The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Computer Room => Topic started by: Nick on May 30, 2008, 03:46:38 PM
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The Boy "borrowed" my laptop and managed to connnect it to the interweb via a spare phone point in his bedroom.
I never use the laptop on tinterweb, hence NO firewall, NO virus software.No NADA
CHRIST. Over 200 viruses, many of which are int eh malware category and rediret IE to porn sites ( eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:)
Checked cookies and IE History ( eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:)
Decided to inform Mrs Nick who checked some of the websites herself ( eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:)
Boy in big trouble. And it has taken me all effing day to wrest control of my laptop back cussing: cussing:
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eeek: Indeed.
The words deep clean spring to mind eeek:
In fact the Amazon bar on the right has some splendid offers ;)
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Give him one of his own, at least you will then have a measure of control over it. Either that or install Net Nanny on all computers in the house.
Anyway a bit of porn never heard any boy ~ look at Berek ............ Oh I see what you mean.
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He has his own. It's just not internet capable!!
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Count yourself lucky the laptop isn't totally ruined.
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Count yourself lucky the laptop isn't totally ruined.
Nick is sensible.
His has a wipe-clean keyboard.
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He has his own. It's just not internet capable!!
As his little chum of the severed toes remarked a few months ago "Might as well not have one then". He now has internet capability ~ within limits.
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Is there room in the TV box for the laptop? whistle:
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All safely gathered in now, but inmy day it was the Home Doctor or Health and Efficiency. Not www.needbang.com evil:
Don't look eeek:
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All safely gathered in now, but inmy day it was the Home Doctor or Health and Efficiency. Not www.needbang.com evil:
Don't look eeek:
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Good grief!
I suppose the only consolation is that he doesn't have a credit card to get into the site with ~ does he??????????? eeek:
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I don't think so, unless he used mine rubschin:
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I don't think so, unless he used mine rubschin:
If he can crack your computer password in 30sec, your PIN should be no trouble. scared2:
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scared2:
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scared2:
point:
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We have also had him barred from the local ice cream shop. He pinched some money out of Mrs Nick's purse and bought himself breakfast. An ice cream, a bag of crisps and a huge bag of sherbet!! evil:
Words have been had!
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whistle:
Caught smoking at the age of 10 by my Grandfather he gave me a pipe full of his own "Black Shag" which he used to buy in hard blocks, soak in rum and then "shave" parings off the block to fill his pipe. It was four years before I picked up another ciggy.
Try feeding him sherbet for brekky daily ~ he'll soon get sick of it.
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I'm in no position to offer parental advice but remembering the effect of repetitions, were they lines, press ups, sherbets for brekkie eeek: certainly gave pause for thought and consideration toward those in control who were, let's face it, one's carers and providers. Best of luck.
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I fear he has had enough "shag" to last him a lifetime evil:
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I fear he has had enough "shag" to last him a lifetime evil:
rubschin: Is that possible?
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I fear he has had enough "shag" to last him a lifetime evil:
rubschin: Is that possible?
noooo:
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Oh dear and things were going so well. noooo:
When I was first caught smoking I was made to sit down and smoke the whole pack. Just gave me a taste for the good stuff.
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Oh dear and things were going so well. noooo:
When I was first caught smoking I was made to sit down and smoke the whole pack. Just gave me a taste for the good stuff.
I was such a angel (hence the avatar) I Never tried smoking...hated the smell put me off for life thank god!
think i got in big trub for letting one of my bfs drink my dads spririts off the little bar we had in house! No wonder i dont drink very often! angry041:
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I once set fire to a golf course. By accident like whistle:
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He has his own. It's just not internet capable!!
You mean it has no built in modem, that doesnt stop him from betting a USB modem and plugging it in though. whistle:
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I know. But the software isn't installed.
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I know. But the software isn't installed.
Yet... whistle:
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evil:
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Quite a few of them automatically install the software from the device itself!
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And quite a few, particularly the older ones that we tend to pass on to our children, do not. whistle:
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I know. But the software isn't installed.
If the boy can crack your password in 30 seconds then installing the software isnt going to be a problem for him old boy point:
Look, let him have the internet and encourage his natural abilities. Just point them in a more usable direction. Harriet and Hazel's web site for example whistle: