ????????? cry:
Wenchy ate them... whistle:

NEVER SAW A CAKE!
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 08:48:29 AM: Eyes closed and scoffing ::)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2008, 08:49:10 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 08:48:29 AM
Eyes closed and scoffing ::)
Yes... it was gross... sick2:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 02, 2008, 08:50:09 AM: It probably had cream in it. That would explain why I've felt so crap. sad24:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 02, 2008, 08:51:44 AM: rubschin:
Blame Displacement Therapy

BM - I put it to you that u did not actually buy any for us confused:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2008, 08:54:46 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 02, 2008, 08:51:44 AM
rubschin:
Blame Dispalcement Therapy

BM - I put it to you that u did not actually buy any for us confused:
no surrender:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 02, 2008, 08:55:41 AM: Here...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shakesfrozencustard.com%2Fgraphics%2Fitems%2FmenuCakes.gif&hash=96d752248c7b5f9f0ec725980992f297dae60ea3)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 03, 2008, 10:11:21 AM: And as the memory of BM's birthday slides down the gutter of another year toward the gaping cavern that is 50 I have unstickied the topic to allow him some respite before it all starts again next May.
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2008, 10:38:58 AM: Mrs TG is on a 2 year countdown to a wedding FFS. Let us continue to inspect Barman's inexorable decline into senility and creakiness! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 03, 2008, 10:39:12 AM: Quote from: Barman on June 01, 2008, 09:09:51 AM
Quote from: Mrs TG on June 01, 2008, 08:59:39 AM
Have a happy birthday, how old are you now? 50 40?
i will email you a prezzy... ;D
48... sad24:

Send the pressie and I will send you back the FOTB speech... whistle:

Happy brithday old boy

By the way hoew many years iis it that you've been 48 now? whistle:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 03, 2008, 10:41:53 AM: Just the one thanks... whistle:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 03, 2008, 10:42:26 AM: SO he's 49!
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: barmisspah? on June 09, 2008, 10:17:45 AM: Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday Barmisspah
Happy Birthday to meeeee.
lol:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 09, 2008, 10:30:53 AM: Quote from: barmisspah? on June 09, 2008, 10:17:45 AM
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday Barmisspah
Happy Birthday to meeeee.
lol:

You will get 'the bumps' at lunchtime.

Happy birthday. ;D
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2008, 10:32:11 AM: Can I help?

Will this never end?
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 09, 2008, 10:33:11 AM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fad%2Fbday.gif&hash=491cf58c47bfa56ad4d3296fa23a1b7e1bc8c126)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: barmisspah? on June 09, 2008, 10:44:17 AM: Thank you most kindly, I did try to download pictures of some cakes for you all, but no joy. Couldn't even download pictures of the jellies I sent to Snoopy in April.

I've already got 'the bumps' Darwin. Was gardening yesterday & must be allergic to one/some of the plants as I now have a rash on my wrists & lower arms !!! sad24:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2008, 10:45:04 AM: Clarityn!
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: barmisspah? on June 09, 2008, 10:52:02 AM: Quote from: Nick on June 09, 2008, 10:45:04 AM
Clarityn!

Don't you swear at me !

Will get some from the chemist at lunchtime, Calomine isn't working.
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2008, 10:56:55 AM: Quote from: barmisspah? on June 09, 2008, 10:17:45 AM
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday Barmisspah
Happy Birthday to meeeee.
lol:
Happy Birthday! razz:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2008, 10:58:40 AM: Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2008, 10:56:55 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on June 09, 2008, 10:17:45 AM
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday Barmisspah
Happy Birthday to meeeee.
lol:
Happy Birthday! razz:

Barman was just about to give you a drink on the house as its your birthday... whistle:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2008, 11:06:38 AM: Quote from: barmisspah? on June 09, 2008, 10:52:02 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 09, 2008, 10:45:04 AM
Clarityn!

Don't you swear at me !

Will get some from the chemist at lunchtime, Calomine isn't working.

I got some yesterday for me. £8.98 a pack!!
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2008, 11:09:32 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2008, 10:58:40 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2008, 10:56:55 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on June 09, 2008, 10:17:45 AM
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday Barmisspah
Happy Birthday to meeeee.
lol:
Happy Birthday! razz:

Barman was just about to give you a drink on the house as its your birthday... whistle:
Was I?? eeek:

Oh yes... I suppose so... small sherry is it? whistle:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2008, 11:14:00 AM: Baldy strikes again noooo:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2008, 11:15:47 AM: Quote from: Nick on June 09, 2008, 11:14:00 AM
Baldy strikes again noooo:
redface:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 09, 2008, 11:17:54 AM: Quote from: Nick on June 09, 2008, 11:06:38 AM
Quote from: barmisspah? on June 09, 2008, 10:52:02 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 09, 2008, 10:45:04 AM
Clarityn!

Don't you swear at me !

Will get some from the chemist at lunchtime, Calomine isn't working.

I got some yesterday for me. £8.98 a pack!!

Tescos does their own antihistamine for a hell of a lot less than that!

I buy antihistamine over the counter in Spain. Something ludicrous like £2 a packet of twenty odd.
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 09, 2008, 01:38:04 PM: Must go to Spain!
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 09, 2008, 01:51:09 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 09, 2008, 01:38:04 PM
Must go to Spain!

Don't drive, some roads are blocked by the natives...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7443257.stm
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 09, 2008, 02:04:07 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 09, 2008, 01:38:04 PM
Must go to Spain!

Isn't Mrs Nick over there fairly regularlly? Couldn't she pick you up some?
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2008, 02:07:19 PM: You can buy just about anything in the chemist here – antihistamines, antibiotics, anything… whistle:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 09, 2008, 02:18:53 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on June 09, 2008, 02:04:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 09, 2008, 01:38:04 PM
Must go to Spain!

Isn't Mrs Nick over there fairly regularlly? Couldn't she pick you up some?

Why would Mrs Nick pick up road-blocking natives?

I suppose they are quite muscular, olive skinned and hirsute. rubschin:

She will also be accustomed to a man who smells of garlic. ;)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 09, 2008, 02:25:13 PM: Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2008, 02:07:19 PM
You can buy just about anything in the chemist here – antihistamines, antibiotics, anything… whistle:

Same in Spain. The drug cupboard chez wench is well stocked. redface:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 09, 2008, 02:26:51 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on June 09, 2008, 02:25:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2008, 02:07:19 PM
You can buy just about anything in the chemist here – antihistamines, antibiotics, anything… whistle:

Same in Spain. The drug cupboard chez wench is well stocked. redface:

cool14:

All pharmaceutical I trust?
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 09, 2008, 02:50:08 PM: Well, mostly! ;)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2008, 02:50:46 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on June 09, 2008, 02:25:13 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 09, 2008, 02:07:19 PM
You can buy just about anything in the chemist here – antihistamines, antibiotics, anything… whistle:

Same in Spain. The drug cupboard chez wench is well stocked. redface:
Indeed... the only thing you can't buy here is Lem-Sip type shite...
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 09, 2008, 02:52:58 PM: True! I have to send that to Mother Wench! ::)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2008, 10:19:42 AM: Mrs Nick is off to Tripoli next week to meet the Colonel.

What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 10, 2008, 10:44:34 AM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FgxLwe0.jpg&hash=f20d3d9b01086e1a222687f3fd965eccddbe4111) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxLwe0)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2008, 10:48:14 AM: As reported before, Arabs regard Mrs Nick as "not fat enough". I treasure the "enough" bit eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2008, 10:53:38 AM: Quote from: Nick on June 10, 2008, 10:48:14 AM
As reported before, Arabs regard Mrs Nick as "not fat enough". I treasure the "enough" bit eveilgrin:
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 10, 2008, 11:11:33 AM: She may also prove to be too opinionated for their taste.
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2008, 01:06:14 PM: eeek:

Can I tell her that? scared2:

That you said it. scared2:

With you number an all! scared2:

scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 10, 2008, 01:08:56 PM: Snoops has a dodgy ticker do you want to be done as an accessory to murder!
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2008, 01:10:42 PM: Mrs Nick could kill folks by THINKING about them. I have not told her about Snoops
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Bar Wench on June 10, 2008, 01:11:19 PM: I have a long way to go before I reach the death by thought stage. I bow to her superior power.
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 10, 2008, 01:12:13 PM: She is scarey. The small ones are.

You on the other hand.....................
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Mrs TG on June 13, 2008, 06:48:26 AM: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TG!
have a lovely day well in work! hope friday 13th is lucky for you!!!
(you already had your prezzie now eyes:)
84 48 today! old sod...xx
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2008, 06:59:33 AM: Quote from: Mrs TG on June 13, 2008, 06:48:26 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TG!
have a lovely day well in work! hope friday 13th is lucky for you!!!
(you already had your prezzie now eyes:)
84 48 today! old sod...xx
It's not on the calendar so NO BIRTHDAY! noooo:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Mrs TG on June 13, 2008, 07:16:35 AM: Quote from: Barman on June 13, 2008, 06:59:33 AM
Quote from: Mrs TG on June 13, 2008, 06:48:26 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TG!
have a lovely day well in work! hope friday 13th is lucky for you!!!
(you already had your prezzie now eyes:)
84 48 today! old sod...xx
It's not on the calendar so NO BIRTHDAY! noooo:

how do i get access to BM'S calendar then?
oh well off to work now dam..
cya later sad24:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2008, 07:18:07 AM: Quote from: Mrs TG on June 13, 2008, 07:16:35 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 13, 2008, 06:59:33 AM
Quote from: Mrs TG on June 13, 2008, 06:48:26 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TG!
have a lovely day well in work! hope friday 13th is lucky for you!!!
(you already had your prezzie now eyes:)
84 48 today! old sod...xx
It's not on the calendar so NO BIRTHDAY! noooo:

how do i get access to BM'S calendar then?
oh well off to work now dam..
cya later sad24:
He has to do it in his profile... as soon as he does the party can start... free drinks, etc. whistle:

Yeah right...
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: TG on June 13, 2008, 07:38:07 AM: Done it. A gallon of White Lightening please with a likkle umbrella in it. cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 13, 2008, 08:42:31 AM: Happy Birthday TG happy088
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2008, 08:47:30 AM: Quote from: TG on June 13, 2008, 07:38:07 AM
Done it. A gallon of White Lightening please with a likkle umbrella in it. cloud9:
Let the celebrations commence! ;D

Would you like a little bendy straw in that young man (in the drink I mean, not the young man)? confused:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fad%2Fbday.gif&hash=491cf58c47bfa56ad4d3296fa23a1b7e1bc8c126) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: TG on June 13, 2008, 08:49:18 AM: Quote from: Barman on June 13, 2008, 08:47:30 AM
Quote from: TG on June 13, 2008, 07:38:07 AM
Done it. A gallon of White Lightening please with a likkle umbrella in it. cloud9:
Let the celebrations commence! ;D

Would you like a little bendy straw in that young man (in the drink I mean, not the young man)? confused:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fad%2Fbday.gif&hash=491cf58c47bfa56ad4d3296fa23a1b7e1bc8c126) (http://www.freesmileys.org)

I've heard that if you drink booze through a straw you get pissed quicker. Is this true do you think? rubschin:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: TG on June 13, 2008, 08:49:37 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 13, 2008, 08:42:31 AM
Happy Birthday TG happy088

Thanks Unc.
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Pastis on June 13, 2008, 08:49:50 AM: Happy B'day TG

I hope you get everything your signature desires ;)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2008, 08:50:21 AM: Quote from: TG on June 13, 2008, 08:49:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 13, 2008, 08:47:30 AM
Quote from: TG on June 13, 2008, 07:38:07 AM
Done it. A gallon of White Lightening please with a likkle umbrella in it. cloud9:
Let the celebrations commence! ;D

Would you like a little bendy straw in that young man (in the drink I mean, not the young man)? confused:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fad%2Fbday.gif&hash=491cf58c47bfa56ad4d3296fa23a1b7e1bc8c126) (http://www.freesmileys.org)

I've heard that if you drink booze through a straw you get pissed quicker. Is this true do you think? rubschin:
It depends on how long the straw is... whistle:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Just One More on June 13, 2008, 08:54:08 AM: Have a great day TG, and an even better night ;)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 13, 2008, 09:42:12 AM: Happy Birthday TG (you kept that quiet)
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Post by: Darwins Selection on June 13, 2008, 10:08:25 AM: Many happy returns old chap ;D
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Post by: chocolatepudding on June 13, 2008, 10:38:39 AM: Congratulations! Another year older and deeper in debt as the saying goes. . . .
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2008, 10:39:21 AM: 16 tons, I recall
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Post by: Barman on June 13, 2008, 02:01:47 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 13, 2008, 10:39:21 AM
16 tons, I recall
Eh? shrugs:
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Post by: Pastis on June 13, 2008, 02:03:17 PM: The song ... ?
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Post by: Nick on June 13, 2008, 02:04:26 PM: She thought it was a saying, it's a song.Put it on the overpriced Karaoke machine!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBkrAESUbyI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBkrAESUbyI)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2008, 02:04:40 PM: Quote from: Pastis on June 13, 2008, 02:03:17 PM
The song ... ?
Who has a thong? shrugs:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 13, 2008, 02:06:59 PM: Not LL by the look of that pic eveilgrin:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2008, 02:08:47 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 13, 2008, 02:06:59 PM
Not LL by the look of that pic eveilgrin:
eyes:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 14, 2008, 10:38:23 AM: Quote from: Nick on June 13, 2008, 02:04:26 PM
She thought it was a saying, it's a song.Put it on the overpriced Karaoke machine!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBkrAESUbyI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBkrAESUbyI)

"An' we owe ar soles to the company sto' "
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2008, 11:12:38 AM: Happy Birthday Tinkerbelle!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fad%2Fbday.gif&hash=491cf58c47bfa56ad4d3296fa23a1b7e1bc8c126) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2008, 11:37:30 AM: Quote from: Barman on June 20, 2008, 11:12:38 AM
Happy Birthday Tinkerbelle!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fad%2Fbday.gif&hash=491cf58c47bfa56ad4d3296fa23a1b7e1bc8c126) (http://www.freesmileys.org)

A bit late BM. She will think we forgot.

Many Happy Returns Tinkerbelle. ;D
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Just One More on June 20, 2008, 12:42:36 PM: Will she bringing the cakes in? I'm bloody starving

Happy birthday Tinkerbelle
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2008, 12:48:27 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2008, 11:37:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 20, 2008, 11:12:38 AM
Happy Birthday Tinkerbelle!

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fad%2Fbday.gif&hash=491cf58c47bfa56ad4d3296fa23a1b7e1bc8c126) (http://www.freesmileys.org)

A bit late BM. She will think we forgot.

Many Happy Returns Tinkerbelle. ;D
Her Tinterweb is broken - she won't find out for weeks... whistle:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2008, 12:49:02 PM: Quote from: Just One More on June 20, 2008, 12:42:36 PM
Will she bringing the cakes in? I'm bloody starving

Happy birthday Tinkerbelle
I had cake this morning! cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2008, 01:35:49 PM: Shouldn't that be in the Breakfasts thread?
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Post by: Barman on June 20, 2008, 02:40:12 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 20, 2008, 01:35:49 PM
Shouldn't that be in the Breakfasts thread?
No... noooo:

BTW it is a BIG birthday... whistle:
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Post by: Nick on June 20, 2008, 02:56:59 PM: 80?
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Post by: Barman on June 20, 2008, 03:17:46 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 20, 2008, 02:56:59 PM
80?
Littler than that...
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2008, 03:18:15 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 20, 2008, 02:56:59 PM
80?

88 surely
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Tinkerbell on June 20, 2008, 04:09:13 PM: 60....... and proud of it. Thanks for all your good wishes. Off for a knees up with my friends now...BM & LL...and Mr T of course!!!
Speak to you later. cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Pastis on June 20, 2008, 04:22:14 PM: happ096 Have a good time!
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Post by: Nick on June 20, 2008, 04:26:49 PM: 60? Knees up?

It will end in lumbago noooo:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2008, 05:17:31 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 20, 2008, 04:26:49 PM
60? Knees up?

It will end in lumbago noooo:

Or casualty. .
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 20, 2008, 07:03:33 PM: Belated Greetings Fairy Lady. Not been around today but have a sloppy Beagle type kiss anyway.
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2008, 05:44:34 AM: My head hurts... noooo:
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Post by: Snoopy on June 21, 2008, 08:07:42 AM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sluggerotoole.com%2Fimages%2Fian_p.jpg&hash=5aa50e7119843a8bbed2961c0bda31f5aca3b73b)

Don't look to me for sympathy when you have over indulged in the Devil's Brew!
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2008, 08:46:14 AM: I think it must have been something I ate... confused:
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Post by: Snoopy on June 21, 2008, 09:52:06 AM: rubschin:
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Post by: Barman on June 21, 2008, 11:19:39 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on June 21, 2008, 09:52:06 AM
rubschin:
eeek:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Tinkerbell on June 22, 2008, 06:01:54 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on June 20, 2008, 07:03:33 PM
Belated Greetings Fairy Lady. Not been around today but have a sloppy Beagle type kiss anyway.

Thanks Snoops....it was a fantastic eveing.... BM and LL lied...they said I was going out for a quiet meal with them....got there and everyone was there...friends and all my wonderful family who had flown over from the UK.

I'm now knackered.... been in the pool with the grandchildren nearly all day.... walked the dog, sorted out a meal for family & friends....and heaven only knows where yesterday went. No complaints....it's what keeps me young.

I have had the most fabulous birthday week....it's official. A public thanks to everyone who helped make it so!!!

cloud9:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: garga on June 25, 2008, 09:26:28 AM: Happy Birthday Barman ..............
i am only 52 ............ lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV10NWor.gif&hash=e05a9d87d4ac5e483b073590e96733544b8a78ff) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV10NWor)
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Post by: Nick on June 25, 2008, 09:28:14 AM: Welcome back Garga. Where have you been?
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Post by: garga on June 25, 2008, 10:14:31 AM: Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2008, 09:28:14 AM
Welcome back Garga. Where have you been?

i was just poping in and out sometimes .
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2008, 10:16:58 AM: Quote
Poping?
Oh no.

OK>
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Just One More on June 25, 2008, 10:27:59 AM: Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2008, 10:16:58 AM
Quote
Poping?
Oh no.

OK>

lol:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2008, 10:36:56 AM: All are welcome ~ even tourists and coach parties ;D
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Post by: Nick on June 25, 2008, 10:38:14 AM: Popes?
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Post by: Nick on June 25, 2008, 10:41:07 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on June 25, 2008, 10:36:56 AM
All are welcome ~ even tourists and coach parties ;D

Saw a sign in Conwy yesterday. "Walkers welcome.Dogs MOST welcome"

Odd
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2008, 10:54:06 AM: Anybody welcome here except brewery reps and people selling pegs and/or lucky heather.
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2008, 10:57:47 AM: Something against pegs?
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Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2008, 11:08:53 AM: Only that the sellers of them never buy anything from us & tend to be a little whiffy.
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2008, 11:10:03 AM: You sell things to door to door salesmen? (And saleswomen of course.)
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2008, 11:15:34 AM: Anyone who comes into a pub is a potential customer. They don't buy ~ they don't stay evil:

With the exception of the lass from the Sally Army who sells (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww1.salvationarmy.org.uk%2Fimages%2Fuki.www_uki%2FWarCry-Masthead.jpg&hash=83112c8b93b2fa6543534463fca22c9d28165bc3)
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Post by: Nick on June 25, 2008, 11:20:57 AM: In my London days I was plagued by doorknocking evangelists.

In the end I kept their literature.

When the JWs knocked I said "You must read the Book of Mormon, the truth lies therein".

When the Mormons knocked I pressed the Watchtower upon them.

All visits stopped. They have a database!

The Korean Evangelists came round and I gave them a Buddhist text

They get confused! Rather like my MiL.And Mrs Nick's Aunt, who is some sort of secular nun and is quite poisonous!
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2008, 11:26:07 AM: When I ran a real pub I always allowed the Sally Army to sell their War Cry .... mainly out of admiration (genuine) for the old and not so old ladies and girls who bravely go into even the roughest pubs on a Friday night to sell them. It is surprising how the roughest and toughest trouble makers will meekly moderate their language and dig out a quid for them. I have only ever seen them refused once ~ and that was by a woman.
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2008, 11:33:28 AM: True, but I have some personal grudges against the Sally Army.
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: barmisspah? on June 25, 2008, 12:18:17 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2008, 11:33:28 AM
True, but I have some personal grudges against the Sally Army.

????????????
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2008, 12:20:20 PM: Well I do!

Don't we all?
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2008, 12:22:10 PM: My ex-wife was a Sunbeam.
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Post by: Barman on June 25, 2008, 12:22:21 PM: Quote from: barmisspah? on June 25, 2008, 12:18:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2008, 11:33:28 AM
True, but I have some personal grudges against the Sally Army.

????????????
Don't ask... please... noooo:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2008, 12:22:51 PM: It was those hats!
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Post by: Snoopy on June 25, 2008, 12:23:33 PM: Bonnets!
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Post by: Nick on June 25, 2008, 12:24:33 PM: And those!
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2008, 04:21:58 PM: Quote from: garga on June 25, 2008, 10:14:31 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2008, 09:28:14 AM
Welcome back Garga. Where have you been?

i was just poping in and out sometimes .
up.

Quite understood. noooo:

I also rarely use the computer when my hernia is playing up.
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2008, 05:12:00 PM: Quote from: barmisspah? on June 25, 2008, 12:18:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2008, 11:33:28 AM
True, but I have some personal grudges against the Sally Army.

????????????

This is Nick's world, the best thing to do is just smile and nod whistle:
Title: Re: BM's Special Birthday Thread
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2008, 06:02:28 PM: But I do!
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Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2008, 06:04:19 PM: Of course Nick whistle:
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Post by: Barman on June 25, 2008, 08:59:44 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 25, 2008, 04:21:58 PM
Quote from: garga on June 25, 2008, 10:14:31 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 25, 2008, 09:28:14 AM
Welcome back Garga. Where have you been?

i was just poping in and out sometimes .
up.

Quite understood. noooo:

I also rarely use the computer when my hernia is playing up.
drumroll: lol: